"Yes I am a Prostitute"

[shawna]

Just heard this on the Larry'n'Willy Show - "I LISTEN TO JACK" - JACKFM... (it went something like this)
That a woman, in Germany, won a substantial amount of cash on the German version of "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire" Several of the male viewers contacted the show, stating they "knew" her... W/her WHACK of cash, she admitted "Yes, I WAS a prostitute."

YOU GO GIRL!!! LMAO

**shawna**

 

[Riddler Diddler]

"The only differences between lawyers and prostitutes
are that prostitutes are generally better looking and
more honest about how they make a living."

 

[BabyBelle]

YOU GO GIRL!!!

Ditto on that.

 

[hitrack]

W/her WHACK of cash, she admitted "Yes, I WAS a prostitute."

Yah!!! Now thers something to be proud of!!!

 

[Riddler Diddler]

Reminded me of this one...

On their honeymoon the new husband said to his bride, "I have a confession that I should have made before, but I was concerned that it might affect our relationship."

"What is it?" she asked.

"I'm a golfer," he said.

"What's the big deal about that?" she asked.

He replied, "When I say I'm a golfer, I mean that I'll be on the golf course Saturday, Sunday, Wednesday afternoon, and any holidays.

If it comes to a choice between your wishes and golf -- golf wins."

She pondered a moment and said, "I thank you for your honesty. In the same spirit of honesty, I should tell you that I've concealed something about my own past that you should know about. I'm a hooker."

"No problem," was his response, "Just narrow your stance a little and overlap your grip, swing through the ball, and that should clear it right up . . .

;-)

 

[Riddler Diddler]

A man walks into a bar. He sees a good-looking, smartly dressed woman perched on a bar stool.

He walks up behind her and says, "Hi."

She looks him straight in the eye and says, "I'll screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, it doesn't matter. I've been doing it ever since I got out of college. I just flat love it."

He says, "No kidding, I'm a lawyer too! What firm are you with?"
;-)