Jolynn @ EBC, A Wonderful Toca-Miracle!

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Bad Santa

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With a tip of the hat to Bobo and Wolvie, I've taken my turn with Jolynn. Thank you boys for steering me toward her. Now I can add to your chorus singing the praises of this gem!

This exquisitely beautiful petite asian lady is sooo sublime! I cannot label the delectable pleasures given to me by this bubbly asian angel as anything but a "Toca-Miracle." You cannot label it as a GFE or anything else, Jolynn is simply "Unique!"

There is not a part of my body she did not pleasure in the most delicious ways possible, from my scalp to my toes. She spent at least as much time after completion, proffering kindness upon kindness on every nerve and muscle of my body. She's not a clock watcher as we went over the hour.

There was no LFK or DFK or BBBJ so for those of you who strictly adhere to the "GFE" standards, you won't find them here. But what she offered in service went so far beyond the sterile, restricting term "GFE", as to render it meaningless!

She did what she did "safely" but she gave me so much more service than any SP has ever given me before and I've seen a few in my time!;) I will not go into details either here, or by PM, you'll have to find out for yourself. Dare to try something new and if you are a true connoisseur of pleasure, you will not be disappointed!

Her skills in the arts of pleasure are beyond amazing! Even in the shower afterwards, she continued to pleasure me, washing and massaging every part of me. Then she dryed me off, helped me get dressed, even tying my shoes for me. And after all this, she bowed to me several times when saying, "goodbye!"

What can I say, except that the kindness heaped on kindness by this exotic beauty is nothing but a "Toca-Miracle!"

Thank you, Jolynn!!!:cool:

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A & S Were off the scale beyond 10!!

P.S. Her english is actually better than she gives herself credit for, so she's a little shy about it at first. Once you break the ice with her though, she really does like to talk and is a little sweetheart!
 

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Bad Santa: you put the Jolynn experience in more eloquent words than what I was able to muster in my review.
claudwithnoe: our reviews are no longer deleted. So yes, we get it already, you hate Jolynn. Move on, man.
 

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GUYS ! just check back the post or thread claudwithnoe had done in the pass!~ then i guess everything is clear!~
 

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Will this thread get deleted too with a negative review of the taco?

I guess if u are a fan of attention that does not include much sex related except REALLY BAD FAKED SCREAMING AND SQUEALING THAT IS BEYOND ANYTHING REAL -real maybe if you consider asian porn to be quality reality viewing- and a whole lotta fluff to cover up the fact that she aint into the meat of the subject
then sure go fill her taco shell. Do you know what goes into a taco shell? GroundBeef
If your not ground round don't settle for a taco shell go find yourself an english muffin or a scottish pastie or a yorkshire pudding.
there are other oriental gals doing what she does already, and my adivce, save your $ for a meal looking to be filled with something better than ground beef
see through the added toppings and whats left? a taco shell
L-she is dam cute but with nothing to add for S&A why bother

wow!~ thanks for that !~ but toca not taco!~ if you have spelling or reading problem!~ you should go back to school for more better education..
 

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What can I say, except that the kindness heaped on kindness by this exotic beauty is nothing but a "Toca-Miracle!"
You said that already, but I guess when it's true then it's worth repeating. I am a connoisseur of pleasure, thanks for the review BS. :)
 

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You said that already, but I guess when it's true then it's worth repeating. I am a connoisseur of pleasure, thanks for the review BS. :)
Thanks for your astute observation HB. Kindness heaped on kindness was just my reserved way of saying OMG! OMG! OMFG!!! But Wolvie had already put it that way in his review much more eloquently than I could! Thanks Wolvie!;)
 

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Thanks Hb40 for pointing out that things that have been "said already" is a norm. wolverine you are going to try to convince me that you are somehow more entitled to your opinion here than I am? I don't hate the girl. Don't put that out on my behalf. I reviewed her session with ME based on my OPINION as you have done the same so who needs to move on? NO ONE. why? cause it's a review board ?
I see no problem with badsanta reposting his opinion over, do you? If not ,you are a hypocrite
Thanks for your opinion, Claude. I understand that different people can have very different experiences with the same girl. A lot depends on the "chemistry" between two people when we participate in such intimate acts. If you don't "click" right away with someone the session can go downhill quickly.

Added to this is the cultural differences and the initial communication problem with Jolynn because she doesn't speak perfect english and is a bit shy about it. I was lucky enough to "click" with her, but it was a bit awkward at first. You have to be patient with her and if you are she will certainly reward you for it.

