Once you have a pooner bag...any suggestions what else to include? (Part 1 of 3)

[tantalizeme]

Now on a different note…

In the interest of trading ideas with fellow pooners—and having observed that SPs are often drawn to my compact little bag like moths to a flame—I’m going to share musings on the pooner-bag idea.

Wish I could take credit for this idea myself...but the truth is that I first read about a “pooner bag” in a review by Mr. White 4 yrs ago (this brother stopped posting).

Once you put together a pooner bag—and don’t scrimp, buy one that a tycoon might carry into the business class of a plane!—you’ll start thinking of quite a few accessories that might enhance your visit to an SP.

That's especially true if you’re like me, a sex toy lover with lots of fetishes. Actually, what inspired this post is that I just went to London Drugs to replenish my supply of stockings, eye-makeup kits and lube.

In the "Family Planning" section—where they have a bewildering variety of lubes and condoms—London Drugs also displays a selection of vibrators. But I already own real winners: two LifeSaver vibrators that I got sent free with my last two Condomania orders.

I mail-order condoms because the size that fits me best isn't in drugstores, and it’s cheaper to buy condoms in bulk from Condomania.

Wouldn't you know: on the way out of London Drugs I noticed the Rand McNally "Notebook World Atlas" for $4.95. This atlas contains a neat topographic map of China, with all major and mid-sized cities clearly shown.

The thought immediately crossed my mind: this could be a handy addition to my pooner bag. A micro girl could conveniently pinpoint her place of birth on the map, and I could show her the cities I’ve visited, conveying my fervent interest in her country and culture.

As yet, not a single Asian SP has ever seemed judgmental of my magic bag of tricks. In fact, most seem amused in a good way or even mildly fascinated. (To be continued)

 

[jesuschrist]

How about a stethoscope and stainless steel calipers / speculum.

 

[vancity_cowboy]

i go more on the compact side

a nice, small, black leather shaving kit size with two flat zipper pockets - an outer one for my ultra-thin condoms and an inner one for cash. the kit itself i stock with aircraft carry-on sized bottles of mouthwash, shampoo, skin lotion, deodorant, toothpaste, toothbrush, dental floss, chewing gum, sex lube, mini-vibrator, shaving cream, razor, nail clipper and file, small pair of scissors, and just in case, one of those mini-sewing kits that you get from hotels for sewing on buttons (just in case she's missing one of her nipples, lol)

one pair of socks and a pair of silk boxer trunks just fits in the kit as well. it is small enough to be carried easily in my laptop computer bag, so it is ALWAYS within arm's reach of me at all times - meaning that after a stop at the wine store, i am ALWAYS ready for the call to action!

the (mostly white) sp's i see are all very impressed with the organization of it all, often saying things like, 'wow, you have your own!' often they'll ask me to leave a few samples of the ultra-thin condoms i use. maybe i should start charging sp rates for them!

as is your experience tant, nobody has ever seemed judgmental of my kit

***edit***

forgot to mention that my untraceable pooner cell phone also fits in one of the zipper pockets

***ooops, another edit after reading badger's post***

a corkscrew

 

[lenny]

In my low track days i used to have such a bag, with everything from candy to medical gloves and pepper sprays to rigs. Quite often the girls were curious what was in there.

 

[vancity_cowboy]

With all these thing with me maybe that's why at the end of my time with a lady I always wonder if I have everything with me when I leave.

pardner, i've been known to wander around in an advanced state of 'pussy brain' rounding up my stuff as well as it tends to get left all over the apartment sometimes

 

[tantalizeme]

Once you have a pooner bag...(Part 2 of 3)

My "pooner bag" contents depends a lot on if I'm seeing a lady I have seen before and the length of my stay. If it is a lady I'm just meeting for the first time I'll usually carry a shaving kit size bag. The contents will consists of mouthwash, toothbrush, toothpaste, body wash, condoms, dental floss, razor, shaving cream, chewing gum, nail clipper, nail file and deodorant.

If I'm visiting a lady I have seen before and I'm staying a while I'll also bring my gym bag with a complete change of clothes as after my shower at her incall, I like to put on a new outfit and then have a nice glass of wine with her and then we can help each other undress ... lately I haven't been able to wait that long. With all these thing with me maybe that's why at the end of my time with a lady I always wonder if I have everything with me when I leave.

