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@the Meat Market!!!lol
on my way home last night from being out with my friends i went to Tim Hortons on Alberni and grabbed a hot chocolate and proceeded to travel towards my house. i was walking down the lane way behind Shennanigans Pub and this big ol gold convertible cadillac starts towards me from the other end of the lane.
as the car draws closer i can see it slowing down and i though" oh yeah, some one needs directions"

the car pulled up and there was a nice looking younger italian guy driving.

he says"excuse me miss"
and i reply "yes?"
he says" i saw you in tim hortons and i couldn't help myself i had to tell you i think you are really beautiful but you look a little sad."
i said" thank you! i'm not sad i'm just a little drunk!"
he offered me a ride and i accepted... i was feeling a little naughty!
i only live a couple of blocks from there and so i thought what the hell!
i asked him if he would like to come up for 420 and he says sure!
we parked the car and went up to my place.
i rolled and we fired it up and i said,"wait here just a minute"
i went into my room and quickly stripped and put on a leather corsette and my thigh high boots. i went back out to the living room and said to him,
" i lost my panties"the look on his face was priceless, joy- confusion- lust
we went for it right there on the floor several times and i just have to say,
it made me feel really good to do something random and nasty like that.
sex just for the sake of sex!!!:eek:
i'm such a slut sometimes!!!

anyone else have a random sex act story?
susieXXXO
 
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Wow i think im gonna be looking for a girl ordering hot chocolate and a bit drunk on Alberni more often!

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@the Meat Market!!!lol
you can just imagine him trying to tell his buddies what happened today at work!they'd all be like "ya, right! sure you did!" usually i would give a guy a copy of a naughty movie i was in so they have something to show, know what i mean?but i forgot, damn it!LOL it's been a while since i did anything like this!!

some one has to do it though!keep the urban random sex acts legends alive!!the girl who does it in the bathroom at the bar, the girl giving a hand job under the table at a 5 star restaurant, the girl who like to give you head while you drive!NAUGHTY!!XXXO
 
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convertible CADILLAC didnt i say chicks will drop everything just for the car. need i say more. proof right here!
 
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I'm not going to lie. It crushes my soul a little whenever I hear a story like that, even if it's not entirely true. I'm sure they have their own problems, but I've always envied those guys who reap the benefits of this alleged female promiscuity... how the one thing I want more than anything yet can't have is thrown into their laps just like that.
 
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@the Meat Market!!!lol
i swear to you, it is a true story!i get a little naughty when i've had a few! i've done crazier things than that!!!it's just fun to be naughty for the sake of naughty sometimes!i don't always get exactly what i want but i always feel like i've given something beautiful...

it's fun to be the bad girl and do the things you only hear of in skin mag stories,
it's a kind of window into the secret lives and desire of men. i guess that's why i love my job too

i would have thought more people would have had stories but clearly there aren't many women who do this kind of thing. it is a dangerous new world i guess. too bad a few bad guys had to wreck it for everyone!

oh well, i promise to continue to engage in random gratuitous sexual exploits as long as i am able!!!!:eek:
cheers guys
 
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Let's get thread back on track

As the handle suggests I do a lot of travelling and have enjoyed many encounters.

One along these lines happened to my flying back from the UK. I had this hot asain MILF sitting behind me. When she got on I helped her put her bags in the overhead bin, she was short and I am very tall. I got a nice thank you and stroke of the arm, she was in a mini and high heels.

Anyway, they finish serving what passed as a meal and dim the lights. The lady behind me taps me on the shoulder and asks if I mind if she puts her chair back and streches out. Nope, not at all, another smile and pat.

Well she stretches out and put her stoking feet on my arm rests and digs them into my arm. I think nothing of it so I just move a little (I have stretched too and have a blanket). Well she goes looking and digs them into me again. So I stay still and she starts rubbing me with them. I take one of my hands and give her a great foot massage, she is loving it. After about 10 15 mins of foot massage, she puts her chair down and goes to the bathroom,
she gives me this look as she walks by. So up I hope and go there as well. They are occupied, she is obviously in one. After a few minutes she sticks her head out, sees no one is around grabs me to come in.

She proceeds to give me a very good BBBJCIM. That's the third best flight I have ever had.

No one would believe my best.
 
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worldtraveller6 said:
As the handle suggests I do a lot of travelling and have enjoyed many encounters.

One along these lines happened to my flying back from the UK. I had this hot asain MILF sitting behind me. When she got on I helped her put her bags in the overhead bin, she was short and I am very tall. I got a nice thank you and stroke of the arm, she was in a mini and high heels.

Anyway, they finish serving what passed as a meal and dim the lights. The lady behind me taps me on the shoulder and asks if I mind if she puts her chair back and streches out. Nope, not at all, another smile and pat.

Well she stretches out and put her stoking feet on my arm rests and digs them into my arm. I think nothing of it so I just move a little (I have stretched too and have a blanket). Well she goes looking and digs them into me again. So I stay still and she starts rubbing me with them. I take one of my hands and give her a great foot massage, she is loving it. After about 10 15 mins of foot massage, she puts her chair down and goes to the bathroom,
she gives me this look as she walks by. So up I hope and go there as well. They are occupied, she is obviously in one. After a few minutes she sticks her head out, sees no one is around grabs me to come in.

She proceeds to give me a very good BBBJCIM. That's the third best flight I have ever had.

