Basic Pooner Japanese: The key to outing your asian sp's lies about being Japanese

[Sleepmonger]

In light of tantalizeme’s recent mandarin posts I’ve been convinced to follow suit with my own set of pooner Japanese. Due to lazyness I’m mostly just going to translate what he has for phrases (I’ll add stuff If I think of it while I type). I’m mostly just doing this for my own practice, and again I’m pretty lazy, so I wont be adding all the fancy phonetic markings which tantalizeme’s mandarin has. If you actually care about the pronunciation… I don’t know, ask I guess.

There are probably going to be several issues with what follows
1. Actually, I’ve never really used Romanized Japanese extensively before… so odds are I may be missing a lot of the standard Japanese learner romaji typing conventions.
2. I havent spoken Japanese for a solid 4 months.
3. I don’t really talk dirty… ever really.
4. In my youth the thought of partaking of an escort’s services never crossed my mind…

Small talk

Hello = Kon nichi wa こんにちは
Glad to meet you = Hajime mashite　はじめまして
How are you = Ogenki desu ka　お元気ですか
Where in japan are you from = Nihon no dochira kara irasshaimashita ka (polite), Nihon no doko kara kimashita ka (casual)
How long were you in Canada? = dono gurai Kanada ni imashita ka　どのぐらいカナダにいましたか

Sweet talk

Wow, you’re cute = uwa―, kawaii―　うわー、かわいいー
Your look beautiful, are you a model? =　sugoi kirei da ne, moshikashite moderu?　 すごいきれだね、もしかしてモデル
You’re my type = kimi wa boku no suki na taipu　君は僕の好きなタイプ
You’ve got a sweet smile = kawaii egao da ne　かわいい笑顔だね
Your so very precious = Kimi wa tottemo taisetsu na hito nan da　君はとっても大切な人なんだ
I want to know all about you = kimi no koto subete shiritai　君のことすべて知りたい

Sex talk

Do you ever look sexy = sugoi sekushii da ne　すごいセクシーだね
Lets cuddle (or flirt) = icha icha shimashou　イチャイチャしましょう
take off your clothes = nuide, fuku wo nuide 脱いで　(服を脱いで)
You’ve got skills = sugoku jozu da ne すごく上手だね　(would refer to her service if that was the situational context)
Kiss me = Kisu shite　キスして
Kiss me Deeply = oishii kisu shite　おいしいキスして, dei-pu kisu shite

A few specific services (add ….shite　して to make them into requests)

Tounge bath = zenshin rippu, 全身リップ
Massage = massa-ji マッサージ
Bodyslide = I have no clue… someone ask Yoko Anna
BJ = sakku サック(shy girlfriend appropriate), fera (escort appropriate short for ferachio (lit fellatio))
CBJ = Gomu fera　ゴムフェラ
BBBJ = nama fera　生フェラ
BLS + BJ =Tama-kin fera　玉金フェラ
Being waken up with a blowjob = mezame fera お目覚めフェラ (this is like one of my favorite things ever)
girl giving a blowjob while the guy stands = Niodachi fera仁王立ちフェラ
mutual blowjob = Sougo fera 相互フェラ　(NOT 69) - If a “girl” offers this service just back away slowly… unless of course your into that sort of thing
a pseudo blowjob = Giji fera 擬似フェラ - like giving a girl in a strapon a blowjob, or a dildo or something…
CIM = konnai hassha口内発射　( this is whats listed on Japanese escort ads… but I always thought it was konnai shasei…口内射精but to be honest I’ve never had a conversation in japanese about cumming in somone’s mouth before the fact.) after the fact “gokkun” ごっくん is asking her to swallow… good times.
BLS = Tama name玉舐め
Facial = gansha顔射
Rimming = anaru name アナル舐め
Prostate massage = zenritsusen massa-ji前立腺マッサージ


Right, there it is. Forgive my random capitalization, incoherent spacing of the romaji, excessive bracketing, and complete lack of structure. Credit for all the terms above goes to all the pimps handing out little packs of tissue paper listing their girls vitals and all available services, and my shoddy memory. I’m still amazed at how many different types of blowjobs I knew… kind of got on a roll there.

Oh, and just for the record I have no clue how many sp's actually lie about being Japanese... (and of course some actually ARE Japanese) I just see it advertised a whole lot more than it is likely. I don't actually understand what the benifit of the lie is. Chinese, Korean, Japanese, Thai... Hot girls are hot, if a client doesnt have a connection to the language or culture who cares where they are from? no?

 

[Ms. Yoko Anna]

I get often asked, and therefore often do, to speak Japanese during the session.

