Why do SP’s feel the need to do this?

[Steve Ray]

When I go to MP’s I get a whole bunch of annoying questions or observations, depending how you look at it. For example:

Do you work out? I have not worked out in 3 years and it is quite obvious. I’ve had many SP’s ask me this.

You seem so intelligent. How can she tell with my very limited conversation?

You were great. Sure whatever just like the fifty guys before me.

Do you play sports? It sure looks like it. No I haven’t played sports in years. And it shows.

You are incredibly hard. Again just like the previous fifty guys.

You dress very well. Sure if you consider jeans and a shirt to be well dressed.

And my all time favorite: Do you have a girlfriend? When I reply no, I get: That is such a waste.

Do SP’s ask these questions and make these observations to try and stroke my ego? Do they really feel that there is a need to make false observations just to me feel like I’m special?

Sure there should be some deceit. After all that is what life is all about. Very few people are ever truly honest with one another. Some comments like you smell good etc. does not bother me at all. But when it is a blatant lie that is when it irritates me.

When one girl after another admires my out of shape body it gets hard to write it down as just being nice.

I guess what I am trying to say it that the SP can be a little deceitful but should not blatantly overdo it.

 

[D.W.B]

dude lighten up,maybe they are stretching the truth a little but they are only trying to be friendly and make you feel good.
i know im a little fat boy but if she wants to tell me im hotter than brad pitt whats the harm?
there are more than enough nasty man hating bitches doing the sp/mp thing that you should really appreciate the nice ones,i know i do.
chill out and enjoy.


Julia,its going to take alot more than cheering for those skanky flames to see any glory .
lol go leafs go.

 

[LonelyGhost]

its nice that massagegirl likes love handles because I'm bringing the whole love boat!

however, dude, if you are this tense about what sp's are saying then take a break for a while ... i went through the same thing with comments like 'oooo its so big!' ... after about 50 times I started to doubt anything anyone said to me ...

so bottom line is that its not them, its you ... take a break, walk in the park, talk to normal people (by that, i mean people not in the 'business') and realize that you are probably just fucking fine (if a little out of shape) and that normal people will probably also think and/or tell you that you are in good shape etc.

 

[Very Veronica]

there are more than enough nasty man hating bitches doing the sp/mp thing

Actually, we're quite rare.

 

[Randy Whorewald]

I suppose as an alternative, they could talk about the weather.

 

[majikcalgary]

I personally don't get worked up about it. I am a slimmer dude and yes, sometimes on those bad days I am sensitive to the fact but that is rare. I wouldn't say that I have accepted it because I attempting to put some fat on my bones (change can be extremely hard for some and I am one of those people) The bottom line is the ladies are pampering us which is the reason we call them in the first place, isn't it? I just hope those member compliments aren't just an illusion due to my small frame

 

[Ashley Fame]

Lol

That's hot VV, I'm liking you more and more all the time!

Actually, we're quite rare.

 

[maverick73]

That's hot VV, I'm liking you more and more all the time!

Like I said before... AF is a hell of a lot like VeeVee...

Only better....

and...

... worse....

 

[wolverine]

Steve Ray, I think I know whom you were referring to, based on your last Edmonton review. So like I said in that other thread, I like to look at such questions and comments as an ego massage and as part and parcel of the fantasy she's selling to me. I'm not exactly every girl's ideal stud, but at least I can pretend I am one for an hour or so. Besides, do you guys really expect an SP to tell her clients that he's old, fat, homely and couldn't get fucked in prison?

 

[rockyy]

That's hot VV, I'm liking you more and more all the time!

vee vee and A.F. together is hot . Could we just run the meter?

 

[D.W.B]

Actually, we're quite rare.

Thats way too funny,the very woman i was thinking of when i posted that jumps right on it.What happened,did your ears start burn? lol

 

[Very Veronica]

What happened,did your ears start burn? lol

Talk of the devil and (she) is bound to appear...lol.

 

[ihatemyskirt]

Steve Ray I think you have a chip on thy shoulder.

And that my friend is such a waste.
Just like this thread.

 

[Ashley Fame]

vee vee and A.F. together is hot . Could we just run the meter?

Time is ticking...

 

[ace85]

Ok

I may be stepping out on a limb here, but I think he was making fun of GINA LEE's post last week.

 

[Ilovethemall]

wait a minute....

You mean mine isn't the biggest and hardest? I am crushed and musst now go weep.

Flames Suck - I still love you Julia

Leafs Suck even harder - no love for Laffs fans.

'Nucks kick ass.....flame me and Bert will brain ya'

 

[rockyy]

I may be stepping out on a limb here, but I think he was making fun of GINA LEE's post last week.

Jeeze, you guys!
Look, I wanna get Ashley and V.V. in the same room together...
They'll work out the tribute among themselves...
We put on six hours of CDs....
When it's over, we work out the time elapsed from the CD player and do a little math.
Oh yeah, I'm a Perbite - so therefore I need to get 'a discount' or my balls will drop off, right?
So V.V. and A.F, you'll have to give me a $10 Perb coupon and knock that off the top so I can feel good about myself, ok?
So, yeah...like that.