"The Big Lies People Tell In Online Dating" (more wonderful stuff from OKCupid blog)

[virginjohn]

"The Big Lies People Tell In Online Dating" (more wonderful stuff from OKCupid blog)

• I'm 6 feet tall. REALITY: People are two inches shorter in real life.
• I make $100,000 a year. REALITY: People are 20% poorer than they say they are.
• Here's a recent pic. REALITY: The more attractive the picture, the more likely it is to be out-of-date.
• I'm bisexual. REALITY: 80% of self-identified bisexuals are only interested in one gender.

For those who are interested in a more detailed version or want to know how they figured out these lies here is the actual blog post: http://blog.okcupid.com/index.php/2010/07/07/the-biggest-lies-in-online-dating/

 

[methodman]

methodman he on datee site an he say he is ladyees man who is beeg a cock like can of pepsi. when ladyees meet the methodman they like a him an they see he very beeg in testees. high five!

 

[uncleg]

methodman he on datee site an he say he is ladyees man who is beeg a cock like can of pepsi. when ladyees meet the methodman they like a him an they see he very beeg in testees. high five!

Meatheadman, having a cock like a pepsi can does not mean you stick a straw in the urinary meatus and then tell the girls to suck on it.

 

[methodman]

Meatheadman, having a cock like a pepsi can does not mean you stick a straw in the urinary meatus and then tell the girls to suck on it.

the laydess they say 2 word to me. gotta haveit

 

[*Sven*]

the laydess they say 2 word to me. gotta haveit

I think you mean "He's gotta haveit". The green discharge gives you away...

 

[Sucre]

[QUOTE="The Big Lies People Tell In Online Dating" (more wonderful stuff from OKCupid blog)
•I'm 6 feet tall. REALITY: People are two inches shorter in real life.
•I make $100,000 a year. REALITY: People are 20% poorer than they say they are...[/QUOTE]

Good blog but that’s from a dating site, and the agenda is different than this site.
My observation in craigslist is

That woman (so long as over 5’) exaggerate their height downward - (site confirms shorter woman get more hits (but less sex). I have seen a 6” spread in advertised 5’2” woman (between 4’11” and 5’5”).
And men as they are not soliciting long term partners earning a lot or with a lot of wealth exaggerate their income and wealth downward – as woman ask greater money from men they perceive as rich and they are trying to get laid/R&T etc. not get a gold-digger sugar babe bugging them.

 

[storm rider]

I think you mean "He's gotta haveit". The green discharge gives you away...

I give that burn an 8.5 out of 10

SR

 

[Unpossible]

the laydess they say 2 word to me. gotta haveit

What a coincedence. They tell me methodman has it and that I should stay away from wimmens methodman has had.

 

[virginjohn]

People lie on dating sites!!

I'm shocked!

We all know everyone lies but what I liked about this blog post was the specificity of the lies and the way they figured it all out.

 

[HB40]

Ok a bit of a rant here. It bothers me when there are very classy polite beautiful women out there that are bbw and they are referred to as FAT. I am petite and curvy I am not fat and far from no hard body either, I do have a wee bit of a tummy.
Maybe choose your words better.

Thanks cuteangie, next time a girl asks me if she looks fat in her pants I'll say no, you look curvy with a wee bit of a tummy.

 

[methodman]

I think you mean "He's gotta haveit". The green discharge gives you away...

Yes the ladies they love methodman. everydya different womans.

I get a syphyllis a 15 times. High five!

 

[oh3421]

Online, I usually lie about my hair - body hair that is... hehe

 

[island-guy]

I have a simple criteria to determine if a woman is just too circumference challenged to interest me or not.

Test #1:

If she stands up straight with a push-up bra on, and her tummy sticks out much further than her boobs, I'm not interested.

Test #2:

If she's standing there naked with her legs open and you can't see her pussy, I'm not interested.

 

[chilli]

Fat is fat.

BBW - Big Beached Whale.

I know you "ladies" don't like it, but most men are not chubby chasers.

 

[uncleg]

ohhhh? I just shave it off before going to a session or meeting a woman for a date. That's why women always say "I don't know what it is about you Al, but I always get a prickly feeling when I'm with you".

Before Shaving

After Shaving

I'm surprised Spermie hasn't shown up with his "unzips pants" schtick yet.

 

[HubbaHubba]

Fat is fat.

BBW - Big Beached Whale.

I know you "ladies" don't like it, but most men are not chubby chasers.

LAG would disagree with you on that one...he loves the "bigger ladies"
LAG's online fib goes like this......I'm 6'0", handsome with a positive outlook on life

 

[uncleg]

LAG would disagree with you on that one...he loves the "bigger ladies"


Ya, but for LAG they are all "bigger ladies."

 

[HubbaHubba]

LAG would disagree with you on that one...he loves the "bigger ladies"


Ya, but for LAG they are all "bigger ladies."

LOL...very valid point

 

[oh3421]

A while ago I thought so too, but lately, chicks have gone wild about my "chest carpet". Perhaps its the unusual thing, if everybody else is shaving. So I am thinking.. . I should shave again..hmmh..maybe tomorrow haha
BTW the guy in the second photo looks sexier - has much less body fat... women like that too

ohhhh? I just shave it off before going to a session or meeting a woman for a date. That's why women always say "I don't know what it is about you Al, but I always get a prickly feeling when I'm with you".

Before Shaving

After Shaving

 

[oh3421]

You girls love the cuddly guy... jeez I should gain all those pounds back that I recently lost LOL
Thanks to PERB, we pooners can get body images that are much more realistic than what's portrait in the media.... hairy is good, a few extra pounds ok.... I LOVE IT!!!

The hairy guy has a bit more hair then I would usually be attracted to but his body looks more real.
The other guy looks like he would be more in love with him self then any one else. I choose hairy guy.
At least if it's cold he could keep me warm