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Bobo The Rabbit

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I saw Giovanna post her advertisement on perb so I figured I would see her as I support perb advertisers.
Her pics on her site look good and she advertises sGFE so that's all I need to know.
I arrived at her incall downtown and she looked great in a little dress which was nice, no hug or kiss hello though.
Anyways I took a shower and went into her bedroom to meet her and she offered me a massage which I took her up on. She gives a nice massage and is pleasant to talk to. She is really beautiful, kind of reminds me of Aria Giovanni the porn star as their faces look similar to me, different body types though, she has a really great ass too.
I don't feel comfortable saying she is sGFE as kissing seemed to be something she wasn't into and no way would I call it LFK, maybe it was just me she was not comfortable with(shower/brushed before session at home, gum in car and mouthwash after shower at her incall). However I don't want someone to read my review and go see her expecting something that I did not experience. I asked if she wanted me to do DATY but her answer was a weak "if you want to". I don't do DATY if I get that answer as I figure the girls not into it, which is fine. I rather a girl be honest and I don't expect a girl to see 5 guys in a day and get off with everyone.
We all know that a girl who says "yes/I would love that" or something along those lines is the one who enjoys it.

I would say she is a FS girl, however the 300 price tag should be minimum sGFE to me.

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9/7/7

She is beautiful and really nice but not what I personally am looking for in a SP, especially at 300 an hour.
 
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What's up with some of you guys and your rating system? I've seen Giovanna and I'll never waste my time on that again. I didn't know who Aria Giovanni is so I had to look her up and yes she bears a striking resemblance to her, but that's not a good thing. Aria and her face is a 7 and Giovanna is a 6.47 at best. I couldn't stand her face and she thinks she has a hot body but its nothing to really brag about. Waste of money; waste of time.
 

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What's up with some of you guys and your rating system? Aria and her face is a 7 and Giovanna is a 6.47 at best. I couldn't stand her face and she thinks she has a hot body but its nothing to really brag about. Waste of money; waste of time.
I gotta admit "6.47" is a far more accurate rating than a mere "7" or "9" CB. With a rating system that accurate and finely tuned I'm sure your opinion will matter more than anyone's after just one or two more posts!:rolleyes:
 

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I thought the review was very informative and full of quality intel, so thanks Bobo for posting.

I have not seen this Lady myself so i will not comment on her looks and whether she is a 7 or a 6.47. Looks are very subjective and the old saying beauty is in the eyes of the beholder is pretty accurate.

Doesn't sound like the Lady was to your liking CB so thanks for your contribution as well. I searched for your review on this lady and could not find it but noone is questionning whether or not you have seen her, you have posted enough reviews (good & bad) that you have credibility in my books. For future reference, i would suggest you write this review and it can go on record here at PERB and be used by others.

Thanks again Bobo for this honest and informative review.
 
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I thought the review was very informative and full of quality intel, so thanks Bobo for posting.

I have not seen this Lady myself so i will not comment on her looks and whether she is a 7 or a 6.47. Looks are very subjective and the old saying beauty is in the eyes of the beholder is pretty accurate.

Doesn't sound like the Lady was to your liking CB so thanks for your contribution as well. I searched for your review on this lady and could not find it but noone is questionning whether or not you have seen her, you have posted enough reviews (good & bad) that you have credibility in my books. For future reference, i would suggest you write this review and it can go on record here at PERB and be used by others.

Thanks again Bobo for this honest and informative review.
There's not much to say. When she opened the door, I was turned off by her nose and her breasts looked way too firm and fake. Normally I'd walk out at this point and curse at her for wasting my time, but she smelled great. And she was real fu*kin nice. Then I realized how full of herself this chick is. She's very subtle about it though. Also she moves way to sensual for me. I'm there to fu*k not to make love. Somebody should get that point across to her. She doesn't like it rough and hates being smacked around. I hardly felt her blow job. Waste of time if you ask me and she's way too into herself with not much to show for it. Save your money.
 

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Wait a girl who isn't into being smacked around? What that's impossible...

Christian you really need to stop the trolling style to your posts, someone is going to forward your post to a mod and you will get banned.
 

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There's not much to say. When she opened the door, I was turned off by her nose and her breasts looked way too firm and fake. Normally I'd walk out at this point and curse at her for wasting my time, but she smelled great. And she was real fu*kin nice. Then I realized how full of herself this chick is. She's very subtle about it though. Also she moves way to sensual for me. I'm there to fu*k not to make love. Somebody should get that point across to her. She doesn't like it rough and hates being smacked around. I hardly felt her blow job. Waste of time if you ask me and she's way too into herself with not much to show for it. Save your money.
Wait a girl who isn't into being smacked around? What that's impossible...

Christian you really need to stop the trolling style to your posts, someone is going to forward your post to a mod and you will get banned.
Wait Bobo, I think that's just what CB wants. 'Cause he's so "subtley" full of himself maybe it's the inner girl in him that loves to get smacked around by the mods!:rolleyes:
 

Bobo The Rabbit

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Smacking an ass and smacking a girl around are two different things.
 

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There's not much to say. When she opened the door, I was turned off by her nose and her breasts looked way too firm and fake. Normally I'd walk out at this point and curse at her for wasting my time, but she smelled great. And she was real fu*kin nice. Then I realized how full of herself this chick is. She's very subtle about it though. Also she moves way to sensual for me. I'm there to fu*k not to make love. Somebody should get that point across to her. She doesn't like it rough and hates being smacked around. I hardly felt her blow job. Waste of time if you ask me and she's way too into herself with not much to show for it. Save your money.
Well i guess that is a review, very informative CB so thanks for the contribution. I must admit to being a little surprised by these reviews, certainly not questionnning them but i had read more postive on this Lady.

Gottta agree with Bobo as well too CB, don't get yourself banned as your reviews are entertaining to say the least and you certainly liven up the Edmonton section.
 
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Well i guess that is a review, very informative CB so thanks for the contribution. I must admit to being a little surprised by these reviews, certainly not questionnning them but i had read more postive on this Lady.

Gottta agree with Bobo as well too CB, don't get yourself banned as your reviews are entertaining to say the least and you certainly liven up the Edmonton section.
And if I had more time, you would see even more reviews. AFter discovering this site a few months ago, I tried keeping up with all the reviews, but it took so much fuckin time, which I'd rather spend fuckin more girls quite frankly. 20 to 30 ladies a month is hard to keep up with if you know what I mean. But If anybody has any questions about any of them let me know. I probably saw her and I'll let you know what i think.
 

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20 to 30 ladies a month?? Do you have a job? Or do you just pay to fuck chicks? Holey shit I thought I was bad for spending money picking up porn stars, strippers and ho's...

Xxx
 

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I tried keeping up with all the reviews, but it took so much fuckin time, which I'd rather spend fuckin more girls quite frankly. 20 to 30 ladies a month is hard to keep up with if you know what I mean. But If anybody has any questions about any of them let me know. I probably saw her and I'll let you know what i think.
Thanks CB,

Your numbers are amazing, I can say easily that you see more ladies in a month than i see in a year. Wow, impressive. Your contributions are great although you have ruffled a few feathers along the way and likely angered a few ladies with your reviews.

You hold the ladies to a high standard CB, thanks for contributing.
 
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