What would a BFE be like?

[Chingada]

A definition of a BFE:

1) Pays for everything.
2) Listens to stories about your cat.
3) Agrees that Suzy at the office is a total slut.
4) Tells you that those pants don't make you look fat.
5) Will watch Dirty Dancing with you....again!
6) Will go shoe shopping.
7) Won't ask you for a blowjob while watching the game.
8) Agrees that you are prettier than you friends.
9) Thinks talking after sex is nice.
10) waits for you to cum first.
11) Thinks it's cute when you flirt with other men.
12) Says things like "How about I give you a nice massage and foot rub. I really don't like sex that much anyway."
13) And, "Who wants to play golf when I can get to see how good the lawn looks when it's freshly mowed."
14) And, "Shoot, there's nothing on TV but football games. Let's go furniture shopping."
15) And, "There ought to be a law against those porno movies. Can you believe that there are guys that would actually want their wives to do those things they show?"
16) And, "Look at that... disgusting. Why would she wear a short skirt like that with no panties?"
17) Pays for everything.

I don't think you want a BFE, I think you want a bank machine!

 

[chilli]

Notice "pays for everything" is typed in twice.

Women - well at least your honest.

 

[Randy Whorewald]

If I were to pay for male companionship, I would definately want "BFE". So let's see..we'd have to be able to talk about things I was interested in, passionate kissing, cuddling..in terms of sex someone who would take the time to figure out how to make me cum (DATY, digits)

so yeah, I think BFE is pretty much exactly the same as GFE. Just someone that treats you like you're casually dating, without any of the fighting or bickering, and someone who is a sweetheart and wants to please you and get to know you.

Holly -You have described me perfectly!!

 

[vancouverman]

girls ... you mixed up things..... there is a BFE ..... that you have to pay for, and RGFE ( R stands for REAL ) ..... same as with REAL GFE.

With RGFE/RBFE what you get is ..... REAL LIFE EXPERIENCE ... a bit different from a one or two hour, clean shaved an happy boy/girl ..... what you get is he/she was shaved 2-3 days ago .... the good humour is gone because one her friend said something / his team lost, etc.

I just don't get it about paying for everything and a toilet seat ..... where the heck is the problem.

Girls ... you forgot about one thing ..... "will open a door for me" .... but, where should I put it.... BFE, or RBFE experience?

 

[ScottyTwoHotty]

1 - leaves his socks on while having sex
2 - leaves the toilet seat up
3 - doesn't close the tooth paste
4 - eats all the goodies
5 - wants to hang out with friends more then you.
6 - takes a p**p and doesn't use air freshner after.
7 - has 30 sec phones calls with you to confirm plans.
8 - rolls his eyes when you want to cuddle while watching ' dirty dancing '
9 - goes out for milk, and takes 3 hours ( stops in at the pub to watch the game)
10 - rolls over and goes to sleep after he cums.

1. Leaving socks on adds for better traction.
2. Toilet seat left up helps the gravitational pull with the swirl of the water.
3. Open toothpaste makes for quicker easier access when in a rush.
4. Eating goodies. Saves you from a sudden sugar high while driving.
5. Hanging with friends gives you, "You time" relax and enjoy it.
6. Not using air freshener helps keep cat burglers from entering and stealing your shampoo.
7. 30 second phone calls. We are trying to use our cellular time wisely.
8. Eye rolling is a sign of affection.
9. All stores were sold out of 2% and with all the running around trying to find unexpired 2% makes us thirsty.
10. Rolling over after an orgasm. I'll let science prove this one.... When a man is approaching orgasm, the level of the most motivating neurotransmitter called dopamine is flying. It doesn't just affect the motivational system; it affects the entire motor system. After orgasm, dopamine levels drop precipitously. At the same time, other brain chemicals such as serotonin and oxytocin rise. Serotonin has a very relaxing effect on men, but a man's testosterone-laden brain buffers the effects of oxytocin, sometimes called the 'cuddle' hormone. That's why a lot of men feel totally exhausted after sex."

Scotty

 

[n2supersymmetry]

If I were to pay for male companionship, I would definately want "BFE". So let's see..we'd have to be able to talk about things I was interested in, passionate kissing, cuddling..in terms of sex someone who would take the time to figure out how to make me cum (DATY, digits)

so yeah, I think BFE is pretty much exactly the same as GFE. Just someone that treats you like you're casually dating, without any of the fighting or bickering, and someone who is a sweetheart and wants to please you and get to know you.

sheesh according to you I provide a BFE to every sp I see then ... AND I have to pay too! Life is just not fair

 

[CJ Tylers]

... and the discrepancies in what BFE or SOE mean posted in this thread are most like the very reason in why I continue to be single at the age of somewhere between 23 and 30 when most of my friends are married or engaged or otherwise in a serious relationship.

:|

It just don't make sense!

I mean, who couldn't love a 480 lb, 3,2", garden gnome look alike with elvis (costello) glasses and turrets?