I got squirted on!!!

[InTheBum]

Had a session tonight with a young Korean...I've never been a huge DATY guy, but she was so young, perfectly shaved, tight, and I simply couldn't say no to her pussy...so I dove in!! After about 10 minutes of DATY I started to finger bang her and sucking on her tiny pink lips...she was moaning like crazy and then without warning she squirted right in my eye and up my nose!!!!! I started choking and went to the washroom and quickly washed my face... I lost my erection and the session went somewhat downhill afterwords. Do I need to worry about catching an STD from her squirt juice????:fear:

 

[mercyshooter]

Okay, I wanna see her. Who's it? ound:

 

[lenny]

Do I need to worry about catching an STD from her squirt juice????:fear:

Ever get any blood/bleeding in your nose or scratch it when itchy?

 

[87112]

Okay, I wanna see her. Who's it? ound:

+1, I'm a golden shower freak.

LOL NOT dont care for urine in my face!

 

[bcneil]

Had a session tonight with a young Korean...I've never been a huge DATY guy, but she was so young, perfectly shaved, tight, and I simply couldn't say no to her pussy...so I dove in!! After about 10 minutes of DATY I started to finger bang her and sucking on her tiny pink lips...she was moaning like crazy and then without warning she squirted right in my eye and up my nose!!!!! I started choking and went to the washroom and quickly washed my face... I lost my erection and the session went somewhat downhill afterwords. Do I need to worry about catching an STD from her squirt juice????:fear:

Not a fan of the squirts myself. Recently had a gf over to my home. I wish she would have told me she was going to do that, I could have put down towels. Soaked down to the mattress and through my duvet. Ironically she thinks cum getting sprayed anywhere on her body is degrading

 

[storm rider]

Pics or it did not happen.

SR

 

[storm rider]

Lol, you beat me to it. I am not a fan of the mess, unless it's an incall, then party on! But just like a guy, you better talk about that stuff beforehand, hosing me down with your squirt unannounced is very bad manners.

Well at least ITB got a snoot-full....I still say pics or it did not happen....oh yeah....and losing the wood because of that is weaker than Mother Theresa on her deathbed....I myself have lost the wood only once.....and my best advice is not to poon when you have a few cracked ribs...the pain is slightly distracting.

SR

 

[Luvda_silicone_crinkle]

Had an sp up on my kitchen counter and she squirted all over the floor and before i could get a towel to wipe it up my dog had it all slurped up. Kinda got worried she was going to charge me an extra 3 some rate cuz my dog got involved. Anyways the next day i had a good laugh when my girlfriend came over and the dog kept licking her face.

 

[mercyshooter]

Had an sp up on my kitchen counter and she squirted all over the floor and before i could get a towel to wipe it up my dog had it all slurped up. Kinda got worried she was going to charge me an extra 3 some rate cuz my dog got involved. Anyways the next day i had a good laugh when my girlfriend came over and the dog kept licking her face.

OMG! It's so funny! :eyebrows:

 

[Dgodus]

Had an sp up on my kitchen counter and she squirted all over the floor and before i could get a towel to wipe it up my dog had it all slurped up. Kinda got worried she was going to charge me an extra 3 some rate cuz my dog got involved. Anyways the next day i had a good laugh when my girlfriend came over and the dog kept licking her face.

BWHAHAHAHAHA!!!
ound:

 

[bigguy]

Very strange sense(s) of humor!

bigguy

 

[mercyshooter]

Damn it, ITB! Give me the f**king name! Haha! ound:

 

[badbadboy]

Had a session tonight with a young Korean...I've never been a huge DATY guy, but she was so young, perfectly shaved, tight, and I simply couldn't say no to her pussy...so I dove in!! After about 10 minutes of DATY I started to finger bang her and sucking on her tiny pink lips...she was moaning like crazy and then without warning she squirted right in my eye and up my nose!!!!! I started choking and went to the washroom and quickly washed my face... I lost my erection and the session went somewhat downhill afterwords. Do I need to worry about catching an STD from her squirt juice????:fear:

I T B she is golden in my book ound:

Do a review please.

FWIW I have seen Taylor Heaven a few times. Now that girl can squirt you in the eyes from about 4 feet way. Multiple times too.

 

[Jethro Bodine]

I ate an orange at lunch today.
It squirted all over me. Does that count?


Seriously, my first experience with a squirter was shocking and embarrassing. I was in New Orleans about 12 years ago. Middle of the afternoon on a Monday and I go into a strip club on Bourbon Street. Seedy little place. Anyways I go in and there are 3 strippers sitting at the bar and only 1 other patron. I sit down and order a beer. This cute little red head comes over and asks if I'd like a private dance. How much? $10.00, she says. $20.00 if I want to touch her. Sure. We go over to the private dance area which is basically a row of booths like stalls in a football locker room. I sit down and she stradles me facing forward and starts to grind. I'm reaching around and ribbing her tits through her top. She's really getting into it and turns around and faces me while lifting her top and tells me I can suck her nipples if I like. She's grinding, I'm sucking, she starts to moan louder then all of the sudden I'm feeling all warm and wet. She freakin' came and squirted all over my lap! Shocked I jump up, almost throwing her off of my lap. She starts to apologise profusely saying that she's never had that happen during a lap dance before. The bartender, hearing the commotion comes over. He's pissing himself laughing as are the other girls. I'm freaking out because I'm with my then wife and had only dropped in for a beer to kill an hour while she shopped. Now I've got stripper juice all down the front of my pants. Turns out they had a washer and dryer there. Why? Who cares. The bartender gives me an apron to cover my front and takes my jeans to wash them. So here I am now, late to meet my wife, bare assed with a diry apron coverring my front, sitting at a bar in a seedy strip club on Bourbon street drinking beer with 3 strippers, who all think this is the funniest thing they have ever seen. Well, it turned out okay because my pants did get clean and wouldn't you know it, even though I was 45 minutes late to meet my wife, typical woman, she was over an hour late so she was never the wiser.

