You have a dildo that suction cups to the wall? I would start hanging my hand towels on it for laughs and space saving 
With a name like Pi, you would think you could do the math on your own.Do you declare your income Susie? Do you write off a myriad of bogus expenses like the ones listed above? What percentage of your tan is business and personal? Same with your toys.
An additional point, you may also set yourself up for a GST/HST audit if you have over $30K of income in any given year and you are not registered for GST/HST. This is a fairly common trap for self-employed people.
Nothing like having to hide information in order to get ahead eh?
I have this crazy idea that honesty is the best policy but then I'm kinda weird that way.
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While more time and effort is involved it can make sense for a lot of people tax wise. I can see a lot of benefits for SP's because it allows for a smoothing out of income over a number of years along with perhaps an ongoing deferral of income, via a bonus payable. The over all beauty of this is it allows an SP to be completely honest and not get hit with a huge tax bill, relative to what a proprietor might get hit with. So a tax deferral and in some cases a significant tax reduction is possible.Hiring a good accountant is important. What you want to call yourself is up to you but entertainer, escort, artist and psychics all fall under the same industry code if I remember correctly. I wouldn't bother incorporating in the beginning as the paperwork involved is a headache...never again
I think it is more appropriate to say a deferral in taxes rather than a reduction...and it certainly allows for an over all reduction in taxes
I think it is more appropriate to say a deferral in taxes rather than a reduction...
Don't mistake registering a company (incorporating a business or as a sole proprietorship) being the same as getting a business license. BL's are issued by the city you are doing business in; the company registration is done by the province; taxation (CRA) is federal and done by the gov of Canada. Registering a company is not a bad idea, it can help separate the businesses debts or responsibilities from the individual. Sole proprietorship won't limit your own liability, fwiw, and won't protect your privately owned assets.
It is easy to get confused about these things if you don't have any experience in owning, operating, managing or starting a business.
Thanks for mentioning this. I've talked to a few self employed homeowners and tax professionals about this issue and have received different answers. My understanding is that under certain circumstances the tax deduction can equate to or even exceed the principle tax exemption. Obviously there are a lot of variables such as the percentage of business use, length of ownership and real estate value fluctuations.Miss Jasmine has some good points but I would not under any circumstances claim CCA or property taxes on your condo because you run the risk of losing the principle residence exemption when you sell later. Just claim a reasonable portion (e.g. square footage used for business over total square footage of the condo) of your incidental condo expenses such as strata fees, insurance, hydro, gas and utilities.
Thanks for mentioning this. I've talked to a few self employed homeowners and tax professionals about this issue and have received different answers. My understanding is that under certain circumstances the tax deduction can equate to or even exceed the principle tax exemption. Obviously there are a lot of variables such as the percentage of business use, length of ownership and real estate value fluctuations.
Although I'm no expert I would advise anyone who plans to be in the business in the longer term to be conservative and organized when it comes to bookkeeping. Save your receipts![]()
THis just confuses me more and more..taxes use to be so easy. I was already audited a few years back..when I was taking courses..had to prove my tuition costs and what not. you never know..I think they randomly pick people and audit them.
Anyways, might be a silly question, but can I claim my earnings SP self employed as well as my straight job. will they decide to audit. No reciepts for SP..damn never thought og it. just thought I had to claim SP earnings.
Grrr...I could make up receipts if audited but that is a no no I try to be a good girl here.
Suggestions.
more thoughts from the basement dweller *snort* crawl back under your rock you woman-hating slimey thingOh ....
This thread is just too good NOT to comment!
Of course they are "iffy" FSD!
Let's face it FSD they are not going to come right out & state in their tax filing that they are deliberately trying to cheat the system are they?
Also, of the possibly 20% of SP's who actually do file their taxes name me an SP who does NOT lie about her actual income when filing.
Do you really think that they would report the full $180,000 plus that some of the girls I know make?
HELL NO!
One of the gal I know reported only $38,000 last year.
Have to say Miss Jasmine is giving some very sage advice here.
Kudos!
True Dat!
I also do not see Vancouver adopting the same rules as Victoria anytime soon.
I would suggest registering a sole proprietorship type of business license.
This site will help with doing that:
http://www.bcbusinessregistry.ca/index.htm
Very good advice here too.
Be honest & honestly use appropriate write offs - like other ethical people do.
Yes, as well as WorkSafe BC.
Failure to do so can result in some heavy penalties if you are caught.
Nothing like having to hide information in order to get ahead eh?
I have this crazy idea that honesty is the best policy but then I'm kinda weird that way.
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What are you talking about crazy person? You are delusional as always, I see. OOoh Threats. How typicalPrevious unedited commentary:
Gee thanks Adriana✿!
You're making me blush.
Tell me, have you ever figured out who I am?
Last time you attacked me you assumed I was some other dude until a couple other SP's enlightened you.
Glad you hear you well wishing for me on finding a mate but I assure you I am doing fine in that department.
I don't feel sorry for you ironically, cuz I believe that when one makes their bed they should damn well have to sleep in it!
Just remember to file your taxes this year Adriana✿ cuz you never know who might report you to CRA if you don't.
Please feel free to use the advice I posted or PM me if you need any help.
Best wishes
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