I am the worst boyfriend

[methodman]

I
cheat
lie
steal
cheat on my gf's with their gf's
try to set up threesomes
use my gf's for my financial benefit
many times i leave my gf at a party and hook up with another one

i am an awful person

hoe rib ill

that is just the beginning

 

[Stew]

Shouldn't you be declaring this to your God and seeking guidance rather than flagellating yourself here?

 

[Bad Santa]

Shouldn't you be declaring this to your God and seeking guidance rather than flagellating yourself here?

Being a "standing member" of the Methodyst Church of Self-Flagellation I'm sure Methodman is declaring himself to God in his own way.

Setting up threesomes with his two gfs, namely his two hairy palms is probably a full time pre-occupation!

 

[Stew]

Earlier, I wondered if methodman was dyslexic. If I still thought that I would have encouraged him to declare his problems to his Dog. I am glad he has found a spiritual pursuit for his member.

 

[methodman]

i am a selfish bastard

 

[HB40]

i am a selfish bastard

You are a narcissist with an aggrandizing agenda, nothing more. I really have no respect for you, and as pitiful as you are, no sympathy either. Get a life loser.

 

[Stew]

I suppose one could also pursue HB40's "tough love" approach rather than the mocking method embraced by others.

You are a narcissist with an aggrandizing agenda, nothing more. I really have no respect for you, and as pitiful as you are, no sympathy either. Get a life loser.

 

[methodman]

You are a narcissist . I really have no respect for you, and as pitiful as you are, no sympathy either. Get a life loser.

I already admitted to this
whats your point

 

[HB40]

I
cheat
lie
steal
cheat on my gf's with their gf's
try to set up threesomes
use my gf's for my financial benefit
many times i leave my gf at a party and hook up with another one

i am an awful person

hoe rib ill

that is just the beginning

I already admitted to this
whats your point

What is your point?

Why don't you just review some of these GF's you always brag about, so that we can fuck them too. This is a board filled with awful people, you are nothing special or unique.

I see your selfish bastard and raise you a Heartless Bastard, you're not even worthy to sit at my table.

 

[uncleg]

Shouldn't you be declaring this to your God and seeking guidance rather than flagellating yourself here?

He is declaring it to his God. His God is a member of Perb and this is much more convenient then sitting in a confessional.

 

[methodman]

I see your selfish bastard and raise you a Heartless Bastard, you're not even worthy to sit at my table.

you are not worthy to even LOOK at MY table. Lol

Its where your lovely Chanel sits.

 

[methodman]

This is a board filled with awful people, you are nothing special or unique.

i am by far the worst person here

trust me

 

[Puddlegurl]

somehow I doubt that, but if you're warning woman to stay away from you then you're doin a good job

i am by far the worst person here

trust me

 

[wolverine]

I misread the thread title as "I have the worst boyfriend"

 

[badbadboy]

I just figured a lot of Perbites were auditioning for Seinfeld





http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCahZIBtig4

 

[methodman]

There is no 'worst person'
There are people who behave badly.
To spite their parents. (yes I could go on about how your behaviour is related to a 2-year-old's but I won't today..)

Deep down you are the same as everyone else. You just don't see it. Your ego has you believing things that are not true about this world and until you see the truth of life you will always be unhappy, seeking fulfillment through selfish means.

Your life must be getting really boring, because you still feel empty no matter how bad you behave. Ego thinks that the more you have and the more you 'get away with' stuff, the better off you are. This is the polar opposite of the truth.

I don't know if you want to change your ways, but if you do, you need to reverse things and start giving, and think about making the world a better place.
This brings true happiness that comes from love, and not the ego.

Good luck.

xoxo
Nina

you are wrong. i am not lonely nor empty. i have a great life but i am a douchebag by name and trade. some sessions i pay for. others i dont. i dont go to MP's too much only occasionally. plenty of hotter bitches in the world.

being a douche rocks! douches are pussy magnets. just ask any douche lol! but thanks anyway.

 

[methodman]

tip to guys

be a douchebag asshole around just the women

not your buddies

i am the worst boyfriend

 

[Puddlegurl]

Lol, me too at first.. I think most SP's could state thats what brought them to this industry in the first place ..lol..

I misread the thread title as "I have the worst boyfriend"

 

[methodman]

Lol, me too at first.. I think most SP's could state thats what brought them to this industry in the first place ..lol..

i know many of those sps and they still have those boyfriends. i am one of them. go figure lol

 

[HB40]

tip to guys
be a douchebag asshole around just the women

Mods, shouldn't this douchebag be banned?!? I know perb does not support the mistreatment of women or members who glorify it.