Well, my brothers hanging out in this illustrious Lounge...I’m glad you gentlemen of ample leisure are taking this topic in the jolly spirit in which it's intended. Great to trade ideas rather than insults!

For the SPs I like to frequent, a guy like me who breezes in with a bulging pooner bag is probably a bit of a welcome break from their same old same old.

They often squeal happily when I unpack my freshly laundered and neatly folded blanket…my CD player with romantic Chinese music…and sundry accoutrements like a vibrator, pheromone-laced perfume spray, a satin tassel whip, a butt plug, not to mention my own condoms and lube.

I make sure to allay any sanitary worries an SP might have about my vibrator (or butt plug) by always wrapping it with a condom before use.

When it comes to spreading out my soft, cozy blanket with a floral design over the SP’s bed or mattress—a standard ritual in all my sessions now—I find these girls generally appreciate my hygiene consciousness. It reassures them that "this guys knows what he's doing."

They find me considerate for not wanting to mess up their bed sheet, on which they’ve usually placed just a flimsy towel. This towel is completely inadequate to protect the bed sheet during steamy action, especially since I’m in the habit of using lots of lube—needed to secure a painless fit between a little Asian clam and my Western monstrum.

Surprisingly often, the hypnotizingly sweet songs I play (by that Taiwanese legend Teresa Teng or sometimes by her compatriot Cai Qin)—along with patient, vibrator-assisted foreplay—helps make these girls almost putty in my hands.

I also bring little gifts for my SP, like stockings, pantyhose or eye makeup. These (mutually beneficial) gifts usually go over well because they make the girl look and feel sexier. And these days I also pack my digital camera, in case I get the green light to snap a few mementos for self-pleasuring purposes.

It's surprising how often you get a "yes" to a picture-taking request if you only ask, once passionate rapport has been established.

Putting photos into my pooner diary, alongside the reviews, will definitely help refresh my memory of past adventures, when I reread the diary in my rocking chair decades from now.

 

[PuntMeister]

Well, my brothers hanging out in this illustrious Lounge...I’m glad you gentlemen of ample leisure are taking this topic in the jolly spirit in which it's intended. Great to trade ideas rather than insults!

For the SPs I like to frequent, a guy like me who breezes in with a bulging pooner bag is probably a bit of a welcome break from their same old same old.

They often squeal happily when I unpack my freshly laundered and neatly folded blanket…my CD player with romantic Chinese music…and sundry accoutrements like a vibrator, pheromone-laced perfume spray, a satin tassel whip, a butt plug, not to mention my own condoms and lube.

I make sure to allay any sanitary worries an SP might have about my vibrator (or butt plug) by always wrapping it with a condom before use.

When it comes to spreading out my soft, cozy blanket with a floral design over the SP’s bed or mattress—a standard ritual in all my sessions now—I find these girls generally appreciate my hygiene consciousness. It reassures them that "this guys knows what he's doing."

They find me considerate for not wanting to mess up their bed sheet, on which they’ve usually placed just a flimsy towel. This towel is completely inadequate to protect the bed sheet during steamy action, especially since I’m in the habit of using lots of lube—needed to secure a painless fit between a little Asian clam and my Western monstrum.

Surprisingly often, the hypnotizingly sweet songs I play (by that Taiwanese legend Teresa Teng or sometimes by her compatriot Cai Qin)—along with patient, vibrator-assisted foreplay—helps make these girls almost putty in my hands.

I also bring little gifts for my SP, like stockings, pantyhose or eye makeup. These (mutually beneficial) gifts usually go over well because they make the girl look and feel sexier. And these days I also pack my digital camera, in case I get the green light to snap a few mementos for self-pleasuring purposes.

It's surprising how often you get a "yes" to a picture-taking request if you only ask, once passionate rapport has been established.

Putting photos into my pooner diary, alongside the reviews, will definitely help refresh my memory of past adventures, when I reread the diary in my rocking chair decades from now.

