Is it okay to take a dump before or after a session?????

[jesuschrist]

There was an urban legend I heard from a long retired pooner who showed me the ropes when I first started. He went to an incall with a somewhat well known SP and they did not hit it off. She provided much less than advertised service and rushed him to completion. When he was cleaning up, and showering, he turned off the water on the toilet and flushed it, rendering it dry. After his shower, he proceeded to dry dock a massive runny dump in her toilet as a parting gift.

Thanks for that, it was a wonderful Christmas story, a delightful gift for the mind to remember.

 

[agentwhite]

I've heard of stories from friends that have visited SP's that when they are given sub-par services and attitude the "secret code" is to take a huge stinky dump in their washroom as a true critique of their services. I do believe that if you gotta go then use the toilet then what it's for!

 

[luvsdaty]

I would take a big coiler immediately after the session if the sp was being a total cow.Kinda wish this thread came up a few sp's ago

 

[blazejowski]

oh No No No never never Against the rules!... You know you're stupid when you do that. Only some English pig with no brain at all!

"You feel shame, you know... and then you get free..."

 

[LowerMainlander]

It was big basket wasn't it?

LMAO!
(10char)

 

[InTheBum]

LOL ound::clap2: LOVE IT!

 

[InTheBum]

There was an urban legend I heard from a long retired pooner who showed me the ropes when I first started. He went to an incall with a somewhat well known SP and they did not hit it off. She provided much less than advertised service and rushed him to completion. When he was cleaning up, and showering, he turned off the water on the toilet and flushed it, rendering it dry. After his shower, he proceeded to dry dock a massive runny dump in her toilet as a parting gift.

Ya, it's too bad LAG was banned from this board. 100% Class Act!!!!!!!!!!ound:ound:

In all fairness, the SP probably deserved it!

 

[Larry Storch]

Hi Eve,

Yes, I was referring to taking a dump at a SP's place during the session.

Let me explain first...this SP I have seen a few times, lets me stay the night. After the one hour of sex is up, she says I can stay around...so I usually watch a movie with her, then fall asleep. Unfortunately, she has a cat so my allergies kick in as the hours go by. That being said, when I woke up she was still sleeping. I didn't want to leave, but felt a big shit coming on. So I decided to take a shit, then shower and jump back into bed with her. When I got into bed with her she was awake, and she asked me if I just went Poo.

I felt like pig, as she had this disgusted look on her face.

Okay, this is different. If it was a 1 hr session then, yeah I'd say wait until you get to a gas station or wherever. Taking a shower afterward should be enough to put her mind to rest. The sound of the shower probably woke her up so she would know you were squeaky clean. Can't say why she would be disgusted unless she had to go right after you.

There was an urban legend I heard from a long retired pooner who showed me the ropes when I first started. He went to an incall with a somewhat well known SP and they did not hit it off. She provided much less than advertised service and rushed him to completion. When he was cleaning up, and showering, he turned off the water on the toilet and flushed it, rendering it dry. After his shower, he proceeded to dry dock a massive runny dump in her toilet as a parting gift.

Wow, didn't know there was a technical term for it. Thanks! :thumb:

 

[Larry Storch]

Oh yeah and. . . .

 

[PlayfulAlex]

When you gotta go, you gotta go...how unfortunate that this urge sometimes hits at such an awkward moment, perhaps take a quick peak in the cupboard for the bathroom spray (any self-respecting SP should have some nearby)?

 

[lenny]

Is it okay to take a dump before or after a session?????

Admit it, LAG put you up to this.

 

[agentwhite]

it should be encouraged that clients take dumps when they visit SP's. it should provide the SP's with a true BFE (boyfriend experience) in that they should be able to mask and withstand the smell of a stinky dump, then providing sexy services to pleasure their partner (BBBJ, CFS, CIMWS/CIM,etc) I think it rings true when you can also get your moneys worth when they have to scrub the toilet afterwards!

 

[PlayfulAlex]

it should be encouraged that clients take dumps when they visit SP's. it should provide the SP's with a true BFE (boyfriend experience) in that they should be able to mask and withstand the smell of a stinky dump, then providing sexy services to pleasure their partner (BBBJ, CFS, CIMWS/CIM,etc) I think it rings true when you can also get your moneys worth when they have to scrub the toilet afterwards!

Hmmmm, somebody here has a bad attitude...are you feeling retaliatory for some poor service that you received in the past?

 

[agentwhite]

Hmmmm, somebody here has a bad attitude...are you feeling retaliatory for some poor service that you received in the past?

nope, no bad attitude at all if anything the SP should be used to the smell after 3-4 clients....then it will allow them to withstand the smell of a stinky dump

 

[lawlerskates]

What about taking a dump during?

I didn't, but the SP has.... a few different ones in fact.

Always during greek - the SP says - oh, I have to go. Too much ass pummeling, and too deep I guess. The girl interrupts the session then goes about her business, then resumes.

I had one at an MP squat right away and dump on the floor. That was the worst of them all.

did you stay?!

 

[East Detroit]

 

[sevenofnine]

When I saw this,
I thought it was or had something to do with preparing for anal sex, douche or cleaning it out.


Well shit,
Oh I guess that is what you guys are doing

 

[Nookie Monster]

If you're referring to taking a dump in a sp's place during or after a session, then as a provider I find it a major turn off and don't think it's cool for that to be done in my place before or after. Sort your self before a session in your own place or stop off somewhere else on your way and then freshen up once you arrive. If you're that desperate after a session, again stop off somewhere on your way home.

A wise man (you know who you are!) once told me... 3S's... Shower, shave, shit before you go see a lady

Nookie

 

[PlayfulAlex]

Hahaha nice image Alex...
I don't recall ever having a girlfriend in whose presence I wanted to take a stinky dump. When I was with my last GF I waited before she left the house to take a poop, and that simple act of thoughtfulness alone kept the romance alive for a whole year!

Mmmm, spoken like a true gentleman...swoon! :nod:

 

[PlayfulAlex]

Hi Eve,

Yes, I was referring to taking a dump at a SP's place during the session.

Let me explain first...this SP I have seen a few times, lets me stay the night. After the one hour of sex is up, she says I can stay around...so I usually watch a movie with her, then fall asleep. Unfortunately, she has a cat so my allergies kick in as the hours go by. That being said, when I woke up she was still sleeping. I didn't want to leave, but felt a big shit coming on. So I decided to take a shit, then shower and jump back into bed with her. When I got into bed with her she was awake, and she asked me if I just went Poo.

I felt like pig, as she had this disgusted look on her face.

Sorry but that was rather unkind of her...after all, we're all human beings, and most of us do have to use the facilities in the morning...and she did invite you for the overnighter...