What about CBCs',Rosemary Barton?
http://www.cbc.ca/programguide/personality/rosemary_barton
What is the true secret of Rosemary Bartons' allure?
Could it be that scar running from Rosemarys' right cheek;vertically,the length of her face?
Maybe it's those little brown burls ,growing out of Rosemarys' nose?
Perhaps;it's the way Rosemary is given to parting her hair,"Adolph Hitler"style?
I'll bet Rosemary Barton ;is the sort of nastybitch who gets dressed up at night as the,"Monocled Leathergirl".
I'll bet Rosemary Barton cruises the nightclubs of Ottawa;stalking nervous men with lines like,"Pump me up the crapper & clean it in my yapper,you lousy bastard...or you'll pay with my cattleprod!!!".
Englebert Humperdink