 

[Jethro Bodine]

Only if you slowly peeled the skin off the orange ... leaving the flesh intact ... all the sections still tight together ...

... then gently cradling the plump, juicy orange in the palm of one hand ...

... you ever so carefully put the tip of your finger against the place where all the sections join together ...

... delicately separating the tips of the sections ... spreading them apart until you can see deep down inside the glistening wet depths ...

... and then ... you begin to insert your finger ... probing deeper and deeper ... feeling the flesh give way as you exert just a bit more pressure ...

... then you slowly curl the end of your finger up ... and begin moving it in a small circular motion ... you can feel the pressure starting to build ...

... feel the moisture straining to be released from beneath the almost transparent flesh ... then it bursts ... and the sweet nectar squirts out all over ...

... all over your fingers ... dripping down your hand ... the drips of moisture lightly sprinkled on your cheeks and lips ...

Then it counts. xo

I think I just came in my pants!

 

[badbadboy]

:clap2:


Finally, this thread has some potential

Jethro and Ms Sarah thanks for the funny / hot read at lunch

 

[wilde]

You couldn't even make your dog come never mind an SP:nod:.

 

[jdtipper]

Okay Ms Sarah, here's a question for you. I tried with an ex-gf of mine to get her to squirt, but she never could...though just by cumming, she would soak me from naval to knee and the bed too.
I know she has it in her, because she comes, like ...every 2 minutes.

Is it a fluid intake thing? She drinks a ton of coffee and not enough water IMO. Whats the secret?

 

[Luvda_silicone_crinkle]

I ate an orange at lunch today.
It squirted all over me. Does that count?


Seriously, my first experience with a squirter was shocking and embarrassing. I was in New Orleans about 12 years ago. Middle of the afternoon on a Monday and I go into a strip club on Bourbon Street. Seedy little place. Anyways I go in and there are 3 strippers sitting at the bar and only 1 other patron. I sit down and order a beer. This cute little red head comes over and asks if I'd like a private dance. How much? $10.00, she says. $20.00 if I want to touch her. Sure. We go over to the private dance area which is basically a row of booths like stalls in a football locker room. I sit down and she stradles me facing forward and starts to grind. I'm reaching around and ribbing her tits through her top. She's really getting into it and turns around and faces me while lifting her top and tells me I can suck her nipples if I like. She's grinding, I'm sucking, she starts to moan louder then all of the sudden I'm feeling all warm and wet. She freakin' came and squirted all over my lap! Shocked I jump up, almost throwing her off of my lap. She starts to apologise profusely saying that she's never had that happen during a lap dance before. The bartender, hearing the commotion comes over. He's pissing himself laughing as are the other girls. I'm freaking out because I'm with my then wife and had only dropped in for a beer to kill an hour while she shopped. Now I've got stripper juice all down the front of my pants. Turns out they had a washer and dryer there. Why? Who cares. The bartender gives me an apron to cover my front and takes my jeans to wash them. So here I am now, late to meet my wife, bare assed with a diry apron coverring my front, sitting at a bar in a seedy strip club on Bourbon street drinking beer with 3 strippers, who all think this is the funniest thing they have ever seen. Well, it turned out okay because my pants did get clean and wouldn't you know it, even though I was 45 minutes late to meet my wife, typical woman, she was over an hour late so she was never the wiser.

If it was a mandarin orange you could atleast say you had an asian squirt all over you! Awesome story and it seems you could of made a few bucks yourself giving lap dances of your own with your apron on and bare ass hanging out.

 

[bug321]

Only if you slowly peeled the skin off the orange ... leaving the flesh intact ... all the sections still tight together ...

... then gently cradling the plump, juicy orange in the palm of one hand ...

... you ever so carefully put the tip of your finger against the place where all the sections join together ...

... delicately separating the tips of the sections ... spreading them apart until you can see deep down inside the glistening wet depths ...

... and then ... you begin to insert your finger ... probing deeper and deeper ... feeling the flesh give way as you exert just a bit more pressure ...

... then you slowly curl the end of your finger up ... and begin moving it in a small circular motion ... you can feel the pressure starting to build ...

... feel the moisture straining to be released from beneath the almost transparent flesh ... then it bursts ... and the sweet nectar squirts out all over ...

... all over your fingers ... dripping down your hand ... the drips of moisture lightly sprinkled on your cheeks and lips ...

Then it counts. xo

is there any other way to make orange juice?