How to ask her to shave

[tantalizeme]

At a swingers party, I asked a seasoned male swinger if he preferred pussies shaved or natural. He gave me a puzzled look.

“Been ages that I last saw a non-bald beaver," he said. "Don’t even remember what they look like.”

Sure enough, swinger ladies almost always present their clams shaved, or at least neatly trimmed—and it`s a safe bet, most Western SPs do as well. That’s clearly what most (not all) Western men prefer, including myself.

I find a smooth pussy just provides nicer visuals; feels better to the touch; makes DATY more appetizing; and allows for more pleasurable rubbing-together of intimate parts.

But sadly, the majority of newly arrived Asians sport a bush—perhaps because that’s what Asian men expect?

For Western guys cavorting with Asian SPs, hairy pussies clearly create potential for sub-optimal pleasure. I`ve noticed, quite a few reviews of Asian SPs complain about this.

It occurred to me that—rather than complain about an Asian girl`s "out-of-control bush" in reviews—why not gently suggest that she might trim or shave her pubes? I`m proud to say, I recently did just that: https://perb.cc/vbulletin/showthrea...Fun-workout-with-Kitty-s-kitty&highlight=3253

Most girls would, no doubt, quickly get the message. But I suspect, few pooners ever make this kind of suggestion—in part because of misplaced politeness, and in part due to the language barrier.

So I’ve decided—if there’s a groundswell of popular demand on the part of Mandarin-curious fellow pooners—to post pinyin translations of sentences like the following (or any other pussy hair-related translation requests I might receive):

Wow, you got quite a bush down there.

Better trim your pussy hair a bit.

Why don’t you shave?

I love shaved pussy.

Most Western men like pussies smooth-shaven.

Shaven pussies are more sexy.

Shaven pussies are more fun to lick.

Here, I brought you a brand-new shaver.

Can I shave your pussy before we make out?

These lines need to be delivered with a big friendly grin—ideally, after establishing rapport, perhaps on your 2nd visit.

Understandably, a girl will feel a certain defensiveness about being criticized for the appearance of her pussy. But a few cheery Mandarin words can magically diffuse tension or anxiety.

Any opinion about this important issue?

 

[violetblake]

I don't think there's necessarily anything wrong with nicely suggesting an SP gets rid of the bush, afterall it'll help her business which is something she'd want. But unless the point of you doing it is to be an asshole, there's nice ways to say it. Especially if there's a language barrier, it's probably even more important to choose your words carefully, unless you don't care about hurting her feelings or pissing her off, in which case, you're an asshole

If she's working out of a MP, why don't you just nicely mention it to her manager? That way she'll be less embarrassed then having a client tell her to her face they don't like it. It won't be as bad coming from their manager, as long as you don't make it sound like you're angry with her service, or she might get reprimanded, which would be a little much simply for having a bush.

1, 2, 3, 8, and 9, of your suggestions I would NOT do lol. I'd just simply say after (make sure it's after, or she might be uncomfortable during the session thinking you hate her bush, which will in turn make a worse session for you) the session say "So hey, have you ever thought about trimming a bit?" or, "Why do you choose to have a bush?" Which depending on her answer could be followed by "Well it's your body of course, but most Western men usually like shaved or trimmed". If you say these things really nicely, calmly, and non-confrontationally, then she'll probably be more receptive.

At the end of the day though, it's her body. So if shaved/trimmed is a big deal, it'd be your best bet to inquire ahead of time.

 

[badbadboy]

I have seen a lot of bald, landing strips, shortly trimmed, 100% Brazilian waxed and also some bushes that needed trimming in my days as a pooner. I assure you a bit of pubic hair did not bother me one bit but shaved is nice since they are at least wanting to look well kept when I visit them.

In this day and age I think the only thing that would turn me completely off would be someone's bush who looks like this:

 

[blazejowski]

Blechh... hairy pussies are disgusting...

 

[CorriGuy]

I heard Europeans call that look the hitler..

Call it the Chaplin. After all, that nazi scum stole the look.

 

[tantalizeme]

Mine's got a toupe, but the business is smooth. Everyone's happy that way!

