No wonder she crashed the car! That couldn't possibly have been comfortable, safe, or healthy for her body. It must be akin to having a baby up there, not fun.
That news report is not entirely accurate. A reliable source told the website - tinfoilhat.com that the police also seized a bazooka but the government decided to cover up as she may become a recruitment target by Al Qaeda.
Puts a new twist on bun in the oven though, now should we inquire as to what a woman is cooking? "You look swollen today ma'am, that a carton of smokes or a kilo of hash?"