Please also respect that I had a great session with her even though you didn't. I can only report on my experience.:)
 

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Will this thread get deleted too with a negative review of the taco?

I guess if u are a fan of attention that does not include much sex related except REALLY BAD FAKED SCREAMING AND SQUEALING THAT IS BEYOND ANYTHING REAL -real maybe if you consider asian porn to be quality reality viewing- and a whole lotta fluff to cover up the fact that she aint into the meat of the subject
then sure go fill her taco shell. Do you know what goes into a taco shell? GroundBeef
If your not ground round don't settle for a taco shell go find yourself an english muffin or a scottish pastie or a yorkshire pudding.
there are other oriental gals doing what she does already, and my adivce, save your $ for a meal looking to be filled with something better than ground beef
see through the added toppings and whats left? a taco shell
L-she is dam cute but with nothing to add for S&A why bother

if we really had an unhappy session!~ why don;t you just complain about me to the reception right the way!~
and choose the way chatter on the net about me!~
who the hell pro. hypocrite is ??
 

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i have heard the fake moaning and sceaming from next door. Knew it was fake!!!!! Kinda ruined the moment for me....but i stayed focused haha

I'm just wondering why toca-miralce would chime in and risk having a good review thread pulled????? I can understand a negitive review....

"Ground Beef" too Funny ...there's a good burn
 

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i have heard the fake moaning and sceaming from next door. Knew it was fake!!!!! Kinda ruined the moment for me....but i stayed focused haha

I'm just wondering why toca-miralce would chime in and risk having a good review thread pulled????? I can understand a negitive review....

"Ground Beef" too Funny ...there's a good burn

wow! how you know that was me in the room? any staff in EBC says that was me??? otherwise!! how you know that was me!!
 

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good review santa, makes me want to see her and im not really understanding why someone needs to come into a great review and not really say she wasnt his thing, but actually trash her like that, i have had bad sessions in my days but to rip on someone like that jsut seems wrong to me, there is alot classier ways of doing things .
 

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Ok I have to state that I have never had a session with her. I do remember reading claudwithnoe review before it was pulled. I don't really remember all the details otherthan it wasn't a positive review.

This is a review board were" we the member"s post reviews, good or bad. Now this is just my opinion on how things should really go. If I was just to have a.....not so great time I would write a review stating the facts. Maybe why it went bad. Was it my fault or something she or someone else did.

Now if you, the provider, did something that was totally wrong ie: tried to steal or called me a racist name then yes I would go to management and have things rectified!

To go to them over something as simple as we didn't click....? What could I expect them to do about it? Nothing is what they would do.

How did I know it was you in the room? When I was standing by the backdoor about to leave you came out of the room and went into the office. I asked the girl I was with who you were? This was awhile ago now. But there where lots of heavy breathing, ohhhhhh & ahhhhhhhs going on.....and it was definately fake. But whatever. If that works for you. Maybe you were requested to do that. As I said. Whatever. All I can say is this is what I heard.

Now I don't care what others think of me or my choice in ladies. Equally so I will never berate or judge you for your choice. To each their own, live and let live are two motto's I have lived by since I was young. Is this lady someone I would be interested in seeing? I don't think so. Is she someone others would want to see? Possibly just not my thing. Sorry.
 
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Shy Guy, you were standing by the back door hearing oohs and ahhs, not even in the room and you could tell they were fake?? What are you, a clairvoyant? What is this, reviews of SPs by ear only?? If there was any moaning and screaming coming from our room during our session together, it was only from me and it was definitely not fake. The pleasure was very real!

As for you Claude, you've now posted your little "review" in 2 good review threads of Jolynn yet you claim you have nothing against her. What's up with that? Are you going to post it in every good review that's ever done of her? You seem to have some kind of agenda here that's bordering on obsession!

I'm sorry Jolynn, that this thread has attracted all this unwarranted animosity. I found nothing "fake" in your attitude and as I stated in my review, your "service" was beyond a 10 level. The best I have ever received from any SP and there are many I have loved and admired!
 
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Shy Guy, you were standing by the back door hearing oohs and ahhs, not even in the room and you could tell they were fake?? What are you, a clairvoyant? What is this, reviews of SPs by ear only?? If there was any moaning and screaming coming from our room during our session together, it was only from me and it was definitely not fake. The pleasure was very real!