Absolutely, Missy!

I've got nothing against a bit of fuzz on top, in either of its 2 main forms: the "landing strip" or even the (regrettably named) "Hitler mustache." http://www.thechurning.com/2005/12/16/hairstyles/

Just to clarify, I also think there're good reasons why a male erotic connoisseur might want to shave his pubic hair and testicles as well, especially if he wants to encourage BLS. My own clean-shaven equipment still seems to be a sufficiently uncommon sight for these girls that they often comment on it—invariably with approval.

As for "full bush" defenders like esteemed brothers oceanic & muffineater, well, in my experience there're plenty of tangly fur pies left out there among Asian SPs. Just get them when they first arrive, before I've taken them under my wings.

Sincere thanks also to Violet Blake for perceptive advice. We shaved-pussy lovers want to get our message across without causing offense, that's for sure.

Stay posted, I'm working on those translations.

 

[blazejowski]

Sincere thanks also to Violet Blake for perceptive advice.

I want to thank Violet as well, but it's mostly for making her sig pic MUCH bigger....

 

[Avery]

Blechh... hairy pussies are disgusting...

This is for you, Blaze.

https://perb.cc/vbulletin/showthrea...ucking-weird&p=1312188&viewfull=1#post1312188

Personally, I`d bury my face in just about all of those bushes.

 

[Pillowtalk]

Kudos to violet for saying politely what many must be thinking. Really, tant, more and more it seems like you want different sps to give you cookie cutter replica experiences that would be much easier to come by with a blow up doll.

Why can't you just let them be themselves, the way they want to be, and enjoy what they individually can bring to the sessions? Blue eyeshadow, pheromones, whips, fishnet stockings, and now they have to shave as well? If you wanted that kind of experience, don't you think it is much easier to come by with an actual independent sps who are already doing that?

Wow, I always think you can't be any more offensive, and you always surprise me with yet another thread or post lol.

 

[Elmore]

Kudos to violet for saying politely what many must be thinking. Really, tant, more and more it seems like you want different sps to give you cookie cutter replica experiences that would be much easier to come by with a blow up doll.

Why can't you just let them be themselves, the way they want to be, and enjoy what they individually can bring to the sessions? Blue eyeshadow, pheromones, whips, fishnet stockings, and now they have to shave as well? If you wanted that kind of experience, don't you think it is much easier to come by with an actual independent sps who are already doing that?

Wow, I always think you can't be any more offensive, and you always surprise me with yet another thread or post lol.

She is in fine form today!

 

[tantalizeme]

For Asian SP lovers: Asking her to shave (or trim) that bush in Mandarin

A Chinese hottie I saw the other day proudly mentioned, she had shaved her “little sister” that morning.

“Wā, nǐde xiǎomèimei zhēn wánměi!” (Wow, your ‘little sister’ looks perfect!), I replied, with sincerity. She giggled happily.

When I asked whether her pretty pussy often gets compliments, she seemed perplexed at first and then said, "Never. Nobody ever said anything before."

A sad fact, and probably true for most Chinese SPs. According to my informants, Asian men rarely pay compliments or verbalize feelings during sex. And Western pooners, although most find Asian ladies hot, generally don`t bother learning Chinese or any other Asian language.

So when a visiting Chinese SP gets complimented in Mandarin by a Western guy—or hears him talk gleefully dirty—no wonder she finds this amusing and ego-affirming.

The majority of Chinese SPs initially sport a bush. Given that my little poll suggests most pooners prefer shaved or trimmed pussy, I offer 10 Mandarin phrases to help bridge the communication gap. Motivating Chinese SPs to improve their pussy grooming is a win-win scenario: it’s good for bald-beaver lovers, but it’s probably also good for an SP’s business.

