God I hate summer....and Emma @ Legends

jdtipper

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First reason, Its hot....way to hot out.
Second, the women. Its frigging depressing seeing all these gals out enjoying the day in little shorty shorts or dresses.... Christ your gonna cause an accident, put some clothes on.
Third, the A/C in my car is kaput, so its hot....way to hot out.

So I am faced with a very difficult decision. Fix my A/C, or meet a new SP and cause my own heatwave.
After turning onto Whyte Ave and the first thing that crosses the street in front of me was a cutie with those stretchy pants on, and a wicked bum. DAMN, decision made.

So I tried getting a hold of Megan Maze, but she didn't call back. Oh well. So I thought of Emma. Ive been trying for months to meet her. But never had the best chance.

Called Legends and had an appointment right away. Got to the building right on time. The misses that met me showed me to a room and fired up the shower. Turned that badboy as cold as it would go. God its hot out.
Waited probably 10 minutes for Emma to come in the room,
Not bad... she's cute. I think I prefer how her pictures looked. She is definitely spinner.
Spinner with a booty :eek: And tall. I didnt expect that.

It was nice that there was no talk of donation, so she must have seen the envelope I had left on the dresser previously. I turned down the massage because... well Im not paying $$$ for something I usually get for .7

So onto a sGFE we go. And right from the first kiss, it was the wrong decision, I should have got the A/C fixed.
I dont't know to describe it, but I think she should have joined me in the freshening up shower.
She is a bundle of energy, always wiggling and moving around. Seems a little spacey at times. Nice gal though.

All in all I just wanted out, I was in and out with 2 showers in 40 minutes. And I'll admit, this was one of the very few times I didn't focus on getting the gal off.

Too bad though, as she does have a nice pillowy soft butt.
 

satinguy

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A good review jd,

Sorry you did not have a good time but your honest review is exactly what should be posted here. Nice work on your part and hopefully you have a better session next time. At least you get a reprive from the heat this weekend.

All the best SG
 

Bad Santa

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I've had one session with Emma when she was at Platinum and it was very good. I guess things can certainly change with an SP sometimes for the worse. I'm sorry to hear you had a bad time with her JD.

You didn't really specify what went wrong in your session other than it being over in 40 minutes which is already evidence of very bad service for $$$.

Emma really is a very sexy girl with the sweetest little tush on her so I really hope the T&T sister's "rush 'em thru" attitude at Legends hasn't rubbed off on her. That would be every pooner's loss.

Thanks for the review JD!
 

jdtipper

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I guess I should elaborate a little bit.
The session itself was okay. By no means did she push me out the door. It was more of I wanted out...fresh air.
It was a GFE session with no digits. I didn't partake in DATY, and I kept the LFK to a minimum. So was standard donation.

I was more disappointed in.... how to say it nicely....I try really hard to make sure im fresh for any session. I always shower at home before I leave to see a gal, MP or not. On the way, ill usually chew some gum, then when I arrive, got to love those travel listerine bottles.
Upon arrival at an MP, Ill always hit the shower and pay extra attention to the happy parts......

Hoping for the same from the other player isn't too much to ask is it?

Again, not bad service, just not what I expected. Im used to a more sensual time, with her it was high pace, kind of overacting. One could confuse the "spaced out" demeanour as being on something. Just my opinion though. Having never met her before, that could just be how she is.

And yes, that tush is very nice. I wish my pillow was that nice, wouldnt have any problem falling asleep then. :)
 

Bad Santa

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Thanks for putting it nicely.... JD. Hard to understand with there being so many nice big showers at Legends.:doh:
 

tontos

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find this alot at mp's! Sandy at supreme and Brandy at temptations? were always fresh! You'd think in the 10min or so they make you wait that they would use that time to freshen up as well???????
 

Dark_Knight

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Lack of hygiene on both the Pooner and SP's parts is just impossible to understand. Just blows my mind, it truly does.

Especially when there are SHOWERS!! holy

Your sharing each others bodies! they should be spotless!

Mind Boggling, truly mind boggling!! (rock shakes head slowly)

To the OP jdtipper thanks for the information, I'm sure the boys that visit the MP's appreciate your honesty

Rock
It seems like there is never a month going by without this issue being brought up. I always insist upon having a shower whether I am at an incall or at an MP. In the hour and a half drive that I take to get to edmonton, I am sure that it gets a bit sweaty down there and may smell less than fresh. I never want to take the chance that my hygeine would be anything less than optimol! If we all (sps, and pooners) just take a few minutes to do a good scrub down, I think the world would be a much better place!
 

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www.freshballs.com :)
Seriously, I heard it advertised on Howard Stern, and when I found out it was available at London Drugs, I was on it like sweat on balls! It does work - it's amazing!! And I'm sure the ladies have been appreciating it! ;) lol
Check it out DK( not that I'm assuming you have sweaty balls)
Didn't hear any ads for freshkitty.com, so maybe it's something JD can look into
 

Bobo The Rabbit

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That is a shame, no excuse for a sub-par session. I had seen her back at platinum last year and she was good, too bad things have changed it seems.
 

GPguy

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I had a very similar experience with her too...luckily I declined the sgfe but when I took her from behind the Odour was appalling. This is the second time in three sessions this has happened to me. First was with Mia at revive now at Legends. When we drop the kind of coin we are in todays market is it to much to ask to do a odour check? I initially was not going to say any thing but as I don't get to poon that often so it really piss's me off when I get crappy service or in this case good service but poor

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mangoman32

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WOW!
We all know there are girls from legends on here (management too?).

To be a fly on the wall when emma was/is told about this thread. haha
 

Markl

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Oh everyone has an off day once in a while. Perhaps that was hers.
Saw her at platinum once a while back and it was pretty full-on fun.

I must include ladies, that if you go to the washroom even after you had showered after a session, please please wash again down there.
Most of us do our most to smell nice in the nether region, you should do the same.
 

emoney

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Naw, Im sick of hearing " oh It was an off day" excuse over and over , if your having a so called "off day" than stay the hell home. Thats like us walking into Legends getting FS and than paying them 80 and saying woops im having a "off day" pls forgive me
 

jdtipper

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www.freshballs.com :)
I found out it was available at London Drugs, I was on it like sweat on balls! It does work - it's amazing!!
I would just like to thank ICS for forcing me into a very awkward situation today. I went parusing through London Drugs today for like 15 minutes try to find FB. Finally the very cute perfume gal came over and asked what I was looking for.
I immediately blushed and looked at the floor while trying to explain a product for "sensitive male area parts that reduce unpleasant odors"
I finally found it in the deodorant aisle.
This is an amazing feat, as I can easily walk in a grab tampons and hemroid cream with as much as a smirk.

So thanks ICS, and for everyone else....go to the deodorant aisle, not the condom aisle.
 

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Now we can't call you "Pete Schwetty"...

I would just like to thank ICS for forcing me into a very awkward situation today. ...
I immediately blushed and looked at the floor while trying to explain a product for "sensitive male area parts that reduce unpleasant odors"
I finally found it in the deodorant aisle. .

So thanks ICS, and for everyone else....go to the deodorant aisle, not the condom aisle.
http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=1415

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVChao15oDw
 

Dark_Knight

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Damn, and I had read reviews about Emma when she was with Classy Companions that sounded pretty damn good. I guess moving to legends hasn't helped her out at all!
 

Matthew_30

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Obviously given my posting history, I don't post often. All I can say is: "Similar experience to the poster." The rest is Caveat Emptor.
 
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