Well Roberto, you might not have the best glove hand but....

[luvsdaty]

Campoli you are a Joe!

 

[luvsdaty]

Burrows you are a pro! Sisters???? the juries still out on that one.

 

[joho]

Did Luongo cry at the end of the game?

 

[mercyshooter]

looks like they learnt that you need to keep shooting the puck to the net in order to win, no matter what! and congrat, THIRD TIME IS A CHARM works for the canucks!

hopefully mike fisher chokes the whole series!

 

[uncleg]

I have a theory about Luongo, he cant do the splits. Plain and simple not limber enough.
my theory is this - being of Italian heritage ( I have met a few Italian boys in my time ) hes most likely hung like a horse
and incapable of the proper stance.
The solution - The Wonder Cup! Much like the Wonder Bra the Wonder Cup ( yet to be created )
would strap his massive junk in place, thus providing the support required for optimum center of gravity.

Then when he makes the save he wont be flail and become useless during the rebound anymore and it would take care of the five issues too.

Got to disagree on the solution. If his junk is that big, then he has to cut the crotch out of his pants so his junk can hit the ice when he does the splits, and fill in the hole he leaves every time he does them.

 

[luvsdaty]

I'm sure Campoli is still quietly sobbing in the shower, lying in the fetal position of coarse!

 

[vancity_cowboy]

Got to disagree on the solution. If his junk is that big, then he has to cut the crotch out of his pants so his junk can hit the ice when he does the splits, and fill in the hole he leaves every time he does them.

lol but then his junk would flop around like he does instead of standing up proud in the nets the way he should...

 

[uncleg]

lol but then his junk would flop around like he does instead of standing up proud in the nets the way he should...

Well, since Jaime is a Canucks/Luongo fan maybe she can show up at the games to provide him with the inspiration he needs to stand proud.:nod:

 

[ValleyGuy]

You would think that if Roberto`s junk is that big, it would fill up his five hole which at times has been one of his weaknesses

 

[Unpossible]

Theory busted

I have a theory about Luongo, he cant do the splits. Plain and simple not limber enough.
my theory is this - being of Italian heritage ( I have met a few Italian boys in my time ) hes most likely hung like a horse
and incapable of the proper stance.
The solution - The Wonder Cup! Much like the Wonder Bra the Wonder Cup ( yet to be created )
would strap his massive junk in place, thus providing the support required for optimum center of gravity.

Then when he makes the save he wont be flail and become useless during the rebound anymore and it would take care of the five issues too.

 

[bcneil]

Hey Silky's back

Unless this is a random new poster introducing another evil policeman post,
In a canucks thread.

What do i win?

 

[uncleg]

Hey Silky's back

Unless this is a random new poster introducing another evil policeman post,
In a canucks thread.

What do i win?

Nothing, you're too slow. Should have spotted him in the Royals thread if you wanted to win something.

 

[bcneil]

Nothing, you're too slow. Should have spotted him in the Royals thread if you wanted to win something.

Damn!
But like id read that thread

 

[aznboi9]

Nothing, you're too slow. Should have spotted him in the Royals thread if you wanted to win something.

Aahh, that explains it.

 

[Gomez Adams]

Damn!
But like id read that thread

LOL

That game was the Burrow's show, he factored in on every goal scored.
I hate the Canucks but that guy was fun to watch. :thumb:

 

[mistressfreyja]

Methinks that Jaime is onto something big in terms of Luo's Jr, and his inflexibility.

However, this whole idea about it busting in and out and sliding on the ice, is proposterous. It would have to have a regulation helmut on, and we all know how long that that legislation would take.

Is there such thing as different sizes of jock cups/straps? XS, XL? XXXL?

 

[luvsdaty]

Australian? ummm aren't they just British convicts? Or do you mean aboriginal Australian men?

 

[luvsdaty]

A convicts a convict sweetheart,doesn't matter if it was yesterday or 200 years ago.I sure wouldn't want my daughter dating any offspring of Paul Bernardo or Clifford Olson.Whats the cut off date for getting over it? 10 years? 25 or 200?

 

[luvsdaty]

England only had a population of about 5 million around 1787, however there prison population was overcrowded. There immigration policy was due to them not wanting france to populate Australia.

 

[luvsdaty]

You guys do realise this is a thread about the Canucks, right?