I’ve tried to incorporate Violet Blake`s suggestions. Now obviously these phrases need to be learnt in conjunction with studying Mandarin pronunciation and, ideally, a wider knowledge of basic Pooner Mandarin. (Cf. https://perb.cc/vbulletin/showthrea...-to-a-Chinese-SP%92s-heart&highlight=Mandarin)


Pubic hair = yīnmáo / Shaved pussy = báihǔ (lit. “white tiger”) /shaved = guā le
The nicest word for pussy: xiǎomèimei (lit. “little sister”) / smooth-shaven = guā gānjìng le (“shaved clean”)

1. You’ve such a pretty pussy, you don’t know how lucky you are! = nǐde xiǎomèimei tài piàoliang, nǐ bù zhīdào zìjī duōme xìngyùn!

2. I love your pussy—but shaved would be even better = wǒ féicháng xǐhuan nǐde xiǎomèimei—dànshì guā gānjing kěnéng bǐjáo hǎo

3. Your pussy is on the hairy side, why not trim a bit? = nǐde yīnmáo cháng le, yīnggāi jiǎn duān yíxiā

4. I shave every day myself, no problem. You could try the same, okay? = wǒ měitiān dōu guā, méi wèntí. Nǐ yě néng zuó, hǎo bù hǎo?

5. Why do you choose to have a bush? = nǐ wèishénme xǐhuan yǒu hěn duō yīnmáo?

6. It’s your decision—but most Westerners prefer shaved pussy = zhège juédìng shì nǐde—dànshì duōshù Xīfāngrén gèng xǐhuan báihǔ

7. We feel shaven pussies are more sexy = wǒmen juéde báihǔ tài xìngǎn

8. Shaven pussies are also more fun to lick = tián báihǔ yě bǐjiào hàowán

9. I don’t want you to hide your lovely clit under all that hair = bù yào bǎ nǐde měilì de yīndì cáng zài máo xia.

10. Look here, I brought a new shaver. Can I shave your pussy before we make out? = nǐ kàn, wǒ dàile xīn de tìdāo. Zuò’aì yǐqián, kěyǐ guān nǐde xiǎomèimei ma?


When you broach this kind of sensitive topic, it’s obviously hard—if your Mandarin is still basic—to express yourself in eloquently circumspect turns of phrase. Luckily, Chinese culture allows for asking questions or making requests more bluntly than, say, Japanese or Korean or even Western culture.

I’ve therefore stuck to simplicity in my translations. I know, my efforts at promoting cross-cultural intercourse may rub less culturally open individuals the wrong way. Though it always pains me to upset anyone, feeling offended is often the offense-taking person`s own shortcoming and won`t cause me any sleepless nights.

Of course, I welcome improvements in my translations by Chinese speakers.

 

[violetblake]

lol Tant the other phrases all sound good but I'm still against using #10. Any girl's gonna get freaked out if you come at her with a razor, especially if she can barely understand what you're saying! :fear: lol. And I hope you're also prepared that it is her body so it really is up to her what she wants to do with it. But maybe some girls have never really thought about shaving or trimming if that's the cultural norm back home, so they may enjoy the change. Either way, good luck with your anti-bush quest, and hopefully you don't piss off too many girls

 

[CorriGuy]

Wouldn't be right.Charlie liked pre pubescent girls. (bald)

Yeouch. Touche.

 

[Pillowtalk]

tant, again, I am offended on behalf of all the great asian men out there being cast as boorish rude guys incapable of complimenting anyone.

Wow

Can you not do one of these rude stereotyping topics without getting rude about entire races?


* and OMG, have you seriously added a shaver to that damn bag now? And still trying to get everything you need done with the makeup, dressing up, musical interlude, dancing and singing, cuddling time, multiple condom changes, and now shaving, within a 45 minute session without paying for overtime?

 

[tantalizeme]

Regular reports to come about Tant's bushwhacking quest!

* and OMG, have you seriously added a shaver to that damn bag now? And still trying to get everything you need done with the makeup, dressing up, musical interlude, dancing and singing, cuddling time, multiple condom changes, and now shaving, within a 45 minute session without paying for overtime?

I think I've found a new mission in life.

Just bought a pink “Venus Embrace” ladies shaver (about $10 at London Drugs) and added it to my pooner bag.

I see myself serving the cause of human happiness, by helping to whack down whole forests of Asian girls’ pussy hair over the next few years.