No one would believe my best.
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I had some of the anonymous airline fun on the way back from Vegas. Total doll who just broke up with her b/f sitting beside me. Put a blanket over us and snuggled up to me. 5 mins later she has my pants undone and is stroking me. When I'm about to cum, she does a quick duck under to swallow. Cuddled up to me and we fell asleep. Turns out her b/f was about 6 rows ahead of us and totally pissed we were cuddling!
 
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Can't make you a believer...

I hardly believe it sometimes...but it is true.

I was flying to China (business class, so good stewardess to passenger ratio) and there were a couple of hot MILF.

Well I get to chatting with one, her husband just left her, she is all upset and there is another stewardess saying she needs a guy to get over this one. The upset one is saying what guy would ever want her she is 45. I of course lend my support...you are very attractive...what guy wouldn't...I would love to have someone like you... this goes on for about 6 hours (it is a 12 hour flight and the stewardess work in two crews, six hours each).

So the end of her shift is coming up and her friend comes up to me and says do you really think she is attractive. I say yes. She says would you do me a favour and come into the sleeping area and prove it to her that she is desirable. I am like hell yes.

So they do the shift change and the attendant brings me into the sleeping area, there are 6 of them and all 5 know what is going on and Ms. Divorced is about to find out. She says what are you doing her and I say I came to give you a good night kiss and tuck you in. We kissed, and kissed and kissed. This turned into 5 stewardess watching me make out with her, strip her naked and go down on her. We then get into some great doggie and finish in a pile of exhaustion.

I turn around to leave and two of the five are playing with themselves as they watched the show, the friend included. As I go to leave, the friend says you owe me for setting you up and I know how I want you to repay me. Well I ended up going down on her and she came a few times, I wanted to fuck her but she wouldn't let. Then the other one that was playing with herself asks me if she gets a turn. I oblige. She also wouldn't let me fuck her.

So as I finish the third one, the original one, Pam, says I can't believe you are hard and want to go ahead. She proceeds to straddle me cowboy and ride me to completion.

The wildest time I have ever had in a plane.
 
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Must have been your after shave, that Aqua Velva paid off big time!!!
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You think I'm wasting that shit on an airplane??? Must be nice to be made of money like you!
 
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worldtraveller6 said:
I hardly believe it sometimes...but it is true.

I was flying to China (business class, so good stewardess to passenger ratio) and there were a couple of hot MILF.

Well I get to chatting with one, her husband just left her, she is all upset and there is another stewardess saying she needs a guy to get over this one. The upset one is saying what guy would ever want her she is 45. I of course lend my support...you are very attractive...what guy wouldn't...I would love to have someone like you... this goes on for about 6 hours (it is a 12 hour flight and the stewardess work in two crews, six hours each).

So the end of her shift is coming up and her friend comes up to me and says do you really think she is attractive. I say yes. She says would you do me a favour and come into the sleeping area and prove it to her that she is desirable. I am like hell yes.

So they do the shift change and the attendant brings me into the sleeping area, there are 6 of them and all 5 know what is going on and Ms. Divorced is about to find out. She says what are you doing her and I say I came to give you a good night kiss and tuck you in. We kissed, and kissed and kissed. This turned into 5 stewardess watching me make out with her, strip her naked and go down on her. We then get into some great doggie and finish in a pile of exhaustion.

I turn around to leave and two of the five are playing with themselves as they watched the show, the friend included. As I go to leave, the friend says you owe me for setting you up and I know how I want you to repay me. Well I ended up going down on her and she came a few times, I wanted to fuck her but she wouldn't let. Then the other one that was playing with herself asks me if she gets a turn. I oblige. She also wouldn't let me fuck her.

So as I finish the third one, the original one, Pam, says I can't believe you are hard and want to go ahead. She proceeds to straddle me cowboy and ride me to completion.

The wildest time I have ever had in a plane.
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What a story! How long ago did this happen? Were condoms used during the encounter? (note to self: remember to bring condoms on board). Can you divulge the name of the airline? lol. Thanks for sharing.

When you have time, could you please also share your 2nd best ever flight? (a trilogy, no less :)
 
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On long range planes like the 777-300ER and the Airbus A340 - they have either 8 bunk or 6 bunk overhead crew area above the rest of the passengers. Guess this is the champagne room (lol).

The pilots have their own rest area (VIP room).
 
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What a story! How long ago did this happen? Were condoms used during the encounter? (note to self: remember to bring condoms on board). Can you divulge the name of the airline? lol. Thanks for sharing.

When you have time, could you please also share your 2nd best ever flight? (a trilogy, no less :)
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Air Canada and it happened just over a year ago.
 
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My second best flight

As requested, my second best flight involved some fun out of the UK. I met two very nice girls (one a stripper from one of the more risque Niagara Falls clubs and her girl friend, none pro).

I got to chatting with them in the waiting area and the flight was delayed. I offered that we should go up to the lounge and wait in comfort. So we go up and have a couple of drinks while we wait out the 3 hour delay. We had a good time, close talking, bumping into each other while chatting, etc...

So when the movie starts and the lights are dimmed I go back to find them. They are in the last row middle which they have to themselves. I sit down and the stripper asks her friend to move so she can lay down, which she does with her head on my lap and a blanket covering her. We get into some heavy petting, stroking, fingering the pussy and her friend is watching and can tell what is going on. The stripper then after a lot of stroking disappears to finish me off with a good BBBJCIM.

Her friend is in a bit of shock and after a while we are all sitting together and she says to the stripper did you really and she says yes. The stripper heads to the bathroom and when she comes back her friend is laying down, head on my lap and blanket covering her. She gave a much better BBBJCIM.
 
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