Advice for new pooner?

[franklam]

New to the hobby!

Fell victim to a bad b&s in a diff city before I found perb. Thanks to all your reviews, now going to schedule a good weekend with several well reviewed SP's while visiting Vancouver... All indy girls with private condos, B&S at micros scare me.

Will post reviews after.

Any advice for a newbie before I plunge into the weekend?

Thanks

 

[whatisthis]

beware of craiglist sp's some just rip u off nd cheat on u

 

[athaire]

Be ready to walk if there seems to be anything amiss when you first arrive. Make sure you have her count the money in front of you so you both can feel good about the exchange. Shower/shave before going there. Be on time. MAKE SURE YOU REVIEW and give back to the board. Have fun......

 

[johnperb]

Be ruthless, if that woman tries to rip you off or pull some bs, get your money back and leave.

Remember, ask her, tell her, make her

 

[uncleg]

Ignore any advice from ITB and LAG, they will lead you astray.

 

[Krustee]

beware of craiglist sp's some just rip u off nd cheat on u

Yeah - they cheat on you by seeing other clients when you aren't around!!

Be ready to walk if there seems to be anything amiss when you first arrive. Make sure you have her count the money in front of you so you both can feel good about the exchange. Shower/shave before going there. Be on time. MAKE SURE YOU REVIEW and give back to the board. Have fun......

Forget the above advice.

Here's what you do:

1. Walk in the door.
2. hand her your wallet & let her take as much as she wants.
3. ask nicely if you look as good as she expected you to look.
4. if she says "no" politely turn around, walk out the door & drive your sorry ass home.
5. if she says 'yes' ask her if she would be willing to still have sex with you
6. if she says 'yes' do whatever she tells you to do for however long - and then leave
7. if she says "no" politely turn around, walk out the door & drive your sorry ass home.

It's really quite simple & if you follow the above protocol you will never have to write a bad review!

Be ruthless, if that woman tries to rip you off or pull some bs, get your money back and leave.

Remember, ask her, tell her, make her

You've been watching Conan again haven't you?

Ignore any advice from ITB and LAG, they will lead you astray.

You left out HubbHubba?

 

[Krustee]

And your one of the clients

Truth be told - I have met one CL gal & it was a decent experience.

I've chatted with several & found them to be everthing from nice to totally fucked in the head.

It's a wonderful word we live in!!!