Getting BONED by Canada Post!

[Jethro Bodine]

Is that where you roll up a dollar bill and hold it vertically between two fingers while the naked stripper squats over your hand and picks up the dollar bill with her pussy?

The dollar dance is where the strippers walk around and for $1.00 will give you a 15 - 20 second lap dance right where you're sitting. It's kind of like the comercial for the full contact lap dance they are selling over in the private booths.

 

[Avery]

The dollar dance is where the strippers walk around and for $1.00 will give you a 15 - 20 second lap dance right where you're sitting. It's kind of like the comercial for the full contact lap dance they are selling over in the private booths.

I like my proposed definition better! ound:

 

[Jethro Bodine]

Is that where you roll up a dollar bill and hold it vertically between two fingers while the naked stripper squats over your hand and picks up the dollar bill with her pussy?

The bigger question is why are the strippers walking around with cats and why are the cats picking up the tips from the customers?

 

[Avery]

The bigger question is why are the strippers walking around with cats and why are the cats picking up the tips from the customers?

Only one of the two kinds of pussy can be trained to do that, and it's not that kind. :nod:

 

[Jethro Bodine]

Actually I have a cat that steals money.
Since he was a kitten, if I took any bills out of my pocket and put them on my dresser or night stand he would jump up and take them. He would only take money, not other pieces of paper. Now I have to put it in a drawer so he won't take it.

This thread has gone from me bitching about Canada Post to Titty Bars in the USA to dollar dances to money stealing cats. I'd say it has been officially hijacked!

Cheers

 

[blazejowski]

 

[the old maxx50]

A dollar . Not here in Victoria .. and no pussy is going to pick it up either ..

I think a 5 dollar tip is the norm at the Fox and Montys . and you can be any where near the money what the dancer picks it up If the licorice inspector sees any one touch a dancer or a dancer touch a patron when on stage it they are shut down .. You touch them you are thrown out I think yu might even get thrown out for offering a dollar ..that s an insult

 

[the old maxx50]

I will mention this here ..FedX , it is not only about gulf!