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Do you have any dying requests?

InTheBum

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storm rider

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My dying request is pretty simple.....I want to be cremated and have my ashes placed in an urn....and for that urn to be placed in the drivers seat of my fave car.....all off my assets shall be converted to gold placed over that urn....this will then covered in cement.....and then once the cement has cured the car will be dropped in the Laurentian Abyysal off a ship.

If I have anything left when I snuff it I am taking it with me as I worked my ass off for it.

SR
 

huggzy

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My dying request is pretty simple.....I want to be cremated and have my ashes placed in an urn....and for that urn to be placed in the drivers seat of my fave car.....all off my assets shall be converted to gold placed over that urn....this will then covered in cement.....and then once the cement has cured the car will be dropped in the Laurentian Abyysal off a ship.

If I have anything left when I snuff it I am taking it with me as I worked my ass off for it.


SR
You don't think that there is any humanity on this earth that might be good enough, deserving enough, hurting enough, or unfortunate enough to find it worthwhile giving a helping hand to after you pass on?

I truly feel for you. I hope you can find someone before you go worthy of your love and willing to share some with you.
 

storm rider

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You don't think that there is any humanity on this earth that might be good enough, deserving enough, hurting enough, or unfortunate enough to find it worthwhile giving a helping hand to after you pass on?

Everyday on the streets of Calgary I see people employed by charities putting the guilt on people to donate....these people are paid by the hour...they are not volunteers giving up their time...they are paid by the hour to guilt people into donating.....so FUCK THEM.

I truly feel for you. I hope you can find someone before you go worthy of your love and willing to share some with you.
Well first off you dont have to feel anything for me....with regards to emotions/personal beliefs etc...you are not me...you are you.....IF....IF..I find a worthy gal before I snuff it who makes me happy and feel all warm and fuzzy well that is a different story....I sure as shit wont let the government take it and I wont give my lazy ass brother a thin fuckin dime.....I worked for it and I will take it with me....much like Tutankhamn....but without 10,000 slaves building my crypt for 20 years.

SR
 

huggzy

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Well first off you dont have to feel anything for me....with regards to emotions/personal beliefs etc...you are not me...you are you.....IF....IF..I find a worthy gal before I snuff it who makes me happy and feel all warm and fuzzy well that is a different story....I sure as shit wont let the government take it and I wont give my lazy ass brother a thin fuckin dime.....I worked for it and I will take it with me....much like Tutankhamn....but without 10,000 slaves building my crypt for 20 years.

SR
And if there isn't a gal "worthy" enough who "makes" you happy, you can't even think of even one charity situation that you might be able to help?
 

InTheBum

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And if there isn't a gal "worthy" enough who "makes" you happy, you can't even think of even one charity situation that you might be able to help?
I will be giving 100% to SPCA...
 

storm rider

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And if there isn't a gal "worthy" enough who "makes" you happy, you can't even think of even one charity situation that you might be able to help?
All I see in Calgary on the streets are people who are employed by "charities" by the hour to guilt people into donating....these people are not volunteers who donate their time....they are people who are paid by the hour...by charitable foundations....so as to increase the money they take in.......when it comes down to it $9 out of every $10 that is donated to a "charity" pays for executive salaries to over paid dog fuckers who live off the milk of human kindness....so NO......I would not give a scratched penny to any "charity"

I worked for it.....and I am going to take it with me.

SR
 

InTheBum

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There are charities that don't kill millions of animals every year and keep "research labs" supplied. The SPCA in Whistler wouldn't investigate when called pre-sled dog cull - but they certainly weren't shy about using it to fund raise. The SPCA only spends a small amount of what they raise on animals and that's only because they need some cute animals around to use to fund raise with.