Tantalizeme,

I must say, your posts here are truly refreshing, as well as sanitary. Good on you. In fact, using fancy-schmancy words like "accoutrements" in appropriate contextual references renews my faith in the fellow pooner, and glorifies the good natured spirit this board was founded upon.

Now, as for pooner bags, I am a true convert of the 'drop kit' strategy. You see, a singular pooner bag, in my case, would be insufficeint. Case in point--I have a hot 'n steamy soiree scheduled for tomorrow. Said soiree being of the rather kinky and slutty nature, for which I have a lovely mid-sized patchwork leather drop kit which nicely fits seected items for the ultimate femdom fantansies. However, being a switchy sort of chap, I have another sturdy opaque drop kit of the slightly taller variety containing a plethora of dominant delights including leather restraints, chains that jingle-jangle-jingle, toys for her, nipple clamps, weights, rope, floggers, gloves, lube, vibrators (with and without remote control), and of course 3 Coldplay CD's and some really decadent chocolates, all of which will have my lovely whench smilling whilst I adminster some rather contemptuous rituals upon her person. Then, in 3 weeks, my mini-hygeine kit that barely fits in the glove box will get well purposed for a new SP session. Finally, an old flame who simply adores boxers and poetry will require my 'arts and culture' drop kit, containing some classical leatherbound poetry texts (including Keats and Naruda of course), silky sensuals, two mini-bottles of fine cabernet, some extraordinarily pretty nail polish, a tin of good caviar with organic free range crackers, dice (not telling), and assorted other good karma items. I am currenty planning a fifth drop kit, however it would be imprudent to expose the world to such deviant details at the moment. The world is just not ready for this one.

Great topic. Nice.

-Punt.

 

[vancity_cowboy]

Tantalizeme,

I must say, your posts here are truly refreshing, as well as sanitary. Good on you. In fact, using fancy-schmancy words like "accoutrements" in appropriate contextual references renews my faith in the fellow pooner, and glorifies the good natured spirit this board was founded upon.

Now, as for pooner bags, I am a true convert of the 'drop kit' strategy. You see, a singular pooner bag, in my case, would be insufficeint. Case in point--I have a hot 'n steamy soiree scheduled for tomorrow. Said soiree being of the rather kinky and slutty nature, for which I have a lovely mid-sized patchwork leather drop kit which nicely fits seected items for the ultimate femdom fantansies. However, being a switchy sort of chap, I have another sturdy opaque drop kit of the slightly taller variety containing a plethora of dominant delights including leather restraints, chains that jingle-jangle-jingle, toys for her, nipple clamps, weights, rope, floggers, gloves, lube, vibrators (with and without remote control), and of course 3 Coldplay CD's and some really decadent chocolates, all of which will have my lovely whench smilling whilst I adminster some rather contemptuous rituals upon her person. Then, in 3 weeks, my mini-hygeine kit that barely fits in the glove box will get well purposed for a new SP session. Finally, an old flame who simply adores boxers and poetry will require my 'arts and culture' drop kit, containing some classical leatherbound poetry texts (including Keats and Naruda of course), silky sensuals, two mini-bottles of fine cabernet, some extraordinarily pretty nail polish, a tin of good caviar with organic free range crackers, dice (not telling), and assorted other good karma items. I am currenty planning a fifth drop kit, however it would be imprudent to expose the world to such deviant details at the moment. The world is just not ready for this one.

Great topic. Nice.

-Punt.

DANG!!!! now there's a buckaroo that knows his fillies!! :nod:

 

[tantalizeme]

Wow, Punt—thanks for sharing your "'drop kit' strategy"

Now, as for pooner bags, I am a true convert of the 'drop kit' strategy. You see, a singular pooner bag, in my case, would be insufficeint.

Case in point--I have a hot 'n steamy soiree scheduled for tomorrow. Said soiree being of the rather kinky and slutty nature, for which I have a lovely mid-sized patchwork leather drop kit which nicely fits seected items for the ultimate femdom fantansies. However, being a switchy sort of chap, I have another sturdy opaque drop kit of the slightly taller variety containing a plethora of dominant delights including leather restraints, chains that jingle-jangle-jingle, toys for her, nipple clamps, weights, rope, floggers, gloves, lube, vibrators (with and without remote control), and of course 3 Coldplay CD's and some really decadent chocolates, all of which will have my lovely whench smilling whilst I adminster some rather contemptuous rituals upon her person.