Violet Blake kindly warned me that a pooner brandishing a razor might piss those girls off. But that’s seeing the issue from a Western Indy's perspective. Most Chinese micro girls have a far more cooperative mentality.

It’s no exaggeration when I say that I’m extremely good at pussy-shaving—given that I’ve shaved the pubic hair of sundry SOs every few days for decades now. I’m so good, in fact, that a lady should be paying me for this service (so it’s only fair that I won’t count the time for shaving toward my paid-up 45 min).

The only problem I anticipate with my “bush-whacking quest” is razor burn: the likelihood that shaving a girl’s untamed bush will initially cause a bit of a rash with red bumbs and blisters. I think it’s only fair to make the girl aware of this—for example, by saying:

“The first time you shave, you may get a rash. But don’t worry, it’s harmless and will go away quickly.” (Can anyone suggest how best to say this in Mandarin?)

But even if, realistically, a Chinese SP won’t let me shave her at the start of my first visit, I can still give her the razor as a gift—and ask her to shave herself. I’ll mention that I plan on returning in a few day’s time but WILL STAY ONLY IF SHE’S SHAVED.

This should provide her with the necessary incentive to put my razor to good use.

 

[Elmore]

I propose that Pillowtalk volunteer (Tant could charge a nominal fee depending on what he finds down there :fear to be his first "bush whacking guest".

 

[yeswhynot]

Mine's got a toupe, but the business is smooth. Everyone's happy that way!

A merkin? Wild! I didn't even know they existed outside of dictionaries.

 

[violetblake]

Violet Blake kindly warned me that a pooner brandishing a razor might piss those girls off. But that’s seeing the issue from a Western Indy's perspective. Most Chinese micro girls have a far more cooperative mentality.

Yes, how very uncooperative of me to not want a total stranger waving a sharp metal object at me, how uncooperative to want control over my own body and not want anyone being too pushy about what they think I should change about myself. lol.

 

[tantalizeme]

So pushy... you should go back in time and be born Asian and cooperative so you can properly appreciate it when helpful men come at you brandishing razor blades and demanding to trim your ladyparts ...geez Western Indy SPs these days...

Tend to agree.

In the bald-beaver department, Western SPs are generally beyond reproach, though in certain respects they still need to get with the times.

Definitely, letting a guy shave them is a service that SPs should consider adding to their menu. There's a reason why a whole porn niche is devoted to shaving pussy. Just type "shaving pussy porn" into any search engine.

In my defence I should say, I'm not a sharp-metal-object-wielding brute. The shaver I bought is mostly plastic. Not only does it have the most non-intimidating color (PINK!), but it also comes with 5 parallel blades to make the risk of nicks non-existent.

Plus, I've a very patient, experienced hand that lets the shaver slide gently around the contours of pussy. In fact, I'm so considerate of the well-being of my project's intended beneficiaries that I just researched what it takes to eliminate razor burn. http://hairremoval.about.com/od/shaving/ht/shaving-pubic.htm

The secret seems to be shaving oil. Moisturize the pussy with shaving oil before dabbing on shave cream, to help the razor glide rather than drag. I already have good shave cream—but I'll go to London Drugs again and try to find shaving oil to add to my pooner bag.

Obviously, additional pussy-shaving advice will be gratefully received from resident experts.

 

[deleted Miss Lux]

Definitely, letting a guy shave them is a service that SPs should consider adding to their menu.

Seriously?!
This whole thread is making me cringe. Violet, I'm actually surprised that you are somewhat encouraging the OP to continue on his "quest"... Even in a nicer way so as not to offend anyone.... But damn. Saying something like "Just curious, why do you like your bush" has undertones of passive aggression imo.
I would certainly not appreciate a client, not a boyfriend or husband even, but a client, suggesting I change something as intimate as my pubic hair... And to offer such a thing as to shave my pubes on my menu no less? No way. I don't care how confident you think you are.
If YOU prefer a shaved pussy, seek out girls who are shaved... This is one of the true beauties of this "business" after all... There is someone for everyone!