$40 F/S Girl in South End

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anyone seen her?

So you dig this chick up and you wont even take one for the team for $40?
How do we know this isnt your ex gf you're trying to get back at?

She also offers a BBBJ for $20.

Nice person fantastic bbbj and a crackhead more like a 34A though

20 bucks for a bbbj from a rakishly thin crack addict? SIGN ME UP!!!

I've always sorta thought my dick would look better with some open sores on it, but never knew how I could do that. Now I do!!

If she'll suck off a random dude for a 20, what else'll she do for a hit and what else'll do as a hit?

I pass.

Babar said:

20 bucks for a bbbj from a rakishly thin crack addict? SIGN ME UP!!!

I've always sorta thought my dick would look better with some open sores on it, but never knew how I could do that. Now I do!!

If she'll suck off a random dude for a 20, what else'll she do for a hit and what else'll do as a hit?

I pass.

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Come on Babar ... you looking to live into old age or something???

Tom

if she lives on Pembina Hwy

If she is on the end of Pembina Highway

STAY AWAY

She looks ok but it soooooooo f *&^(*&^()*&^ed up mentally

STAY AWAY

Yup thats her. I haven't seen her in over a year so I can't judge her current mental state but since she's a crackhead sounds about right

tom25 said:

Come on Babar ... you looking to live into old age or something???

Tom

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I just want my trunk to live as long as I do if y'know what I mean...

therealrex said:

Nice person fantastic bbbj and a crackhead more like a 34A though

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You have to respect and give Rex credit for his honesty.

Sorry~~I have been evaluating "Shyguy Algebra" and "SHORTie" comments and .....!!!!I really do not want to say anything I do not mean...but looking as a onlooker..Do these people have jobs and have they graduated from highschool because it's seems that "shortie graduated when he was 28 so I am The threads $40.00 from a CR--- H.... is not something that would appeal to me as a customer.Please correct me if I am wrong ..I am probably wasting my time reading this post but I do have a lot of questions to these men

Babar said:

I just want my trunk to live as long as I do if y'know what I mean...

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I know exactly what you mean ... I have the same ambition in life!

Chantal said:

Sorry~~I have been evaluating "Shyguy Algebra" and "SHORTie" comments and .....!!!!I really do not want to say anything I do not mean...but looking as a onlooker..Do these people have jobs and have they graduated from highschool because it's seems that "shortie graduated when he was 28 so I am

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This post does not not make any sense to me what so ever. Number one, no one even mentioned anything about anyone being 28 in that entire thread. Second, it is very, very simple math. Take Shortie's date of birth, back track to when he was in high school, which he claims you were here at that time, and minus that difference from today's standpoint in time, lol. It's not rocket science you're dealing with here. Third, to question whether or not we have jobs and have graduated from high school, I have no idea where that is even coming from. Nice way to throw insults when we both complemented you as we thought you were a "smokin' hot" (my remark) and "incredibly HOT" (Shortie's remark) lady, but have yourself a good evening anyways, Chantal.

(I do appreciate though your insights and comments you make on the board, so don't think I'm upset if you happen to get that idea).

Come on do the math "WISE MAN"

Its amazing how many men don`t seem to know the basic rules of dealing with women:

1) never try to figure out their age ... ithis should only be done with the guys at a bar. Never do it within ear shot of the lady in question

2) if they ask ... does this make me look fat ... that answer is always no.

3) even if they say ... please, I want you to be honest ... the answer is still no. Even if they weigh 300 fucking pounds and you want to scream "everything makes you look fat" ... the answer is still no.

4) If they just say ... I`m not happy with my body ... I need to lose weight ... this is a ploy ... the answer is "babe ... you`re perfect for me".


Review ... never speculate about age!!!!

For more important tips for life and dealing with women : see Perb`s unofficial guy code : https://perb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=27641

This is my last kick at the can because i kept it in for a while if "shortie was 18" and I was 19(generously)and I have been here 11 years and "SHORTIE" is 40 and he was in highschool that would make me eligible to collect some kind of F$$$#? Check and "Shortie would of graduated when he was 28 years old which means the algelbra is wrong and so is the equation.He must of failed a few subjects.Nothing against "Shortie cause he did not do the math?

Chantal said:

Come on do the math "WISE MAN"

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LOL, your sarcasm amuses me greatly, Chantal. The formula has now been provided for you twice, my dear girl. Once in the original post, and now a second time in this post. Whether or not the information provided to be placed in the subjected fields is not my job. Whether it be correct or not, I do not know, yet it does seem to have been verified. I am certainly not a "wise man" as you claim. Just an ordinary guy and all I am doing is providing the formula for the mathematical equation at hand, which is pretty simple to figure out from the information that was given. Get yourself a good night's rest, Chantal.

Hey Tom, thanks for the link to the review do's/don't's. I will back off as I do not want to upset Chantal. She seems to get catty pretty fast, unless she is just trying to defend herself as she is offended about her age, which I don't see what is so bad about it. I just view this all for fun anyways.

tom25 said:

2) if they ask ... does this make me look fat ... that answer is always no.
3) even if they say ... please, I want you to be honest ... the answer is still no. Even if they weigh 300 fucking pounds and you want to scream "everything makes you look fat" ... the answer is still no.
4) If they just say ... I'm not happy with my body ... I need to lose weight ... this is a ploy ... the answer is "babe ... you're perfect for me".

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Personally, I find being sarcastic and busting a girl's chops make her want me more. If they ask, does this make me look fat? I say, "of course it does. You need to lose a few pounds."

Speaking of project Cross Canada Fuck Buddy, I've been working the chat lines for 1-2 hours per week (free of course) and met a lot of women in Winnipeg lately. One of them was a D cup, 125 lbs, had an abusive boyfriend, and 5'6". I jokingly but with a total straight face told her she was doing ok and "only" needed to lose about 10-15 lbs before she would look good enough for me to fuck her. She got all offended and said "I'm not overweight. I'm hot and I've never had anybody else tell me I was overweight." 2 msg's later she gives me her phone number and wants me to promise her I'll come over and fuck her right when I'm in Winnipeg. I called her up and her friend answers and she asks if I can bring a friend to fuck em both. Anybody wanna help me?

Added 30 min later: - this conversation took place about 3 weeks ago, so I'll try to fill in the rest of the conversation. I think the 2nd msg went something like "well, I guess those D cups must weigh about 10-15 lbs by themselves, so you're probably only about 5 lbs overweight, but you'll never meet my criteria of being a spinner with those honkin hooters." She then asked what a spinner was. I explained and then I think I added "well, since it would be very shallow of me to expect you to undergo a breast reduction between now and when I come to Winnipeg, I guess those D cups will have to do. Hopefully they make good handles when I'm doing you doggy or mish" She broke out laughing and had to have me by then.