For some serious Japanese lovers, that seems to be a turn-on.

So, you can request that, or request to see the response.

You need to be familiar with what Japanese sounds like.
Somebody said it sounds like Asian version of German.
Korean sounds like, he says, Asian version of drunk German.
Chinese sounds like melody, as it is a tone language.

I myself have not heard anything about real Japanese in this industry myself.
I would love to know one, I would love to have a Japanese friend in this industry!
We can be a sistah to each other!

 

[uncleg]

I get often asked, and therefore often do, to speak Japanese during the session.

For some serious Japanese lovers, that seems to be a turn-on.

So, you can request that, or request to see the response.

You need to be familiar with what Japanese sounds like.
Somebody said it sounds like Asian version of German.
Korean sounds like, he says, Asian version of drunk German.
Chinese sounds like melody, as it is a tone language.

I myself have not heard anything about real Japanese in this industry myself.
I would love to know one, I would love to have a Jaanese friend in this industry!
We can be a sistah to each other!

Try this one, though she may just be on tour................

https://perb.cc/vbulletin/showthrea...iko-love-*-____Young-hot-sexy-japanese-geisha!

 

[MissingOne]

You need to be familiar with what Japanese sounds like.
Somebody said it sounds like Asian version of German.
Korean sounds like, he says, Asian version of drunk German.
Chinese sounds like melody, as it is a tone language.

An Argentine lady who had lived in Japan told me that she had found Japanese quite easy to learn because, according to her, many of the sounds are similar to the sounds of Spanish.

 

[tokugawa]

You need to be familiar with what Japanese sounds like.
Chinese sounds like melody, as it is a tone language.

Generally speaking I find the Japanese language and culture to be very soothing compared to other Asian languages and cultures. And having lived in Japan and experienced the language and culture, I can say that I would rather converse in Japanese than any other Asian language.

I am sorry but I'd have to disagree that Chinese sounds like a melody irregardless if it's Cantonese or Mandarin Most of the time it sounds more like an argument. I get the feeling I am being yelled at Or maybe I am talking about Chinglish here

 

[satinguy]

Generally speaking I find the Japanese language and culture to be very soothing compared to other Asian languages and cultures.)

Definitely agree with this statement.

Thanks for posting sleepmonger, would love to test out some of these phrases sometime. I know there is real demand out there for Ladies of Asian descent and i do get the appeal. Personally my preferance would be Japanese Ladies as I find they are easily the sexiest of the Asians Ladies.

Look at Ms. Yoko Anna, absolutely beautiful young Lady that has to be the hottest Asian SP around.

 

[vancity_cowboy]

Generally speaking I find the Japanese language and culture to be very soothing compared to other Asian languages and cultures. And having lived in Japan and experienced the language and culture, I can say that I would rather converse in Japanese than any other Asian language.

I am sorry but I'd have to disagree that Chinese sounds like a melody irregardless if it's Cantonese or Mandarin Most of the time it sounds more like an argument. I get the feeling I am being yelled at Or maybe I am talking about Chinglish here

with respect, there were a whole lot of people in asia during the 1940's that would disagree with you on all counts regarding the japanese and their language - but that's all behind us now...

i'm lol about the comment about feeling you're being yelled at :thumb:

 

[lenny]

All i can say at the moment is that this thread is hilarious & Yoko is amazing.
If she were ever in Vancouver i'd love to just chat with her at full rates.

 

[Sleepmonger]

Man, just take a trip to victoria sometime and help her our with her externship. She's so much fun to talk with

I myself have not heard anything about real Japanese in this industry myself.
I would love to know one, I would love to have a Japanese friend in this industry!
We can be a sistah to each other!

Jp canada used to occasionally have posts by esl students who temporarily offer their services because their parents will no longer fund their vacation... but I've never heard of anyone other than Yoko who is actually dedicated to the industry.

 

[lenny]

Man, just take a trip to victoria sometime and help her our with her externship. She's so much fun to talk with

What's does "externship" mean? If that's her tongue out doing LFK,
i'd be all for that.

 

[wilde]

どうもありがとうございました

 

[wilde]

I am sorry but I'd have to disagree that Chinese sounds like a melody irregardless if it's Cantonese or Mandarin Most of the time it sounds more like an argument. I get the feeling I am being yelled at Or maybe I am talking about Chinglish here

You've obviously never heard two middle-aged Korean ladies talking....

 

[Ms. Yoko Anna]

What's does "externship" mean? If that's her tongue out doing LFK,
i'd be all for that.

