I messed up and need some advice

[BigBlue]

"Dear Penthouse letters, I never thought this would happen to me..."

 

[luvsdaty]

What does the grandma look like?

 

[storm rider]

What does the grandma look like?

Why?.....do you want wrinkled sloppy seconds?

Seriously though I call BS.....no truth to it by a country mile.

SR

 

[Ray]

Demi Moore did it....she was 42 and he was 27!

Hollywood isn't reality.

 

[luvsdaty]

Now who's bullshitting SR?Tell me you've never wondered what a gumjob feels like?

 

[visiting]

Best advice I can give TPH is...


sleep with your eyes open from now on.......

 

[manni]

Duh…Winning!

 

[joho]

I don't believe this story at all.

 

[steverino]

If the story is true, you are a dick.

If the story isn't true you are a dick.

Thus, you are a dick.

Glad my college course in logic is finally paying off.

 

[Restless]

I have no advice for you.

Have your girlfriend contact me though.

I have some advice for her.

 

[maroonedsailor]

ROTFLMAO There are porn producers in need of writers and you my good fellow, should apply so you can follow your bliss.

 

[the old maxx50]

Well it happens in the escort business all the time .. one day your see the mother the next week the daughter .. or the sister ..

Of course there is no way your going to keep the girl friend . But why would the mother be pissed at you when it seems the daughter keeps coming back for f more it looks like there is some shit going on there with the mom and daughter .. .. and you are the pawn.

Besides being a dick with brains in only one head.

 

[MissJasmine]

may as well make that beatin and asskickin he's got commin worth it!

They say the gambler's endorphin rush has the same intensity whether its win or loss ...

 

[TPH]

Thanks to everyone for there advice. I took my girlfriend to Denny's to have a heart to heart talk about it. I told her I was sorry and I crossed the line and that I had just had a fantasy about it and that nothing happened. I told her that all people have strange fantasys. I said to her, do you ever think about beating someone in the head with a hammer that you are mad at. She said yes. So I said to her, well you wouldn't do it, just like I wouldn't have any more than a fantasy. It took some time but she bought it. She was upset and said it bothered her because it was her daughter not because of the age thing. My girlfriend is 42 and I am 30, so really it's no difference than 30 and 19. I'll just be more careful and not sleep with her daughter at her place just at mine.

Hey, can you review SW's on here? After I dropped off my girlfriend I went down the Kingsway and found a hot little number for 60 bucks.

 

[wilde]

Thanks to everyone for there advice. I took my girlfriend to Denny's to have a heart to heart talk about it. I told her I was sorry and I crossed the line and that I had just had a fantasy about it and that nothing happened. I told her that all people have strange fantasys. I said to her, do you ever think about beating someone in the head with a hammer that you are mad at. She said yes. So I said to her, well you wouldn't do it, just like I wouldn't have any more than a fantasy. It took some time but she bought it. She was upset and said it bothered her because it was her daughter not because of the age thing. My girlfriend is 42 and I am 30, so really it's no difference than 30 and 19. I'll just be more careful and not sleep with her daughter at her place just at mine.

Hey, can you review SW's on here? After I dropped off my girlfriend I went down the Kingsway and found a hot little number for 60 bucks.

I foresee your GF chopping your dick off in your sleep when she finds out because it's going to come out one way or another. You are either a lying POS or a stupid POS but either way good luck to you man.

 

[jnewton]

If the story is true, you are a dick.

If the story isn't true you are a dick.

Thus, you are a dick.

Glad my college course in logic is finally paying off.

LOLOL!!! Thanks, I needed a good laugh today.

 

[CJ Tylers]

Melina, I don't get any guilt out of his statement (if it's even remotely real at all). It really reads more like a fantasy... he's trying to figure out how he can continue to bang both the mother and the daughter at the same time... without getting caught or hurting anyones feelings too badly (although I'm doubting the last part is too important to him, or else he wouldn't have allowed anything to happen with the daugher).

 

[uncleg]

Is it just me, or does this sound a lot like the articulate side of methodman ?

 

[Man Mountain]

I told her that all people have strange fantasys. I said to her, do you ever think about beating someone in the head with a hammer that you are mad at. She said yes. So I said to her, well you wouldn't do it, just like I wouldn't have any more than a fantasy.

This character is so getting bludgeoned to death with a hammer before this movie is over! Or is this a book?

 

[Miss*Bijou]

They say the gambler's endorphin rush has the same intensity whether its win or loss ...

lol And the worse your odds of winning are, the bigger the rush. A sure thing isn't as exciting.

(Really interesting short video explaining this... and the guy's beard is just awesome!lol The full/longer version is also on youtube and really interesting as well..just in case anyone else likes this kind of stuff. Of course, I could be the only geek who does but hey..just sharing. )