Ok Bad Santa let me write S L O W so you can follow along......this happened a while ago(as in not tonight but like a month or so ago).......I was in a session and there was someone else in the next room ..........there were very loud and obviously fake moans ie: ohhhs and ahhhs coming from the room beside me.........then after my session was over I was saying good bye to my lady by the back door. Jolyn then came out of her room (the one next to the one I was just in)and went into the office. I then asked who she was. I'm glad that You and others had fun with her. Good for you. Personally I don't like all the fake moaning so for this reason I wouldn't choose to stay with her. My choice, my loss.
 

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Shy Guy, you were standing by the back door hearing oohs and ahhs, not even in the room and you could tell they were fake?? What are you, a clairvoyant? What is this, reviews of SPs by ear only?? If there was any moaning and screaming coming from our room during our session together, it was only from me and it was definitely not fake. The pleasure was very real!


Ok Bad Santa let me write S L O W so you can follow along......this happened a while ago(as in not tonight but like a month or so ago).......I was in a session and there was someone else in the next room ..........there were very loud and obviously fake moans ie: ohhhs and ahhhs coming from the room beside me.........then after my session was over I was saying good bye to my lady by the back door. Jolyn then came out of her room (the one next to the one I was just in)and went into the office. I then asked who she was. I'm glad that You and others had fun with her. Good for you. Personally I don't like all the fake moaning so for this reason I wouldn't choose to stay with her. My choice, my loss.

so! you haven't answer my question clearly! is that any of the staff in EBC says that was me? and which girl was your lady?
thank you
 

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How much did you pay for your session? was it Industry standard 300 for sgfe? or 260 for fs? When I saw her i received good LFK and more DFK as things went along but I paid 300, Jolynn is amazing but if you pay Industry Standard rates you should get the proper trimmings.
Once again no excuse for poor sessions but I and the other more reputable reviewers have shown she is an amazing provider.
 

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Ok Bad Santa let me write S L O W so you can follow along......this happened a while ago(as in not tonight but like a month or so ago).......I was in a session and there was someone else in the next room ..........there were very loud and obviously fake moans ie: ohhhs and ahhhs coming from the room beside me.........then after my session was over I was saying good bye to my lady by the back door. Jolyn then came out of her room (the one next to the one I was just in)and went into the office. I then asked who she was. I'm glad that You and others had fun with her. Good for you. Personally I don't like all the fake moaning so for this reason I wouldn't choose to stay with her. My choice, my loss.
I still don't get why you would post about some "supposed" moans you heard from a room next door months ago and after all this time you are so certain they were fake??:confused:

I'm sure Bad Santa thrust every moan from Jolynn's throat. ;)
There is the very real possibility that it was Bad Santa that others heard screaming ...
Personal preference: sexy little things whispered into my ear along with a little earlobe nibble
Never been with a moaner and screamer but we have heard screams coming from the room next door; OMG
maybe it was Bad Santa. :cool:
You are too cute, BTBF! I'd bet the bunny's gotten a few "sound effects" out of you before!:rolleyes:

How much did you pay for your session? was it Industry standard 300 for sgfe? or 260 for fs? When I saw her i received good LFK and more DFK as things went along but I paid 300, Jolynn is amazing but if you pay Industry Standard rates you should get the proper trimmings.
Once again no excuse for poor sessions but I and the other more reputable reviewers have shown she is an amazing provider.
As I said in my review, communication was a little awkward at first so she may have understood I wanted FS. I paid at the end of my session and after the amazing overall service I got, I happily paid her $$$. But if you got DFK with Jolynn, I'll certainly make sure I get my share of those sweet kisses next time I see her! Thanks Bobo.;)
 

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Apparently she is a little shy about initiating DFK if a guy does not ask for it she may not do it, I asked before the session so I got it. Still though I believe in Industry standard prices for industry standard services.
As for the people trashing her and doing so in a classless way, your opinion is worth less than mine because I'm Bobo The Fucking Rabbit and your some nub with a name I have to keep checking any time I want to reference you, but your so worthless that I wont even scroll up and read your name, but you know who you are, I just don't as your not even worth my pushing a mouse wheel up.

Right now you are on the border line of trolling her reviews as you have now trashed her in two different positive reviews posted by more reputable reviewers, you are welcome to post your review as it relates to your experience with a girl, but when you go into other reviewers (real reviewers too) threads and trash a girl, you are trolling.
Keep trolling her review threads and lets see how long you last here.
 
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OK, that's about enough for this review thread.
One of these days, the mods are going to get fed-up with the Edmonton members who bash each other and each other's reviews.
Those who cannot lead by example, will be made one.
 
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