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williewheeler said:
An Excellent Rescource - must read!
Since I agree its a good read and it only had 150 views I`m giving you a shameless bump.


And my rather verbose reply to a similar thread


visiting said:
I had a problem in one of the US airports
In the past two weeks I`ve gone through security in 9 US airports and aside from a renewed loathing for my fellow travelers there hasn`t been any question of the GPS or other electronic shit I haul around. Twice I`ve been selected for additional screening (both at airports with the new puffer machines which was kind of cool) and all they did was swab the nuvi along with my PC, blackberry, etc.

visiting said:
I am still playing with this new 2820, it`s like having a new girlfriend, she has all these new features
IMO MUCH better then a new GF. When you`re done playing with the 2820 you can turn it off, when there’s a newer model you can sell the old one on eBay :)

visiting said:
this is a tremendous work tool
Thats funny, I used a similar reason on my expenses


sexxxygirl said:
Hockey and Snow
I could honestly give a rats ass about the hockey but I am happy about the snow. While I realize it’s not going to last Calgary is expecting 3cm of snow tonight :)


Eyelash said:
My Pet Peeve of the law/government
Fuck the gov`t and the horse they rode in on. Let anarchy rule!


Victoria Rose said:
Steve Irwin
Joe Rogan IMO provides the best summary of pre & post-mortem events


biancataylor said:
Why the hell would anyone be looking for this??
For the same reason someone will probably offer the service. They either are willing to pay/charge for the service, are for some reason turned on by the risk or simply don`t care about their long term health. For every product to be sold there`s someone out there to buy it regardless of how expensive, foolish or down right stupid. If you disagree with that logic then please explain to me the pocket fisherman, hair in a can or anything sold by Ron Popeil.


insert SP`s name here said:
It seems that I will be moving in a different direction in life.....goodbye.....its been fun....etc., etc., etc.
Since there seems to be rash of SP retirements since I`ve been away I`ll provide a single generic reply. If I fucked ya and had fun sorry to see you go, if I didn`t have fun then stay retired.


Randy Whorewald said:
I`m sure she`s at least 19.
Alexis Dziena was born in 1984 meaning she was at least 21 when you saw her AMAZING and DELICIOUS little boobies so no need to feel like a bad man. I`ll admit that the first time I watched broken flowers I rewound that particular scene a few times and then promptly went to look for naked pics of her on the web.


Eyelash said:
But I want to hear from your experiences why you got divorced.
Save yourself the middle man and don`t get married in the first place


mmmegan69 said:
I don`t usually vent
Neither do I :D


Dakota Wood said:
What is with all the malls and stores installing family parking spots right beside the handicap parking. I understand the theory behind it, pregnant or new mom is encumbered, let`s not make her walk too far. However, if we are going to mollycoddle special interest groups, how about `on the rag` parking for women like me who get lower back pain and brutal cramps once a month.
I agree with your bitching and also understand the logic behind the concept. I also take issue with this bullshit about singling people out to be "more equal" then the next. If you get your "on the rag" parking spot then I want one for being "a grumpy prick who hasn`t been laid for a while" spot.


bill555 said:
can i avoid it?
As a preamble our current jury system is fucked up. In any major trial they`re somehow supposed to find a group of 12 reasonable men and women who haven`t heard of the case and therefore couldn`t be biased by was reported by the media. In this age of information why would you want to trust your fate in a group of shut-ins who are too poor to afford a news paper, radio, TV or computer? Personally, I think the jury system should be offered as a pay per view service. Your trial is broadcast every night between 8:00 to 10:00pm and at the end the viewers/jurors are allowed to place their vote to either set you free or are off to the gallows.

Until that utopia arrives any reasonable excuse (out of town on business, have an obligation you can`t get out of, etc.) on why you can`t attend the jury selection should be enough to get you off the hook for that particular session. You`re name will be thrown back into the hat and at some point will get pulled again. Don`t show up and try to be funny or extreme in your views since the judiciary and courts have close to zero humor.


looking4alady said:
She then proceeded to our coffee room, where she told coworkers where I had been the night before
She deserves a kick in the cunt! :mad: And before someone bitches and moans about me using the "c" word piss off. A woman has a vagina, pussy or a kitty.....a cold, ignorant shrew like this has a cunt.

Don`t know how I would have handled it in the lunch room since it would be extremely awkward but I do agree with DDawGG that at some point down the road would make her life a living hell. CUNT!!!!! there, I`ve got it out of my system.


DJLAW said:
Prison Break
Fortunate I managed to catch both episodes while on the road and I`m still impressed with the program. Will be going to future shop or best buy this weekend and picking up season 1


LittleAsianGuy said:
A friend of mines keeps her shitsu in a cage during nights and locks her dog in a small washroom unattended in the mornings with a tiny bit of water & food.
For the same reason previously cited she also gets a kick in the cunt.


changeinlife said:
heres the scoop
Cross the border with impunity. If they wanted to keep people out for speeding tickets and the like their theme parks and tourist traps would all be empty.


Cock Throppled said:
I am finally starting to feel better
Good to hear and I`m making a mental not to keep my tongue away from poopers lest I be stuck with same affliction. Sounds nasty!


