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Legends... WTF?!

DQ Guy

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well I had money to burn today.
was looking to finally meet Lina over at legends, maybe even a duo..
Hell I was up for a 4some today, I'm that Randy!!

Got there just before 9am, when they open...
waited... waited.... waited.... waited.......
Finally at 9:15 the gal show up to open the doors, says a BIG sorry.
No problem I say. sometimes people are late.

I'll give credit to Persia, she was early and had to wait as well.
I was almost going to see if she wanted a quickie in the car

after grabbing a seat, I'm told only one gal is in, and they have no Idea whaen the rest will show.
Fine I say I'll come back some other time.
I waited in the car until 9:30 just to see if I would get lucky. But nope.
no one showed up.
too bad really. I was looking to have one hell of a good time.

If 9am is and issue, maybe change the time to 10am, then you won't have people walk away with a stiffie and a frown!...

lets hope they pick it up a wee bit, I do like the place

Ps.:
I think I saw Jim, minus the walker.... friendly old guy, but he wouldn't stop to say hello...
too bad really. we could have had a good talk while we waited for hours for the girls
 

DQ Guy

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Too bad.
I was gonna offer you a dilly bar
 

Dark_Knight

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Legends seems to be hit or miss lately. I was there a week and a half ago... Was introduced to a couple girls, Decided to stay with persia, then I was told that she had an appt in 15 minutes, so it would have to be a quickie... I said no thanks and left. The receptionist was REALLY wanting me to take a business card so I could call and come back in a couple hours. Sorry, there but I went looking elsewhere.
 

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Hey, it's not everyone who can bounce back from a three month stint of drugged servitude in a Turkish dockside brothel like you did.
It took months of treatments to get rid of all the tats I woke up with too! They are all gone though and I am back to my perfect self. Just ask MM. :)
 

Dark_Knight

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WTF can a person get done is 15 minutes? They must have been mistaking you for the Flash...
No kidding! and the way the receptionist said it she tried to make like there was more time. I can't remember the exact time... I think it was about 9:00. and the receptionist says, "oh she has an appointment at 9:15, so it would have to be a fast session." I was thinking, I am definetly not THAT fast when I looked at the time...
 

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No kidding! and the way the receptionist said it she tried to make like there was more time. I can't remember the exact time... I think it was about 9:00. and the receptionist says, "oh she has an appointment at 9:15, so it would have to be a fast session." I was thinking, I am definetly not THAT fast when I looked at the time...
Sounds like the plan is to tell the 9:15 that she is runnng behind, ready in 15. That or they are ot 100% sure 9:15 is going to show up or be on time.

Sounds like the other sps scheduled for 9am don't really want to work? Or at least in the morning lol Could be lots of missed opportunites, that clearly persia is taking advantage of.
 

Dark_Knight

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Eh. Could have been worse. The receptionist could have been a golfer & let you start your play, but have you sit on the sidelines for a while after the 9:15 arrives, letting him "play through, as it were... Or am I giving them too many ideas by posting this??
You are giving too many ideas... However I have decided for the time being that I am not going to go see persia... They tried to railroad me into a super short session, which I won't have any part in. The receptionist did say that she is a busy girl, so she can stay busy with other people as I will not be seeing her...
 

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Legends seems to be hit or miss lately. I was there a week and a half ago... Was introduced to a couple girls, Decided to stay with persia, then I was told that she had an appt in 15 minutes, so it would have to be a quickie... I said no thanks and left. The receptionist was REALLY wanting me to take a business card so I could call and come back in a couple hours. Sorry, there but I went looking elsewhere.
No kidding! and the way the receptionist said it she tried to make like there was more time. I can't remember the exact time... I think it was about 9:00. and the receptionist says, "oh she has an appointment at 9:15, so it would have to be a fast session." I was thinking, I am definetly not THAT fast when I looked at the time...

WTF can a person get done is 15 minutes? They must have been mistaking you for the Flash...
The Princess of Persia to the Dark and angry Knight, "Your 15 minutes are up buddy! Can't keep Robin waiting!"

"But I've just folded my damn cape!" he wails.

WTF Indeed???:confused:
 

HB40

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lets hope they pick it up a wee bit, I do like the place
Well in all fairness you haven't really been doing your regular morning run like you used to so it's not like the girls have much to look forward to going to work now. :rolleyes: :)

That was unfortunate though, I feel for ya buddy. :(
 

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Well in all fairness you haven't really been doing your regular morning run like you used to so it's not like the girls have much to look forward to going to work now. :rolleyes: :)

That was unfortunate though, I feel for ya buddy. :(
it happen to DQman every day. thees what he right in Janyouunderweary at platineeneeum house

Now now...
As stated, I was just asking if they were still open because the Schedule was empty
and when I stopped by early one day, the gals must have been late
because the doors were locked.
I was never mean or hurtful in my posting of this question. I was simply looking for an awnser
and I got it first from Haven, Thank you for that
but thank you Vienna for your response as well
I do understand that Holidays can be busy.. But that is why I posted the question.
I would like to stop in, but Its hard when I don't know whos on for what days.
Yes I can call as well, but the last two times I have there has been no awnser.
I do like what you have done with the place and I plan on stopping in in the new year.
Thanks again for your responses


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DQ Guy

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Hummm..
maybe I'm gonna have to switch up my Bribing tacticts.
 

DQ Guy

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I'm sure I can come on by again, and offer up all sorts of treats.
Legends is still one of the better places out there,
and Yes Lina you have very much peaked my intrest
 

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lol sry dq i was wearin no makeup today so u seen me at my worst.. buuuut if u liked wat u seen then u can only imagine the possibilities ;)
Holy shit did I read that right?! A woman was in public with NO WARPAINT on!!! Alert the presses I don't think I've ever heard of that. That means she really would be ready in 5 minutes.

Sorry Ms. but that's awesome. I really do like that look. It'd just hard to find a gal comfortable enough to not wear any makeup. Cause then I can have more fun in the shower. Mmmm a freshly showered gal... so hot
 
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