A guy sitting at a bar at Dublin Airport noticed a really beautiful
woman sitting next to him. He thought to himself: "Wow, she's so
gorgeous she must be a flight attendant. But which airline does she work
for?"
Hoping to pick her up, he leaned towards her and uttered the Delta
slogan: "Love to fly and it shows?" She gave him a blank, confused stare
and he immediately thought to himself: "Oh sh!t, she doesn't work for
Delta."
A moment later, another slogan popped into his head. He leaned towards
her again, "Something special in the air?" She gave him the same
confused look. He mentally kicked himself, and scratched Singapore
Airlines off the list. Next he tried the Thai Airways slogan: "Smooth
as Silk."
This time the woman turned on him "What the FUCK do you want?"
The man smiled, then slumped back in his chair, and said "Ahhhhh, Air
Canada!
woman sitting next to him. He thought to himself: "Wow, she's so
gorgeous she must be a flight attendant. But which airline does she work
for?"
Hoping to pick her up, he leaned towards her and uttered the Delta
slogan: "Love to fly and it shows?" She gave him a blank, confused stare
and he immediately thought to himself: "Oh sh!t, she doesn't work for
Delta."
A moment later, another slogan popped into his head. He leaned towards
her again, "Something special in the air?" She gave him the same
confused look. He mentally kicked himself, and scratched Singapore
Airlines off the list. Next he tried the Thai Airways slogan: "Smooth
as Silk."
This time the woman turned on him "What the FUCK do you want?"
The man smiled, then slumped back in his chair, and said "Ahhhhh, Air
Canada!