Oldfart said:
I`ll be going to Calcutta
Why?


niteowl said:
Anyone going to Reno?
Again, why? Unlike Calcutta I`ve been to Reno and the best way I`d describe it is Vegas without the "class". It was a collection of dusty old casinos filled with dusty old gamblers.


chhaapp said:
craigslist hoax and publicizing
I`ve been following this since it made the news (actually has been getting a fair bit of exposure in the states) and I`m amazed that Jason Fortuny (the dirtbag who pulled this stunt) hasn`t been off`d by one of the guys exposed. If you`re interested in knowing a bit more about someone who`s deranged enough to do this check here. Will be interesting to see how this plays out and it it makes it to the courts.

Can also find a video of one of the guys "exposed" here


Eyelash said:
When the question of how many sex partners first comes up, do you ever get mixed up?
I keep two sets of books


DDawGG said:
Personally, I hate this show with a passion.
Howie`s made it onto my "people who need to be culled" list


LonelyGhost said:
too bad ... it had some interesting stuff on it
I missed the thread but with a title like "Why should rape not be punishable by death?" I probably know how I would have replied. Light up ol’ sparky and fry the degenerate fucks!


Quarter Mile`r said:
What every Woman wants.
the rock (aka diamond) or the cock


hornyitalian06 said:
Terrible Situation at Dawson College in Montreal
Pretty fucking tragic.

hornyitalian06 said:
How could this happen? I guy enters the college and he starts shooting randomly.
While also sad I can sort of understand when someone loses it at work or their own school and starts to take people out the randomness of this is just beyond anything I can rationalize. Here`s this asshole Gill who for what ever reason is bent out of shape with world an authority so he goes to a college campus to kill other kids. What the fuck??? I could understand if he went to a police station or military base but I guess all this coward was capable of was going after unarmed and unsuspecting kids.


Mona_Ramone said:
Beware the Buttplug!
"Greenpeace issues toxic sex toy warning".....well fuck me, I guess all the whales, seals and mink must all be doing just fine if that sanctimonious group wankers are worried about the "crystal jelly double dong"


souljacker said:
How many different SPs have you been with?
I`d put my number ~500....hence my keeping two sets of books


Marvin said:
I miss them on PERB.
Some I miss....Megan (gawd that chick could suck cock) and her violated bunghole, VL (never did get to do the deed but still found her sexy and sweet as hell) and her tête-à-têtes with Sonny Burnet (speaking of which, fuck you! :) ), Saffire`s (who can jerk a penis like nobody`s business) sweet but at times perverted humor to name a few

Others....like xxxxxx, yyyyyy & zzzzzz.....and their perpetual bullshit and tails of woe is me, not so much


Marvin said:
Where the hell did he go?
Since you asked.....SEA, SFO, LAX, DFW, BNA, MSP, JFK, BOS and PHX.....to the good folks at United, thank you....to the bastards at Northwest, god willing I`ll never again set foot on your piece of rotten rat shit lice infested airline

luv-em-n-lv-em said:
Maybe he went on a search for Fred Zed
Fabienne: Whose motorcycle is this?
Butch: It`s a chopper, baby.
Fabienne: Whose chopper is this?
Butch: It`s Zed`s.
Fabienne: Who`s Zed?
Butch: Zed`s dead, baby. Zed`s dead.


lenharper said:
working a hot air balloon festival?
never been in one actually.....although I did just refer someone to my remax shyster so I guess I`ve "earned" a trip

hitrack said:
probably lost in Home Depot somewheres
christ almighty....I haven`t been in a HD for almost a month....I`m having serious withdrawals and need to go tomorrow.....I`m already looking forward to the paint aisle

Marvin said:
Fuck, I just noticed at the bottom that it is his 18th birthday today!
For an 18yr old I feel pretty fucking old :eek:

metoo113 said:
It`s September in Alberta and he`s stuck in a snow bank somewhere.
See my previous reply, unlike you pansy assed Vancouverites I like snow

HeMadeMeDoIt said:
My apologies to Gravitas and everyone else if I am mistaken.
Nope, wasn`t me but thanks


JustAGuy said:
Heartless as this may sound, the day I pony up money to an indigent porn star who didn`t have the good sense to invest some of her earnings..................
ditto and

williewheeler said:
yup, shit happens!
ditto!


schizo_man said:
Dog the Bounty Hunter arrested
and one more ditto....tough shit you mullet headed goofball


Marvin said:
Ever have one of those days when out of the blue.....
Today would have been perfect for a body shampoo from Jennifer.....all wet, warm and bubbly
 

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You are the man

Well Grav, you have made my day. I couldn't have pulled off a post like this. Great job.

G.A.
 

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Dang!! You aint burried in horse manuer after all!!
 

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I was beginning to think I hadn't said anything worthy of your comment during the time you were away but I got quoted near the end of your post and I felt better. And for once in my life I'm actually not being a smartass (though why a cranky old fucker like me should give a shit what a cranky younger fucker like you thinks is quite beyond me).

You join a long list of people who have nothing but bad things to say about Northwest Airlines. I've got enough frequent flier points with Continental's program to fly to Costa Rica but in order to do that, I'd have to fly their partner Northwest from Winnipeg to the Twin Cities and then to Houston. Much as I love Costa Rica, the mere thought of flying with those Northwest dipshits is keeping from redeeming the points and taking the trip. :(
 

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Welcome back.
Northwest and Alaska airlines are on my do not fly list.
Scare Canada is getting pretty close too.
 

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gravitas said:
the rock (aka diamond) or the cock
I see I was worth your humble mention, thank you oh exalted traveler! :D

What every woman wants?
I wonder if you meant........the rock first then she'll take the cock?

But you could be right, take the cock first then she'll definately want
the rock !:D

Welcome back brother camper, I see you've been busy.

...........QM'r
 
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