Birthday Treat

[jsquared]

Hey guys thanks very much for the suggestions and advise in the past and I would like some advise one more time. My birthday is on the weekend and I figure Id treat myself to a beautiful lady. Any Suggestions?

 

[Extreme April]

I offer $50 off of any service, including the special of the day.
And if given enough notice. I try to give a BD cake too
So if you dont mind older women. i give a wicked massage and more

love and laughs
April

 

[Dark_Knight]

His clothes might be clean
and his shoes? shiny black.
But his thoughts? They're less tidy,
of you on your back.

He'll be swaggering tall
as comes out of the shower
but he'll crawl out the door
in less than an hour.

Later that night
He'll tell us tall tales
of his amazing performance
and your gleeful wails.

This is NOT sperminator approved!

 

[zeineguy]

*shrugs* I'm poor, the only decent pair of dress shoes I own are black and have owned them for better than 15 years. I keep them buffed and oiled, but getting a crack in the leather now.

hmmm that is funny... you go see SP's but cant afford a new pair of shoes? tsk tsk.. always pay yourself first.. the dividends will be rewarding.

 

[wolverine]

always pay yourself first.. the dividends will be rewarding.

isn't he already doing that by pooning?