You've definitely expanded my vocabulary.

So you've put together 4 different 'drop kits', and are planning a 5th—which include such "delights" as leather restraints, chains, nipple clamps, weights, ropes, floggers, gloves, lube, remote-control vibrators, decadent chocolates, silky sensuals, cabernet sauvignon, nail polish and a whole lot more!

Well, brother—I sorrowfully admit, and I've known this ever since I attended a few dungeon parties: I missed the boat on BDSM.

Though I do take along things like floggers or blindfolds on occasion—and try to incorporate spontaneous mild kink—I admit to being an amateurish dabbler beside an inspiringly hard-core pro like yourself.

Good luck in your erotic ventures, brother, and thanks for sharing!

 

[tantalizeme]

Now Badger's secret is out!

Black bag:
Contents:
1 package of 3 Silk DATY Dams (Pussy covers for CDATY -usually)
2 12 packs of Ones Condoms
1 Package of Non Latex Condoms. Poli - usually Skyns
1 set of scissors
1 Trojan Multi 4 stage silicone cock ring and vibrator. Sometimes fingertip vibrators. Depends on the girl
2 sets of lube 1 water based 1 silicone based.

Mouthwash
Axe Shower gel
100 tic tacs
Right guard sport/ Speed Stick
Tooth brush/ tooth gel
Change of underwear, Sometimes a change of shirt.

A gift usually purchased from American Apparel, Dare To Wear, Calvin Klein, La Vie En Rose or La Senza
Bottle of wine. Usually a sweet ice wine. Sometimes Different ones.
Wine Opener.
My ipod (usually) with music i like to fuck too

Hey Badger John,

I've admired your upbeat reviews for quite a while—and I suspected you of carrying a secret James Bond-type weapon, to bend those vixens to your will. Well, here it is: Badger John's "black bag"!

You really use those DATY dams? Good on you for playing super-safe. But a cock ring! Fingertip vibrators! Now we're talking.

But what are the scissors for? Trimming the lady's bush, I suppose.

Congrats, brother—you clearly get what you want almost every time, largely thanks to your charisma, but at least partly thanks to your "black bag."

 

[*emmanuelle]

I hate to play Downer Nurse over here, but as has been mentioned before, you should not floss right before or after an appointment.

Very interesting thread by the way. Tantelizeme, it sounds like you really go all out to make your girls feel comfortable and sexy!

 

[vancity_cowboy]

I hate to play Downer Nurse over here, but as has been mentioned before, you should not floss right before or after an appointment.

Very interesting thread by the way. Tantelizeme, it sounds like you really go all out to make your girls feel comfortable and sexy!

you worry about your safety, i'll worry about mine, thank you ma'am

 

[*emmanuelle]

you worry about your safety, i'll worry about mine, thank you ma'am

Bleeding gums + kissing/DATY = dangerous for both of us.

 

[vancity_cowboy]

Bleeding gums + DATY = dangerous for both of us.

so i've heard... over and over and over - but so far nobody seems to be missing

 

[*emmanuelle]

so far nobody seems to be missing

Over a millions people die of HIV every year
I think I will stick to playing safe.

 

[vancity_cowboy]

Over a millions people die of HIV every year
I think I will stick to playing safe.

as i said, you worry about your safety, i'll worry about mine

 

[McDiver]

Over a millions people die of HIV every year
I think I will stick to playing safe.

Emmanuelle stick to your plan and avoid seeing Trolls and you will be fine.

 

[tantalizeme]

Once you have a pooner bag... (Part 3 of 3)

I hate to play Downer Nurse over here, but as has been mentioned before, you should not floss right before or after an appointment.

Very interesting thread by the way. Tantelizeme, it sounds like you really go all out to make your girls feel comfortable and sexy!

Wow •emmanuelle—thanks for your open mind. Are pooners with bags welcome in your abode?

Got a stellar R&T last night...45 min of good hard massage, then a well-calibrated tug with light kissing, G-spot digits, nipple sucking (me on her), as well as vocal sharing of lascivious fantasies.

