You're so ugly that.....

[winman]

What's your favorite way to complete that sentence? Below are a few of mine.

1. you'd have sneak up on dogshit to step on it.
2. you'd have to trick or treat over the phone.
3. you'd have to tie a bone around your neck to get the dog to play with you.
4. the last time you went to the proctolagist, he stuck his finger down your throat.

 

[ihatemyskirt]

I really couldn't stop myself from telling you how much I hate this thread allready.

So I didn't.

I hate it alot.

 

[wannaliquorbox]

you are so f-ugly that...

you have to pay for sex, but not even the good looking escorts will touch you, so you end up with the f-uglies ones;

you stay away from places like Robson, Yaletown, Granville Island...;

you only work night shift;

your only source of nourishment comes from visiting 24hr marts late at night;

your car has tinted windows;

every night you fall asleep to your own sobbing;

you wake up every morning hoping that this was all a dream.

 

[Randy Whorewald]

This - Is Ugly!!!

 

[Silver Surfer]

You're so Ugly that...

When you wear a peekaboo nighty, more people want to boo than peek!

SS

 

[richmann]

You're so ugly, every time your mother looks at you she says to herself, "Damn, I should've just given head."

You're so ugly, they call you Taco Bell, when people see you they run for the border.

You're so ugly, you could model for death threats.

You're so ugly, when you look in the mirror your reflection turns to stone.

You're so ugly, when you sit in the sand the cats try to bury you.

You're so ugly, when you threw a boomerang it didn't come back.

 

[hitrack]

You're so ugly, every time your mother looks at you she says to herself, "Damn, I should've just given head."

visual aid

 

[50 Mile Radius]

you're so ugly that even if you were 21 years old, new to the business and he could "do you" first, ........




even BLOWHARD wouldn't fuck you!

 

[wolverine]

Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.

Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!

Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested for mooning.

Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her

Yo mama so ugly minutes after she was born her Mother shouted 'What a treasure!" and her Poppa said "Yes, now let's go and bury her..."

Yo mama so ugly, the doctors had to fit her incubator with tinted windows when she was born

 

[BS Detector]

If my dog looked like you, I'd shave it's ass and teach it to walk backwards.

 

[Marvin]

you're so ugly that even if you were 21 years old, new to the business and he could "do you" first, ........




even BLOWHARD wouldn't fuck you!

I would revise it to say 19 years old ... but albeit, that's actually pretty funny 50. All those hours of practicing your stand-up at home in the closet mirror seems to be paying off.

 

[WinnipegCharlie]

You must have fallen off the "Ugly Tree" and hit every branch on the way down.

xoxooxo
Charlie

 

[DJLAW]

your mommas so ugly she looks like a can of smashed assholes.

your mommas so ugly the doctor slapped her face instead of her ass when she was born.

your mommas so ugly she looks like she lost one too many shovel fights.

your mommas so ugly paper bags were invented for her.

your mommas so ugly she looks like a poster child for condoms.

 

[niteowl]

You're so ugly when you were born the doctor slapped your mother.
You're so ugly when you were born the doctor said to your momma,'You want it?
You're so ugly when your momma fed you, it was with a sling shot.

 

[wannaliquorbox]

thanks

thanks for the encouragement...dog - writing for nobody sounds like a good gig.

 

[dirtydan]

You're so ugly that

your momma only got laid once in her life.