TOFTT - Eva @ Deja Vu

[burnman]

After reading a very positive review posted by jdtipper, I thought I would swing down to Deja Vu and visit this awesome sounding SP. I have not been to Deja Vu in quite a while and it's still very clean and nicely decorated. It's nice to see that they've put some larger massage tables in the rooms.

Eva is a very pretty girl but far from the "goddess" description in the previous review. I could not help but think I've met Miley Cyrus' twin sister with long dark brown hair and an great smile. Eva's greeting and escort to the room was very nice and I thought I was on my way to a great session.

Eva gave a nice massage but gave me the cold oil on the back treatment (which I hate). Now that I saw her naked, it was disappointing to see that someone had graffitied her back with a couple of vertical sentences. I'm sure they have meaning to her but I thought they were neither attractive or artistic. Unfortunately, the massage did not last very long until she ordered the flip. Once I flipped, the starting working on the LG right away without any teasing or anything else. By now, I established that Eva is a Non-GFE provider and I subsequently found out that she is also Non-BJ provider when she applied a cover and immediately jumped on top of me. A few position were performed but the fake Uhhs and Ahhs (enough to fill a porn movie) were distracting. Within 30 Sec of me finishing, the shower was started and she excused herself from the room. She did return to escort me to the door (Thanks). Car to Car time was a very disappointing 35 minutes.

My ratings:

L - 7.5, a very pretty girls.
A - 5, Distant and definitely there for the $$$.
S - 5, Non-GFE, Non-BJ, Short time etc, etc, etc.
Price Paid: $$.6
Repeat: Do I have to say.......

It's good to have a bad one once and a while to make you more appreciate the good ones. Happy Pooning

 

[Dark_Knight]

It sucks when good pooning goes bad!

 

[seradex64]

Car to Car time was only 35 Minutes?

That sucks.

When you buy an hour you should get an hour hour. Even if you cum quick, you should still get an hour of her time. Even if it is just talking about China and the Price of Rice.

 

[jdtipper]

Sorry to hear that burnman. That is so different than my time with her. And the 'goddess' was taken from my eyes and she is Greek, so things kind of fit when I wrote it all out. It seems she has turned YMMV unfortunately quickly, given she has only been doing this for i think 4 weeks now. I might have to take a cruise over that way to see if I get a repeat of my last time with her.

Sorry to have gotten ur hopes up, and good luck in your adventures

 

[Bad Santa]

Thanks for the review Burnman!

Shows that as always, YMMV!

The no BJ so called "GFE" happened to me with Ivy at Revive last week (see my review).

WTF?? I hope this isn't a new trend!

 

[Bobo The Rabbit]

YMMV is not an excuse for lousy service, it applied back in the day when we all paid 180 for an hour FS and some girls would offer digits, kissing, DATY, BBBJ on top of FS with out a price increase, that is the proper usage of YMMV. Mileage referring to how far you get with the girl, the extras being considered getting further than what one paid for.
YMMV has not been applicable for the last 3 years now as Industry Standards have been set. So unless a girl charges FS rates and delivers sGFE or GFE service at that IS FS rate, dont say YMMV.

 

[Bad Santa]

YMMV is not an excuse for lousy service, it applied back in the day when we all paid 180 for an hour FS and some girls would offer digits, kissing, DATY, BBBJ on top of FS with out a price increase, that is the proper usage of YMMV. Mileage referring to how far you get with the girl, the extras being considered getting further than what one paid for.
YMMV has not been applicable for the last 3 years now as Industry Standards have been set. So unless a girl charges FS rates and delivers sGFE or GFE service at that IS FS rate, dont say YMMV.

Well sorry Mr. Bobo! Don't get your cottontail all in a lather!

I actually meant to say, it's fun to be at the YMCA!

There, happy now??

 

[jdtipper]

Well i guess i was right in saying YMMW. Because i did pay FS price and got normal FS service including BJ. Didnt ask about sGFE, but i got a some sGFE perks. But im still new to this hobby so thanks for clarifying that Mr. Bobo

 

[Mr.Boggo]

YMMV is stupid. Unless your a dirty smelly piece of shit, once you pay your money, you should get the same service as the next dude who pays the same amount.

 

[Mick Shagher]

YMMV is not an excuse for lousy service, it applied back in the day when we all paid 180 for an hour FS and some girls would offer digits, kissing, DATY, BBBJ on top of FS with out a price increase, that is the proper usage of YMMV. Mileage referring to how far you get with the girl, the extras being considered getting further than what one paid for.

Excellent point. YMMV does not mean weather or not you will get the service you paid for, depending on weather the SP is in a good mood or not.

Chances are if you are a regular client of an SP, you will get more extras than Joe Blow off the street. And that's the way it should be. This is one case of YMMV.

Also, it's a fact that sometimes young hunky guys will get more from an SP who is strongly attracted to them. Sad, but true. Another example of YMMV.