I really got to get it outta my chest to make myself feel better. So please bear with me.
So I was driving around downtown at around 9:00 pm. To my surprise, there were quite a few SWs on government and Rock Bay. Usually the streets are dead on Sunday. Anyway. So I was circling around blocks and came across a "girl" who caught my attention. I mean when was last time i saw a SW wearing heals, tight pants and a wig? Years ago perhaps.
So I stopped by to let her hop in the car. What a bad decision of me. As soon as her frigging big ass sat on the seat, i sensed something weird, but everything was too late. Her body was just like a normal woman, but her facial features were man ish and her voice reminded me of Jerry Springer Show. Yuck. YES she is a frigging shemale with a fucking limp dick and fake boobs.
the followings are our conversations and her name was Paige(P)
me: what's the deal? (my 80's pickup line)
P: 2 greens for BJ in car, 4 greens for FS at her place. (she kept saying how safe her place was and insisted that we should go there)
me: i think i would be happy with just BJ in the car but I need to go to the bank to get some $$. Is that ok?
P: sure. there is royal bank
----fast forward(back in the car from ATM)
me: you know the bank wouldn't let me withdraw $$
P: you can use CIBC or there's another royal on Ford
me: I don't wanna get charged, sorry
P: ok then you can just drive me back to where you picked me up
----fast forward
p: so because of $1.5 charge, you don't want to get money for me. you think that I am going to leave with NOTHING? "YOU" are not going anywhere I am "TELLING YOU". ( she was fucking yelling and had her cellphone in her hand. At that point I was kinda freaked out since she/he is bigger than me and afraid that she would punch my face or damage my car. But I still managed to remain calm.)
me: What you want then? I really don't have $$ on my. if i do, i would give you. (seemed like she was trying to rip me or do soemthing crazy. You get to be there to feel my nerves)
p: You know i have an escort license so I am not afraid to call the police. It would just cause embarrasment for you since you are with a guy. (still yelling)
me: i am not afraid (i unlocked my door and tried to get out)
P: are you trying to get the car and pull me out from the other side?
me: No(soon as i jumped out the car, he jumped out the car and running towards the street and laughing that he got my plate #)
What a fucking night. I got back to my car and just drove away as fast as i could. Damn you guys gotta watch out for this mofo. He/she is fucking dangerous for the streets.
So I was driving around downtown at around 9:00 pm. To my surprise, there were quite a few SWs on government and Rock Bay. Usually the streets are dead on Sunday. Anyway. So I was circling around blocks and came across a "girl" who caught my attention. I mean when was last time i saw a SW wearing heals, tight pants and a wig? Years ago perhaps.
So I stopped by to let her hop in the car. What a bad decision of me. As soon as her frigging big ass sat on the seat, i sensed something weird, but everything was too late. Her body was just like a normal woman, but her facial features were man ish and her voice reminded me of Jerry Springer Show. Yuck. YES she is a frigging shemale with a fucking limp dick and fake boobs.
the followings are our conversations and her name was Paige(P)
me: what's the deal? (my 80's pickup line)
P: 2 greens for BJ in car, 4 greens for FS at her place. (she kept saying how safe her place was and insisted that we should go there)
me: i think i would be happy with just BJ in the car but I need to go to the bank to get some $$. Is that ok?
P: sure. there is royal bank
----fast forward(back in the car from ATM)
me: you know the bank wouldn't let me withdraw $$
P: you can use CIBC or there's another royal on Ford
me: I don't wanna get charged, sorry
P: ok then you can just drive me back to where you picked me up
----fast forward
p: so because of $1.5 charge, you don't want to get money for me. you think that I am going to leave with NOTHING? "YOU" are not going anywhere I am "TELLING YOU". ( she was fucking yelling and had her cellphone in her hand. At that point I was kinda freaked out since she/he is bigger than me and afraid that she would punch my face or damage my car. But I still managed to remain calm.)
me: What you want then? I really don't have $$ on my. if i do, i would give you. (seemed like she was trying to rip me or do soemthing crazy. You get to be there to feel my nerves)
p: You know i have an escort license so I am not afraid to call the police. It would just cause embarrasment for you since you are with a guy. (still yelling)
me: i am not afraid (i unlocked my door and tried to get out)
P: are you trying to get the car and pull me out from the other side?
me: No(soon as i jumped out the car, he jumped out the car and running towards the street and laughing that he got my plate #)
What a fucking night. I got back to my car and just drove away as fast as i could. Damn you guys gotta watch out for this mofo. He/she is fucking dangerous for the streets.