What automatically puts/removes an SP on your to-do list?
- Thread starter jesuschrist
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And then when they get their 5-10 year old pics "verified" on places like erslist
I find it way worse than amps using generic photos for some reason.
Hygiene hygiene hygiene. Tiny bits of toilet paper in the groin area or smells indicative of needing a wash- HUGE FUCKING TURNOFF. Same goes for bad breath. Or cigarette breath. I fucking hate it when an SP greets you with a kiss and her mouth tastes like ashtray. And don't even get me started on the chick who I found out had a yeast infection halfway through when I was going down on her.
I try to make myself as presentable as possible before and during a session. A lot of ladies complain about gents not being squeaky clean when they show up for a session. It's a two way street. At 300/hr I should be able to reasonably expect a pussy clean enough to eat dinner off of.
I try to make myself as presentable as possible before and during a session. A lot of ladies complain about gents not being squeaky clean when they show up for a session. It's a two way street. At 300/hr I should be able to reasonably expect a pussy clean enough to eat dinner off of.
So I guess Jxxx is off your list? Your loss bud. She has lots of tats and is one of a kind fer sure.
Mixed or bad reviews will turn me off. Board presentation is a big thing for me. Not nrcessarily a differing opinion but just how they present it and how they respond to criticism.No lfk or dfk is an automatic dq, I love to kiss. Last but not least, the SPs with excessive reference checking procedures. The most personal I want them to have is my phone number. Anything beyond my board handle and a reference from ONE lady is too much of a hassle.
Couple of things that helps an SP win my favour.
First, those that offer all inclusive services. Not an deal breaker for me but will put you second to one who does.
Second, those that update their pictures regularly, mixing in both professional and candid pics. Those that show their face is preferable too, but it's understandable why some do not.
First, those that offer all inclusive services. Not an deal breaker for me but will put you second to one who does.
Second, those that update their pictures regularly, mixing in both professional and candid pics. Those that show their face is preferable too, but it's understandable why some do not.
NMR...look at the SP's hands and feet. Also, if she is tall and gangly, it's a very good chance she has a loose pussy/and/or big pussy lips.They are all pulling a train - just sometimes there is a little more distance between the carriages
How can you tell she has a loose pussy - it doesn't seem to be listed in many ads or websites.
The final catcher...has she had kids...
You should be looking for SP's that are petite, tight, and toned.
Awesome thread...I think that someone needs to teach customer service lessons in this industry!
Meanwhile, the customer should always vote with his wallet and/or his feet. Nothing perpetuates bad service more than guys continuing to go see someone with a bad review! Is it just reckless endangerment, or do they want to be the one that she changes for? Or do they want to prove that they had the ability to squeeze a good experience out of her? Or do they like to play the victim card, when they too, had a bad experience, and can now report and back up the original bad review?
One of the things that really surprises me is how much bad service some guys will allow, if the lady is attractive...
Meanwhile, the customer should always vote with his wallet and/or his feet. Nothing perpetuates bad service more than guys continuing to go see someone with a bad review! Is it just reckless endangerment, or do they want to be the one that she changes for? Or do they want to prove that they had the ability to squeeze a good experience out of her? Or do they like to play the victim card, when they too, had a bad experience, and can now report and back up the original bad review?
One of the things that really surprises me is how much bad service some guys will allow, if the lady is attractive...
Case in point:
"It started off with her asking me to buy condoms on the way which is usually a bad sign but I still decided to go through with it cause I had heard that she was hot and I wanted some latin flavour that night."
"I arrive at her place which is a total mess!...other pooners previously pointed this out so it was no suprise. "
"It started off with her asking me to buy condoms on the way which is usually a bad sign but I still decided to go through with it cause I had heard that she was hot and I wanted some latin flavour that night."
"I arrive at her place which is a total mess!...other pooners previously pointed this out so it was no suprise. "
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I'm basically just an R&t guy, so criteria relating to FS don't matter so much to me. However, the general criteria of cleanliness and friendly service certainly apply. I have also learned to avoid any providers who use the words "goddess" or "spiritual" in their ads. I'm looking for a friendly and fun R&T, not a religious experience. This does mean that I give many self-described "tantric" providers a pass, which in some cases is probably my loss. I did seek out tantric providers at one time, but encountered too many women who took themselves and the pseudo-spirituality far too seriously.
Another example:
"I saw A***** recently. I have to agree, WOT. She was 35 minutes late getting to her own incall, which was a dump. We arranged for full service during our messages back and forth to set things up. I get there, only to have to tell me she didn't pick up any condoms. WTF? Reluctantly, settled on a blow job.