I am enrolled in a acupressure college in Victoria.
My goal is integrating my erotic knowledge and skills with traditional Chinese bodywork for the ultimate relaxation and pampering. Also, I am trying to be specialized in treating with impotent issue by combining traditional Chinese acu-theory and erotic touch such as prostate massage as well as therapeutic conversation to get your issues out from your body.
(Chinese medicine believes that when you have suppressed emotion, it appears as physical symptoms)

I am taking clients for my externship for the college.
I need at least 50 cases to submit to school, and he was the first client I accepted.
It is free of charge of course.

Lenny, for full on conversation GFE, I won't require you to wear a condom, which you seem to dislike.
So, if you would like to have some bareback chatting, I will be your gal next time I'm in Vancouver.

 

[Sleepmonger]

どうもありがとうございました

どういたしまして

What's does "externship" mean? If that's her tongue out doing LFK,
i'd be all for that.

ound: Lol, no she's taking acupressure courses and needs guys to practice on... completely non sexual, but awesome conversation throughout.

Oh, she beat me to it...

 

[Asianwomanlover]

Actually, between Mandarin and Cantonese, I do find Mandarin easier on the ears. With all due respect to our Cantonese-speaking Perbites, I can't stand hearing Cantonese. Every time I hear 2 persons speaking Cantonese, it always seems they use a very whiny tone at the end of the sentence. So to me, it looks like Cantonese speakers are whining all the time.

I do love Japanese (had a couple of Japanese girlfriends) and I find Korean easy on the ears as well. Before I switched to Telus, I used to watch the Friday Korean dramas on the Shaw multicultural channel (with English subtitles).

 

[Ms. Yoko Anna]

Both Mandarin and Cantonese are easy to hear for me.
I do speak conversational Mandarin, but I always felt like I am singing.
Watching a movie called "Chunking Express" totally made me think Cantonese sounds cute.

I cannot stand Shanghainese though.
Lived there for about 10momths, but it always seems to me they are fighting against something.

I also cannot stand Japanese accent in English.
Watching a video of me speaking English makes me want to hide in a closet forever.

 

[lenny]

I am enrolled in a acupressure college in Victoria.
My goal is integrating my erotic knowledge and skills with traditional Chinese bodywork for the ultimate relaxation and pampering. Also, I am trying to be specialized in treating with impotent issue by combining traditional Chinese acu-theory and erotic touch such as prostate massage as well as therapeutic conversation to get your issues out from your body.
(Chinese medicine believes that when you have suppressed emotion, it appears as physical symptoms)

I am taking clients for my externship for the college.
I need at least 50 cases to submit to school, and he was the first client I accepted.
It is free of charge of course.

Lenny, for full on conversation GFE, I won't require you to wear a condom, which you seem to dislike.
So, if you would like to have some bareback chatting, I will be your gal next time I'm in Vancouver.

LOL. I love your sense of humour.

For you, sweet amazing heart, i'd dress in full body armour if you so desired, certainly at least condoms.

And show you my recent STI all negatives, including HIV antibody & antigen, which suggests i have a about a 1 in a billion chance of having it, complete with supporting ID documentation.

I'd love to see more SP's in BC like you!

With the Asian infusion in recent years, i expect that's what the future holds.

 

[wilde]

どういたしまして

I did not realize you had a clever title for this thread until further reading. So true, 95% of the SPs advertised in Vancouver as Japanese are anything but...

 

[Sleepmonger]

I also cannot stand Japanese accent in English.
Watching a video of me speaking English makes me want to hide in a closet forever.

ound:

How about English accent in Japanese? I hate hearing myself on tape too... so weird


Since the thread has been so well received I guess I'll write up some of tantalizeme's second set of phrases (not the doing business ones though... that one will be kind of hard for me)

 

[Ms. Yoko Anna]

Wow this thread is bringing back some memories of my youth! Here's a couple more words that might be useful for some:

旨い => UMAI => skilled
狭い => SEMAI => tight
いい匂い => II NIOI => smell good
バックで => BAKKU DE => doggy style
気持いい => KIMOCHI II => feels good
大きい => OOKII => big
でかい => DEKAI => big

最高だった => SAKIKOU DATTA => That was incredible!

もっと！ => motto! => More!
いっぱい！ => ippai! => a lot!
ゆるして！ => yurushite! => Let me go (but actually hoping to receive more pleasure)
いーーーーかーーーーーーせーーーーてーーーーーーー！ => iiiiiiiiiiiiiiikaaaaaaaaaaseeeeeeeeeeteeeeeee! => Leeeeeeeeet meeeeeeee cuuuuuuuuuuuummm!!