WTH why not ? Rednecks are people too.

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A Redneck Love Poem.

Susie Lee done fell in love.
she planned to marry Joe.
She was so happy 'bout it all,
she told her pappy so.

Pappy told her, Susie gal,
you'll have to find another.
I'd just as soon yo' Ma don't know,
but Joe is yo' half brother.

So Susie put aside her Joe
and planned to marry Will,
but after telling pappy this,
he said, "there's trouble still."

You can't marry Will, my gal,
and please don't tell your mother,
but Will and Joe, and several mo'
I know is yo' half brother.

But Mama knew and said, my child,
just do what makes yo' happy.
Marry Will or marry Joe;
you ain't no kin to pappy.

 

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The Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Rifles Over Women.

#10 You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
#9 You can keep one rifle at home and have another for on the road.
#8 If you tell a friend you admire his rifle, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
#7 Your primary rifle doesn't mind if you keep a backup rifle.
#6 Your rifle will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
#5 A rifle doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
#4 Rifles function normally every day of the month.
#3 A rifle doesn't ask, "do these new grips make me look fat ?"
#2 A rifle doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason is;




#1 YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A RIFLE.