I usually code my messages. I try to carry a message while being funny and entertaining. I do like stimulation from head to toe
. Not only stimulate the little head but the big one too
.
There are some commonly used hobbying terminologies (on top of my mind):
Clock watcher....a SP that keep watching time, she will try to cut it short, counts every second
YMMV girl.....a SP who is not consistent in her services
Do you have more terminologies? They are very useful specially for negative reviews. Please share...
OMG. LOL ROTFALMAA Getting back on my chair and reading it again and LOL fell off my chair again and ROTFLAMA
HEY DR_X_Man : How about T S H I F I Y A U F I l
athough I doubt if you will ever hear it offered
I expect most of the SP's you visit are "clock watchers" and "low mileage".
The "review" you posted in the prior thread was amazing ... I thought it was a Penthouse letter or a bad movie script ...
Here is how I read that review. Dr._X_Man .. you have provided so much material !!
(APOLOGIES IN ADVANCE TO ALL SP'S FOR TAKING SUCH LITERARY LICENSE BUT I JUST HAD TO )
SP. OMFG this guy is absolutely full of ... of himself ???
SP. Shit ... I already took his cash ... Oh please XXXXXXXXXXX pick up the text ... Hey girl-friend drop on by ASAP ....
SP OMFG he's posing as a body builder ...
SP. OMFG he wants to massage me .. Right ..ah ah . I have a back injury and can't be massaged ...
SP. OMFG Oh shit .. I claim a bad back but yet I'm going to have sex with this ..
SP. OMFG Did he just say he was a Sex Professor ???
SP. OMFG Did he just say "I can teach you"
SP. OMFG Just a glance at the clock .. ah shit - only fifteen minutes have gone by ...
SP. OMFG I should be a Dom I would have gagged this one ...
SP I need a drink, God I need a whole lot more than one drink ... I text again ... where the hell is XXXXXXXXX ?
SP May as well get on with this ... Shit .. is that clock right only thirty minutes have gone by ...
SP OMFG Did he just ask me if I knew what a body slide massage was ???
SP Does he want to do the sliding ??? Well that's a first
SP We MUST be role-playing ... he's the Love Professor and I'm the reluctant SP.
SP. Oh God ... Why could the Doctor be a normal Perbert ...
SP. I would be the McDonalds server and he would be the customer
Perbert. Hi there Miss I'd like a CBJ, followed by a bit Horizontal Mamumbu, Please.
Perbert. After my happy ending maybe some cuddling or watching you play with yourself to fill out the hour
SP. (Ah well it can't get worse .. although the Dr's. psycho friend ... what was his name fig newton ??? )
SP. ( Did jnewton actually think he was teaching an SP about Lube ... )
SP. ( God, you sratch these two ... and a shit storm occurs ...)
SP. ( Oh my God ... I just realized ... These two AREN"T JOKING .. These guys are serious ... these two ... newbies really think they can teach an SP something !!!! )
SP. Text just came back ... XXXXXXXXXX you shit ...
SP. What's my favorite position ? For this encounter it has to be Doggie ...
SP . Just a quick glance at the clock .... For fucks sake .... twenty minutes more ???
SP. Ah God. This guy is frikking awkward ... Hey Doctor_X don't thrust up ... WTF He must have done the doggie before - it's back and forth ...
SP ( Oh Shit ... the script ... should I have said "Oh Doctor you so large " ... shit ... shit. .. )
SP ( If I say that now it will seem contrived ... )
SP Doctor ... are you cumming ??? ( Please Lord ... )
SP ( The script. I'm sure there wasn't one ..... well Doctor here is my "When Harry met Sally" ... )
SP Oh Professor Love ... No one made me feel like this before ... If you go more, it will hurt me. ... I really enjoyed this ...
SP. (What else should I say ...)
SP (Oh how about ....) This is perfect ... How many time did you cum ???
SP Only once ? ... (I guess he will blame me for not cumming twice ... )
SP Oh Doctor Love .... I thought boys cum once and that' it ...
ANYWAYS ...
as jnewton posted " Ouch! What a train wreck. I hope she learned a few things about how to treat her clients
LOL ROTHFLMAO Again and again ...
