my last ten mins with my reg massage therapist

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Early 20s white female massage therapist did a awesome job throughout the 50 mins. Had 10 mins left and she asked me what i wanted to work on the most. I told her i'll show her and grab her hand putting it on my penis. As expected she freaked out and told me not to come back. I knew that might be the response i'll get. But hoped for some fantasy and a different reaction from her. Oh well i dont really give a shit ....service was good but was getting tired of the routine.
 

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Compared to dining and dashing and doing under age girls in Asia, this is one of the more minor crimes you have admitted to on the board, keep up the good work mate.
 

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Talk about a tease! You shouldnt feel too bad about it. She probably has watched some porn before and to ask that question like that.
 

uncleg

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You little pervert...........lol. But, really how often do people leave themselves wide open to something like that and you just have to bite your tongue to keep from saying something along those lines.:p
 

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Early 20s white female massage therapist did a awesome job throughout the 50 mins. Had 10 mins left and she asked me what i wanted to work on the most. I told her i'll show her and grab her hand putting it on my penis. As expected she freaked out and told me not to come back. I knew that might be the response i'll get. But hoped for some fantasy and a different reaction from her. Oh well i dont really give a shit ....service was good but was getting tired of the routine.
One day LAG, some woman will let you bang her for FREE!!!!:p
 

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Compared to dining and dashing and doing under age girls in Asia, this is one of the more minor crimes you have admitted to on the board, keep up the good work mate.
Boy, that really started my morning out with a laugh. Thanks, Steve.

Little Asian Boy has the chutzbah to do what we all would like to do if we only had the nerve and he seems to do it under the radar, so to speak.
 
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Man I wish I could do that with my RMT. Though I wouldnt want to ruin a good thing. She gives an amazing head rub..... unfortunately its the wrong head :(
 

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That probably is considered sexual assault and is at least bad manners. I think you should have told her rather trying jam your cock in her hand. My old RMT would have punched you in the nuts.
Gotta agree with you there. Stupid move as some women are so uptight, you never know what could happen. You could have ended up with a black eye, pepper sprayed or in jail.
 

steverino

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Apparently, the law or good manners is not something that guides LAG's behaviour. I do find it strange that someone would continually disclose their illegal activity.
 
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badbadboy

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If it had happened at the place I get a massage, they would report you to the RMT association and have you blacklisted. They do keep names of bad clients like SP's do too.

Very dumb move on your part and your values between paid for sex and therapeutic massage have blurred. You need to reset what is acceptable behaviour and not.
 

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That's just plain stupid dude, you could still be reported as I'm pretty sure they'd have your contact info....then on top of that you post it....LittleNoBrainAsianGuy
 

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Some guys can pull it off. Not with just RMT's... but any woman. They're actually out there. Legends. I'm definitely NOT one of them. Thats why I'm here!

I witnessed a friend of mine who's 'one of those guys', approach two good looking mid twenties women at a bar in a restaurant a few years ago, and begins to chat them up. By the time I strolled over, one of the girls says to my friend, "So, what do you do?"

He says, "I'm a mechanic, what do you do?"

"I'm a nurse!" She said, proudly.

Without a pause, he responds with this, exactly, "Oh so I could shit all over you, and you'd be ok with that!"

Both girls faces pretty much fell on the floor, and I almost dropped my drink and was bracing for us both to get kneed in the nuts. The other girls surprise turns to fury and she gives me that "What the fuck" look, when her friend, the nurse, gives a little nod and says, "Yeah, I'd be ok with that."

20 minutes later, he's making out with the angry friend.

I just don't get it. :confused:
 

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If LAG had simply told the RMT what he wanted It might have only been sad, especially given he expected she would be offended. When he grabbed her hand to shove it in his crotch it became assault. She can deal with him as she wishes.

It is equally disturbing that so many posters thought this is something to laugh about. This lack of respect for an RMT or thinking it's just a joke could label the poster as an unfit client for an RMT or equally, an SP. Both should be considered professionals and both should be treated with respect.

If you don't act with respect you don't deserve to be a client.

And no, I don't see any need to lighten up.
 

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What do you want to work on the most, you have given her the correct answer, nothing wrong with that. Last time I climbed to the massage bed naked, the woman masseurs panicked
And asked me to put on my shorts,I left ten minutes into the one hour session massage, they should have a big sign: no extra services, so there won't be much misunderstanding, it wa a massage spa shop, $80/hour.
Early 20s white female massage therapist did a awesome job throughout the 50 mins. Had 10 mins left and she asked me what i wanted to work on the most. I told her i'll show her and grab her hand putting it on my penis. As expected she freaked out and told me not to come back. I knew that might be the response i'll get. But hoped for some fantasy and a different reaction from her. Oh well i dont really give a shit ....service was good but was getting tired of the routine.
 

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If LAG had simply told the RMT what he wanted It might have only been sad, especially given he expected she would be offended. When he grabbed her hand to shove it in his crotch it became assault. She can deal with him as she wishes.

It is equally disturbing that so many posters thought this is something to laugh about. This lack of respect for an RMT or thinking it's just a joke could label the poster as an unfit client for an RMT or equally, an SP. Both should be considered professionals and both should be treated with respect.

If you don't act with respect you don't deserve to be a client.

And no, I don't see any need to lighten up.
Very well said treveller. Although judging by the fact it was LAG who posted this, I have doubts whether this actually happened (or at least the way he said it did).
 

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I like LAG threads. After a long day of work, bad news all over if you read the papers I get entertained by his antics. Admit it, you enjoy his crap too.
 
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