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What are some of your worst movie experiences? Just saw 'Iron Sky'... OMG!

tokugawa

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Just saw Iron Sky and this movie was both bad and disturbing at the same time.

Not sure if there can be a worse movie than this?

 

bcneil

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Any Adam Sandler movie in the last 10 years.....starred in or produced. Bucky Larson being the worst comedy of all time.
Any Samuel L. Jackson movie since Pulp Fiction.....Arena, worst martial arts movie of all time....snakes on a plane, worst comedy/thriller of all time.
 

klamkracker

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Tremors late 80 or early 90's. A frist date with a girl and we got up and lefted. What a frist date. But a six pack and English bay saved the night.
 

Dgodus

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The original Tremors was great! I mean it was an intended B movie, if you were going in there expecting more you're kinda foolish.

Romeo and Juliet (with dicaprio). The gf really, really wanted to see it even though I told her it was the actual Shakespear dialogue. Yup 10mins in "is it going to be like this the whole way through?" "I wanna leave". Made her watch the whole thing as punishment.
 
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Watched men in black and fell asleep.... first time I have ever done that !!!!!!! I really wanted to see snow white but they were sold out :(
 

klamkracker

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The original Tremors was great! I mean it was an intended B movie, if you were going in there expecting more you're kinda foolish.

Romeo and Juliet (with dicaprio). The gf really, really wanted to see it even though I told her it was the actual Shakespear dialogue. Yup 10mins in "is it going to be like this the whole way through?" "I wanna leave". Made her watch the whole thing as punishment.
You should of took her to English Bay. You,re kinda foolish with your punishment!
 

Dgodus

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LOL Good for you! But how did YOU tolerate it?
I didn't mind, I was in high school at the time. Took the enriched english classes so I studied more lit and less grammar. Let me tell you Shakespear is a hell of alot better than having to read the Bronte sisters. Yuck, Jane Eyre was nothing more than a damn harlequinn novel.
 

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Waterworld has never been topped, or is that bottomed, as the worst piece of crap to hit the screen. The plot (none), plot holes (way too numerous to get into) the direction, the acting (Kevin Costner doing his usual ego-trip bit). God, this thread has brought up some terrible memories, and possibly lunch.
 

Sleepmonger

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Tree of life

Pretty pictures, but the worst movie I've ever seen.

I know some people loved it... perhaps I’m not patient enough, or religious enough.
 

the old maxx50

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I a gree on tree of life i fast forward through the thing .. It play like a national geographic The story could of been told in five min.

Melancholy good and bad .. would of been a good 30 min short..

The cat women movie with Hallie Barry I walk out on that one..... And then there id Sucker Punch another one i could not see .. trying to should how the mind can deal with a buss by living in a fantasy world right up to the time you get lobotomized.. The main actress had no appeal to me and i never even managed to watch any of the over blown special effects .. a useless movie seeing Abuse of any kind just just make me angry and feeling helpless Prob . because i lived through some in my life .
 

Dgodus

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But dude she wanted to go.... apparently her punishment was having a boyfriend who wanted to watch Leonardo bounce around in a movie. You had to sit there and endure the film to... hmmm great punishment.

So you gave up the possibility of going and possibly getting laid.. or whatever else would have happened to force her to watch a crappy movie.. good work Einstein.. Did you get laid that nigh.. be willing to bet uhhhhmmmm NO!. Nice work though..

When a chick says lets go at something She wanted to do and you didn't. YOU GO! and thank your fucking lucky stars.
pffft. This was someone I was already seeing for a year at least, I could have given a fuck if I got laid that night, or the next, because it was going to happen again eventually anyways - not sure about you but I dont get into an actual relationship just for sex. I knew what she liked for movies, and I knew she wouldn't be able to stand the fact it was the actual dialogue from the play, not a complete redo. Personally I do enjoy shakespear and could give a fuck who the actors are (unless you have some kind of inferiority complex Dicaprio really isn't that bad - basketball diaries, the departed, gangs of new york iirc, those are some decent movies to his credit); and I knew for a fact she would not like it one bit. She didn't want to listen, after that, she listened more often. Frankly that respect in a relationship is far more important than a night of pussy. With attitudes of what I quoted of yours no wonder there are so many bitter views of relationships on this board.

Not sure about you, but I've never had to cow tow to women and just do what they want. I dont "thank my lucky stars" a woman feels the charity to take me somewhere, nor do I just let them do whatever they want with me whenever. And my life's decisions are definitly not based on wether a certain action will get me laid or not.

The bad experience wasn't the movie, it was her behavior during/after the movie that arose from getting my point across that made it bad (and yes, I'd since watched it again on my own)
 

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I have seen some bad movies but the all time worst for me was Highlander 2 because it completely shits
on Highlander and wrecks an awesome movie....the go from being immortals who can only die by have their head cut off to being aliens from another planet who can only die if they get their head cut off....total shitty plot for the movie as well and throw in the fact that Sean Connery's character get brought back to life in the second movie and you get the idea.

A friend of mine missed this film as he did not have the cash to go to the theatre when it was released....he asked what it was like and after I said it was garbage and it wrecked the original film
he would listen to no other details and said that if I told him the plot/storyline he would end our friendship.

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Tugela

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I a gree on tree of life i fast forward through the thing .. It play like a national geographic The story could of been told in five min.

Melancholy good and bad .. would of been a good 30 min short..

The cat women movie with Hallie Barry I walk out on that one..... And then there id Sucker Punch another one i could not see .. trying to should how the mind can deal with a buss by living in a fantasy world right up to the time you get lobotomized.. The main actress had no appeal to me and i never even managed to watch any of the over blown special effects .. a useless movie seeing Abuse of any kind just just make me angry and feeling helpless Prob . because i lived through some in my life .
She wasn't abused, she was crazy, that was the point.
 

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Just saw Iron Sky and this movie was both bad and disturbing at the same time.

Not sure if there can be a worse movie than this?

Were you expecting a good movie when you chose a movie about Nazis invading from outer space? Nazis at the Centre of the Earth is much better if thats your genre
 
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