what's left ...

LonelyGhost

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went for a long ride on the bike ... stopped for a slice of pizza ... popped my head in at the local nudey-bar to check out the strippers ... rode along the highway at reckless speeds ... turned off on a back road and took the curves with reckless abandon ... came home and checked the schedules of the sp's at the local love shacks and realized that i have done them all at one time or another ...

all my fav shows are either finished, cancelled or on a break ...

no movies at the theatre or the video store that look interesting ...

vanislandlisa won't return my phone calls ...

i hate where I live ... so i don't want to renovate, or garden or even clean the place ...

all i want to do is point the bike in some direction and ride as far and fast as i can until i hit something or i run out of road ... and living on an island i am fast running out of road ...

when is summer going to get here? you know ... when you can ride at 3 in the morning and still only wear a t-shirt and jeans because it is so warm ... that you can go out in the backyard and entertain your fav sp cause its warm and sexy and fucking under the stars is just so primal ...

and then you ride down to your fav breakfast place and have a big mug of coffee while you wait for a huge plate of fried potatoes smothered in sunny-side up eggs, bacon and sausages because its gonna be hot and you're going to ride to Long Beach just because it is an awesome thing to do on the bike ...

and when you get there it is hot and sunny and you strip down to your boxers and swim in the surf and meet some hippy chick with great pointy nipples and hairy pits but you don't care and you get stoned and fuck on the beach and swim some more and then spend the evening fucked out of your face stoned running around tofino looking for cherry pie and a place to crash and just end up sleeping on the beach with the hippy chick because its warm and summer and you're too stoned to know where you parked your bike ...
 

carlotta

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cuz he's stoned & he... a) keyed in the wrong return number b) mumbled/rambled on his voice mail message & thought he was still talking to a recording message, which had run out a long time ago???????? LMAO

cute ramble "dude!!!" i was right there... on the bike... ridin' to tofino *w*

carlotta
 

LonelyGhost

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so you wake up on the beach

with a furry tongue (it wasn't just her pits that were hairy) and sand up your ass and seaweed in your hair and find some log to stand on while you take that first long wonderful piss of the morning taking not only the time to write your name in the sand but the last chapters of your overdue thesis ...

so the hippy chick is gone ... your wallet is gone ... most of your clothes are scattered all over the beach and you still can't remember where the fuck you parked your bike ...

so you start walking along the beach hoping that some landmark, skidmark, jizzmark is going to dredge up some memory of where you first got on the beach ...

but its a long fucking beach and its morning and you haven't had a cup of joe yet and you get a whiff of heaven! someone's brewing an early cup of heaven so you follow your nose along the beach to where they still allow camping on the sand and find two lovelies outside a tent with a colman stove and a pot of coffee brewing the old fashioned way with the grounds in the water and a flame heating the water and realize that one of them is the hippy chick you thought you had lost and she's wearing half your clothes and sitting on your helmet and smiling like she just got fucked really good last night and damn that coffee smells great ...

and her friend is smiling too ...
 

spaceghost

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Re: so you wake up on the beach

LonelyGhost said:
one of them is the hippy chick you thought you had lost and she's wearing half your clothes and sitting on your helmet and smiling like she just got fucked really good last night
Umm... why do I suspect the hippy chick wasn't vanislandlisa?
 
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