just shooting the breeze with a guy.
and with guys the conversation always turns at some point to women.
any way he is not very attractive, short old dumpy balding, even not that interesting to talk to, raising three kids on his own, nice guy, all around nice guy, but just not interesting.
any way we start talking about women or getting one,
and he tells me all you need is a harley and some leather.
the best thing that every happened to his sex life, is he got a harley for a year,
the girls loved it. didn't love him, but loved his harley riding around town on the back in the summer time, thought they were just so fucking cool or bad, he had more women then he could handle. sucked in the winter time though
another guy i know did the biker thing, didn't have a harley but had the leathers,
honestly he was just ugly and creepy but he went to this single bar, he said it worked for him.
personally i believe it but think its a hell of a sad commentary on the human condition,
that a harley is more important then stable working nice guy caring loving etc. or even good looks.
another guy i know is a charmer,
he has an accent and sort of a rugged appeal.
he can charm any lady out of her panties.
but he is a falling down drunk,
used to go drinking with him, great for a party or to sit in the bar,
but other then that he couldn't hold a job, married twice lots of girl friends,
they all used to phone me and ask where he was, like i was his keeper.
i even had to pick up his grandchildern from school. he was in the bar drunk.
but like i said he could charm any women out of there panties, wasn't even a good friend made promisies he would never keep,
again sort of a sad commentary on life
i guess though if my wife kicks my sorry ass to the curb,
im gonna stop paying my sp, put the money into a harley
im not even fat and dumpey looking
maybe i can have a moll on the back
and be a real bad ass mother
and with guys the conversation always turns at some point to women.
any way he is not very attractive, short old dumpy balding, even not that interesting to talk to, raising three kids on his own, nice guy, all around nice guy, but just not interesting.
any way we start talking about women or getting one,
and he tells me all you need is a harley and some leather.
the best thing that every happened to his sex life, is he got a harley for a year,
the girls loved it. didn't love him, but loved his harley riding around town on the back in the summer time, thought they were just so fucking cool or bad, he had more women then he could handle. sucked in the winter time though
another guy i know did the biker thing, didn't have a harley but had the leathers,
honestly he was just ugly and creepy but he went to this single bar, he said it worked for him.
personally i believe it but think its a hell of a sad commentary on the human condition,
that a harley is more important then stable working nice guy caring loving etc. or even good looks.
another guy i know is a charmer,
he has an accent and sort of a rugged appeal.
he can charm any lady out of her panties.
but he is a falling down drunk,
used to go drinking with him, great for a party or to sit in the bar,
but other then that he couldn't hold a job, married twice lots of girl friends,
they all used to phone me and ask where he was, like i was his keeper.
i even had to pick up his grandchildern from school. he was in the bar drunk.
but like i said he could charm any women out of there panties, wasn't even a good friend made promisies he would never keep,
again sort of a sad commentary on life
i guess though if my wife kicks my sorry ass to the curb,
im gonna stop paying my sp, put the money into a harley
im not even fat and dumpey looking
maybe i can have a moll on the back
and be a real bad ass mother