lol I had a cat that ate a pet fish and knocked the bowl over on the hardwood floor

missing the dog part though
I hate people with umbrellas who walk through crowded areas.. and dont raise their umbrellas up while other people walk by... leaving them to either duck or lose an eye. !!!!
Im somehow oddly irritated when I see young children who are clearly at least 4 years of age or older that have soothers in their mouths.. the only thing I want to do is ripp that soother right out of their mouths, and tell them NO MORE !!!!! SOOTHERS GONE BYE BYES.
Im short temepered when Im around a man who thinks that just because Im a women its somehow my duty to do the dishes when its not even my mess or dishes to wash. !!!!
waitresses that overly hover at your table.. that come back every ten minutes just to check up on you again...... !!!
teenagers theses days who for some reason just think that they are entitled to things without even sweating --- just a little bit to earn them
preachers that knock on my door ... pushing their religion..... if I wanted your take on the world.. I would seek it myself !!!!
food that never looks anything like it does in the restaurant menues???? if its going to look like crap when I get it.. slap a picture of the crappy order on your menue.. so at least I know what Im getting myself into when I order it....
the fact that we have far to many automated phone service lines.. where u have to wait on hold forever and press a million buttons before u get through to someone..
people who let their dogs have massive shits on the side walk -- that litterally look like horse dumps and dont bother to clean them...
men that shave and dont rinse their hairs out of the sink... damn it seriously it takes two seconds....
any one who wears a cap and does not bend them... to fit their head and leaves the front part straight.... if I had a dollar for every urge I have had to rip the hat off and toss it... id be rich.
people who wear sunglasses at night --- U DONT LOOK LIKE A ROCK STAR !!!!!
hmmm Im sure ill think of plenty more..