I donate to Paul Watson's Sea Shepard Society http://www.seashepherd.org/ they actually spend their money saving whales.
In the end, you are best served to spend as much money as you can before you die...every charity is corrupt...
 

emilioa4

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thats exactly what I plan on doing....enjoying every penny I have earned. yes, I will make sure my kids are taken care of, but as for the rest of it, YAHOOOOO!!!! im gonna go out with a bang! why work so hard and save all your life if your not going to enjoy it??
 

sevenofnine

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i faced cancer once
everyone dies i don't see the big deal

a good friend died and he spend his last days trying to befriend his son. make amends.
so sad

my mother went into a deep depression the last few years of her life.
contemplating perhaps why she stayed with her wasted drunk convicted sex offender husband

i dunno
i just want to live my life in such a way, where at the end i don't have to apologize to anyone one make amends to no one.
and nothing is left undone.

my kids know what i feel about them, nothing needs to be said,
my wife, she knows to, and its her choice not mine to end the sex between us.

it doesn't mean i don't care for her and love her, that i seen an sp.
i don't think so. i could have just left her.
people love in different ways, show it in different ways.

charity,
well i have worked all my life since i was 14 and payed taxes,
i think i have done my part.

and watching my father a drunk a violent sex offender,
i think people have to help themself first.

trying to help some one that doesn't want it only enables them. justifies it to themself.

people make there own life.
make there own choices,

i feel for physically handicapped people or people with downs etc
i think society has given them a raw deal
they deserve everything we can give them

but some homeless bum to lazy to work or get off the drugs, not my problem. and an industry has grown around them to serve them. im tired of the excuses for them, alot of handicapped people struggle and go to work every day and survive on next to nothing, and they deserve more.
 
Jun 15, 2010
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That you all do something you love and do it well, in whatever sense of that statement that is important to you.

That you treat others as YOU would like to be treated.

That you have loved someone without reserve.

That you don't let your failures keep you from striving towards your goals.

Do something good for the planet.

Relish life.
Beautifully said Chevy529, thanks for sharing that.


Paul Watson left his old rusted out boat in Ucluelet & just walked away from it for others to deal with,,if i ever see that stupid fuck, i'd give him five in the eye.
Really? I must look into that as I have corporately and personally supported him in the past. Hmmm. Thanks for the info.
 

luvsdaty

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It was a few years ago now. he was bringing his rust bucket sea shepard boat into Canada, & he didn't want to pay the pilotage fees, so the knob walked away from the boat.The town of Ucluelet got stuck with the disposal bill as it was condemned by transport Canada.That guys a real phoney balony.
 
Jun 15, 2010
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It was a few years ago now. he was bringing his rust bucket sea shepard boat into Canada, & he didn't want to pay the pilotage fees, so the knob walked away from the boat.The town of Ucluelet got stuck with the disposal bill as it was condemned by transport Canada.That guys a real phoney balony.
Aaurrgh! How could I be so oblivious to such an act? Shame on me. I have a getaway home in Tofino (just north of Ucluelet) and I didn't even know about this boat disposal. Thank you very much for the info luvsdaty and my sincere apologies to all for going off topic again.
 
Jun 15, 2010
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i'll swing it back on topic, if i had a dying wish it would be for some one to shove a chimney brush up Watsons ass.I spent my summers as a kid up in Tofino, beautiful part of the world.
Don't waste a dying wish on that, it's not worth it. Wish for something more personal and meaningful. Thanks to you, I've instructed "Legal" to draft up a couple of letters to the mentioned perpetrator. In a week and a half, I'm sure he will feel as if he was violated with chimney brush.

Peace.
 
Jun 15, 2010
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My dying wish is to be surrounded with family... just to see them one last time and to share a few final words.
When I leave this world, I hope to be reunited with the family and friends I've lost in the past.

Peace.
 
My dying wish would be to have my deceased body buried in Vancouver, where I was born, grew up, and torn away from. I told one of my sisters this, and that I have left her enough money to make this happen. She knows that my life is a ticking time bomb, riddled with health problems just waiting to explode. I just hope when the day comes, she will follow through with it and transport me to my final resting place.
 
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