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Things guys don't want to have an SP do or say during a session

Jun 12, 2012
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I might be in the minority, but all these pet peeves turn me on.

1) I always ask the girl what number of cock I am, how many cocks she averages etc, etc.
2) I also love counting out the money to the girl.
3) I love it when a girl is on the phone talking to her next date while I'm pounding her. It just makes me harder. Plus, I make sure the person on the phone can hear my comments like, "do you need more lube as your pussy has been pounded for so long? I'm done with your twat, let's move onto your sweet ass, get ready to swallow this big load, etc, etc.

I know I will get in trouble for saying this, but there is no way to sugar coat it. Bottom line for me, I like my whores to act like whores, I am sorry if this sounds offensive, but that is just what turns me on.

I don't want any illusions of a girlfriend, I am all about the raunchy shallow factor of paying for sex.

As long as you give me 60 mins of your time and deliver the services we discussed before payment was handed over, then I always leave a happy camper.
Very pragmatic approach
 

skiguru

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So if you think the SP is sketchy and might short-change you on service, based on her attitude at the door, why not just tear the donation in half. Give her half and tell her that she gets the other half when you're done. Neither one of you can really "rip off" the other now. Or, if you're that worried about the service you're going to get after paying, then shop somewhere else.

I don't have a problem paying up front. It's like taking the bus; you pay before you get on and nobody rides for free.


SG
 

Sleepmonger

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So if you think the SP is sketchy and might short-change you on service, based on her attitude at the door, why not just tear the donation in half. Give her half and tell her that she gets the other half when you're done. Neither one of you can really "rip off" the other now.
LOL, there's an idea. Don't forget to bring a camera to catch the look on her face when you rip several hundred dollars in half.
 

rockinbods35

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LOL, there's an idea. Don't forget to bring a camera to catch the look on her face when you rip several hundred dollars in half.
That will be exceptionally hard to do with the new $100's lol, I suggest bringing some scissors or better yet. Offer half now, half after upon delivery of services as promised.

And in regards to connor's comments, I see where you are coming from there. I just can't get my mind set into viewing SP's as complete whores for my personal pleasure. Sometimes I wish I could, it would make things easier for me. I am a little more reserved, so it doesn't turn me on when I girls talks to another client while I am inside her. In my mind it is just plain rude.

I once had a girl I saw her for an hour, about 30mins in I blow, she gets up takes a call and starts giving the other guy the address to the place. I am like, "WTF?!! I booked an hour and you are rushing me out the door in 30mins and booking another guy in my time slot?!!" Her response, "I thought we were done?" That was classless on her part, and naturally I didn't see her again. I wouldn't put up with that shit now, but I used to in my early pooning days.

I also don't enjoy being asked if I am single, or why I am still single lol. It's like you are asking me, "Why are you paying for sex? Is there something wrong with you?!" Maybe I just want to get laid without having to romance a girl or deal with the social entanglements of one night stands.
 

Horse99

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Don't tell me how much time you spend at the gym, or the fact you even go, when physical appearances may suggest otherwise.
 

Elmore

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I might be in the minority, but all these pet peeves turn me on.

1) I always ask the girl what number of cock I am, how many cocks she averages etc, etc.
2) I also love counting out the money to the girl.
3) I love it when a girl is on the phone talking to her next date while I'm pounding her. It just makes me harder. Plus, I make sure the person on the phone can hear my comments like, "do you need more lube as your pussy has been pounded for so long? I'm done with your twat, let's move onto your sweet ass, get ready to swallow this big load, etc, etc.

I know I will get in trouble for saying this, but there is no way to sugar coat it. Bottom line for me, I like my whores to act like whores, I am sorry if this sounds offensive, but that is just what turns me on.

I don't want any illusions of a girlfriend, I am all about the raunchy shallow factor of paying for sex.

As long as you give me 60 mins of your time and deliver the services we discussed before payment was handed over, then I always leave a happy camper.
Interesting perspective. I don't care much for the "diva persona" that some escorts have. I much prefer the down to earth type but still with class. The PSE type doesn't work for me.

I saw a lady who was getting worked up. She smacked my ass a few times which I was OK with. But then she pounded on my chest while she ws riding me. I wasn't so cool with that. She saved the best for last. After she pulled me out and started giving me a BJ, she smacked my dick hard. It took a ton of restraint for me not to react. I was pissed and it hurt like hell. I did not repeat.
 

DavidMR

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Things guys don't want to have an SP do or say during a session ...

1. You remind me of my Dad
2. I used to be a guy

Yes, I think those two are pretty much deal breakers alright.

There is one SP who advertises an age limit on the grounds that it disgusts her beyond belief to see someone her father's age, or older. I think she must be an extremely sensitive girl.
 

PlayfulAlex

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...I saw a lady who was getting worked up. She smacked my ass a few times which I was OK with. But then she pounded on my chest while she ws riding me. I wasn't so cool with that. She saved the best for last. After she pulled me out and started giving me a BJ, she smacked my dick hard. It took a ton of restraint for me not to react. I was pissed and it hurt like hell. I did not repeat.
OMG that really is terrible service, sometimes you gotta wonder what people are thinking...I'm just sayin' :confused:
 

blazejowski

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If I am having trouble getting hard for that second shot, I can't stand when a girl makes jokes, or worse, talks to Little Blaze saying "wake up, wake up!"
I know you're trying to break the tension, but it doesn't help....
 

Dgodus

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If you dont know the client, the joke "oops forgot he was here" (said near the beginning) or a variation there of; is not funny.

If you're still fully in your lingerie (or whatever) and the other two people are naked and fully engaged, there's a problem. If something is mentioned, dont make it seem like its an annoyance for you to catch up.

general

Dirty talk isn't necessary, however small talk during sex is a big "wtf?!"

I do like friendly teasing (not the sexual kind, the joke kind) with someone I'm familiar with, and I will just do something with someone I'm familiar with. However someone new I'm meeting for the first time I'm going to be quite polite with, be on my best behavior, and be asking "is it alright if I do x..." until we start to get any sort of rhythm or the feeling out process is done (pardon the pun) - maybe you should act the same and not just go into teasing someone right away (seriously would you rather have someone ask "I'd really like to go down on you do you mind" or would you rather someone just flip you over, start on you doggie and unannounced stuff their thumb up your butt?). A goof is my natural state of being, but lets get there first by having some polite interaction first when we meet.

Inline with that last one (and the 2nd from duo's), if physical activities are actually getting going, and the client removes some of his cloths but doesn't go after yours, he probably doesn't really want to have to strip you. I understand chemisty, ymmv and such; but it's a client/provider dynamic, the power/authority is on the provider's side and the experience is supposed to be tailored for the client.

As a general tip I could give provider's (I'd say I'm sure most know it, but since I've heard during conversation "we aren't mind readers", I'm guessing alot dont). People tend to do to others what they want done to themselves. Not necessarily in the act itself but how it's done. Example: I'll go down, take my time getting there, tease around for a fair bit, start slow, keep my hands moving as much as possible, and go from there; why? Because that's kind of how I want to be blown.
 
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