It wouldn't be so tough to ignore her if she wasn't so hot."
The best outcome would be if providers would choose to improve their service, after they read these types of comments. But, they really don't have to, if the visitors just keep coming by anyway...
"I saw A***** recently. I have to agree, WOT. She was 35 minutes late getting to her own incall, which was a dump. We arranged for full service during our messages back and forth to set things up. I get there, only to have to tell me she didn't pick up any condoms. WTF? Reluctantly, settled on a blow job.
It wouldn't be so tough to ignore her if she wasn't so hot."
The best outcome would be if providers would choose to improve their service, after they read these types of comments. But, they really don't have to, if the visitors just keep coming by anyway...
Bitchy board attitude, price over $250/hr (unless extras included), no kissing, BBW, bad reviews = No interest. Poor hygiene, noticeable smoke breath, rushes/cuts short the session, drunk/stoned = No repeat.
Toned body, able to have a conversation, natural boobs, good attitude, BBBJ = Repeats.
Not to say I've never thought with the little head...lol!
Toned body, able to have a conversation, natural boobs, good attitude, BBBJ = Repeats.
Not to say I've never thought with the little head...lol!
That never works for me. I see right through "attractiveness", being blessed with the experience of having dated girls that are considered so. Beauty is always skin deep. A lot of men don't know what this means, so they put up with all kinds of shit they don't deserve because they are infatuated with beauty.
not offering MSOG for an hour incall (but I make it a point in my contact with SPs that I have no problem to have two rounds of fun in one hour)
Number one for me not to repeat is a smelly pussy.....gross me out , and it usually kills the hardon for me.
i would like to do a smell test first , before cash.
"excuse me , but could you please wipe this tissue deep in your pussy and hand it back"?
sniff sniff , ok heres the cash , were good to go !!!
i would like to do a smell test first , before cash.
"excuse me , but could you please wipe this tissue deep in your pussy and hand it back"?
sniff sniff , ok heres the cash , were good to go !!!
Nice.
Ok and exactly how did you come to the conclusion that I hate men? As in, something I've actually said??
I'd love to hear that, only I never have - so good luck. I would greatly appreciate it if you would please not tell lies about me. Notice how your post is the only one on this thread to make personal attacks? And also how the question was not about *who* is or is not on your list but rather *what* gets an sp on or off your list? So I'm not sure why exactly you felt it necessary to go out of your way to to make personal attacks.
Sorry but this is really lame. I would have assumed the goal would be to prove I was wrong, not to demonstrate how right on the money I was. It doesn't look very good... How about you let Ms. Sarah's do her own dirty work? And how about you also stop posting lies or attacks against me? That would be great.
Awesome!!
Thank you.
Omg that was seriously disgusting. I really feel for you. Yikes.
Words of wisdom!
Usually starts with a picture, then if she posts on PERB, the way she handles herself. Good reviews always help as well....
A dealbreaker? Definitely restrictions I don't agree with (no DATY and no MSOG being the 2 major ones) and of course bad reviews...
A dealbreaker? Definitely restrictions I don't agree with (no DATY and no MSOG being the 2 major ones) and of course bad reviews...
Met with one SP a while back for the first time who asked far too many personal questions for my liking.
The info she was after was far too personal and IMHO inappropriate for her to know at all.
I should have walked but stayed and it was as predicted a fairly shitty time in general. I have been much more guarded with my personal info ever since.
On a positive note it was a wake up call to keep my cards close.
The info she was after was far too personal and IMHO inappropriate for her to know at all.
I should have walked but stayed and it was as predicted a fairly shitty time in general. I have been much more guarded with my personal info ever since.
On a positive note it was a wake up call to keep my cards close.
Wow, and I thought I was a homophobe. That's a couple of degrees of separation.
For me GFE all the way. The only thing that makes me repeat. I pay for the fantasy that some hot young thing has fallen in love with me at first sight. Role-play with hot sex.
Turn on: great attitude, fun in the sack, obviously takes care of herself,
I like bbbj cause I can't feel much through the condom but not a deal breaker if the foreplay is hot and she knows what she's doing. (You're not starting a fire honey, a little lube and it's up 'n down. )
Turn off: everyone can have an off day but if you can't find an apology for inconsiderate behaviour you're off the repeat list, smoker's breath, unprofessional, bitchy!
I like bbbj cause I can't feel much through the condom but not a deal breaker if the foreplay is hot and she knows what she's doing. (You're not starting a fire honey, a little lube and it's up 'n down. )
Turn off: everyone can have an off day but if you can't find an apology for inconsiderate behaviour you're off the repeat list, smoker's breath, unprofessional, bitchy!