The lady even hopped on the table for DATY and willingly joined me for a post-release cuddle. Goes to show the power of cheerful communication—but partly also, I believe, the power of bringing the right music and a comfy blanket double-folded over the table.

A recent addition to my pooner bag is a purple bath ball along with Irish Spring body wash. The girls like it when I play Mr. Clean Freak, soaping myself from head to toe and letting them scrub me with the bath ball.

Another thing I carry is a tube of Polysporin, to rub on my BBBJ-pampered soldier right after the session. Not sure this will prevent catching any nasties, but at least helps disinfect and heal possible micro tears in the foreskin.

Also worth mentioning, perhaps, is the scrapbook with porn photos depicting my favorite fetishes: Greek, 3-somes, orgies, mild S&M, golden showers. Looking through that scrapbook—and discussing with the SP how we might expand the menu on future occasions—can be fun during the post-coital afterglow, or when my Chinese communication skills fail me.

A friendly gent with an elegant bag slung over his shoulder can count on being well-received at a micro or AMP. Most Asian ladies accept even my quirkiest initiatives with an understanding smile, often using the expression, “Hǎo lì​hai!” (pretty fierce!). I’ve never run into suspicion of possible psycho behavior, like bringing perforated condoms.

I realize—based on some past brouhaha about this topic—that Indy SPs often take a sinister view of a pooner bringing his own blanket, condoms, vibrator or other hobby-related stuff. That’s one reason why seeing Indys can be awkward for someone who feels incomplete without his pooner bag.

The pooner-bag idea also received favorable feedback from fellow pooners who joined me for some group fun. One congenial brother, with whom I recently did a 4-some, enjoyed the blanket, the music, the stockings and other goodies.

"That bag's a good idea” he said. "Got to put together one myself!"

 

[Elmore]

you worry about your safety, i'll worry about mine, thank you ma'am

That is the thing with pooning. We all have our standards of what is safe and unsafe and unfortunately...like it or not, our standards are imposed on others. If I nick myself shaving the pubes, it's not a matter of me telling the escort because I am not seeing an escort until the cut is healed.

But others may think it's no big deal and are convinced it's not worthwhile to even inform the escort to see whether or not it's a big deal to her.

Pooners who worry only about their own safety and not the safety of escorts make some ladies decide to scale back their menu which I applaud since there isn't a foolproof way for them to weed out the more irresponsible pooners.

(Tant, sorry for the slight thread derail).

 

[Sleepmonger]

I’m surprised at the number of people who bring such pooner bags with them. There have definitely been situations where I wish I had such a bag. No mouthwash at the incall has happened several times. I also had to work late once and never had time to change clothes, showering at the incall is no big deal but I'd have loved a clean pair of underwear. I feel that knowing what you want from a session and having somewhat of a plan on how to get it makes for a great encounter, especially with the more submissive ladies. Knowing what toys you are going to have access to would likely make things a whole lot easier, though less impulsive

However,
I can’t get over the fact that I would find it creepy were I the SP, if someone brought out a huge bag of tricks... especially on the first meeting.

Some toys can be covered with a condom, and some cannot. It's the ones that can’t that I’d be worried about. How do you know the guy didn’t cum all over someone else’s breasts while they were wearing the nipple clamps, then shook them off and threw them back in the bag? Has that whip or flogger ever been washed, or does it have someone else’s skin flakes and sweat all over it? Even worse, what if that whip or flogger drew blood once and was never washed? Or the rope, what if the guy was into golden showers and peed on someone/got peed on while they/he were tied up, then wrung out the rope, threw it back into the bag, and forgot to wash it later? How does she know how often the guy washes that blanket that he uses every time he sleeps with someone? Is it going to be sticky with old lube or encrusted with bodily fluids? Even something as simple as the lube... how can she know that you didn’t take your finger out of someone’s ass and then unintentionally wipe it across the tip of the dispenser when going for more?

Even if everything were to be completely clean and sanitary how could she know that? I'm not saying you guys are gross, I'm just saying that at first glance there’s no way to tell, and those are the things I'd be thinking.

I still think it's a good idea and might make my own, but I'd only bring it to an SP that I have built up a relationship with.