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berry-good said:
... i would like a review on the goat!!!!! in fact i demand it!!! theres reviews on me so i want the goat to have a review.
The goat gets good reviews. Mexman is pimpin it out but I find his rate for an all-nighter is unreasonable cuz the goat smells awful by morning (so I've heard) :eek:
 

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mexman said:
What I really meant to say,

"I hate that fucking goat when she's lost her head"
Yeah sure you did!!! You like that fucking goat just as much as I do! :)
 

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Smells in the morning?

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The goat gets good reviews. Mexman is pimpin it out but I find his rate for an all-nighter is unreasonable cuz the goat smells awful by morning (so I've heard) :eek:
The listerine pocket packs I gave you were for the goat! Don't tell me you used them yourself? I find if you sprinkle a little carpet fresh powder on the goat the smell won't stick to the sheets, even tho the goats ass might! It doesn't seem as bad now that she has a shaved pussy. She used to have a landing strip called a goatee!
Oh,,,thats bad.
 

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mexman said:
The listerine pocket packs I gave you were for the goat! Don't tell me you used them yourself? I find if you sprinkle a little carpet fresh powder on the goat the smell won't stick to the sheets, even tho the goats ass might! It doesn't seem as bad now that she has a shaved pussy. She used to have a landing strip called a goatee!
Oh,,,thats bad.
Fuck you Mexman, I like my goat!:)
 

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Now its your goat..

I gave you that goat for one night on a weekday special for 150. You may keep the goat for extended sexual svs but will have to pay $1.75 restocking fee which I will deduct should you wish to purchased the previously abused goat within 30 days. Then and only then will it be your goat.
 

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mexman said:
I gave you that goat for one night on a weekday special for 150. You may keep the goat for extended sexual svs but will have to pay $1.75 restocking fee which I will deduct should you wish to purchased the previously abused goat within 30 days. Then and only then will it be your goat.
I'm keeping the fuckin goat!!!:D
 

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Another SP gone..

No problem keep the fucking goat, I will deduct the $1.75 restocking fee from the Tuesday goat purchase special of $25,000. This leaves a balance of $24,998.25 plus gst and freight. Should you agree not to pimp the goat out, you may have the goat for free and I will reimburse the $1.75 which you haven't even paid, provided I can bang the goat whenever i wish.

Just one last thing, when you are DFKing the goat remember that she has sucked off most of Etowns perb members and what your tasting may not be goat saliva. Listerine pocket packs provide temporary relief of that foul taste.
And, the diamond neclace that she was given by Ghetto, is not included in the deal and can be returned to value village!

Happy goat fucking, goat fucker!
 

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Sorry but

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And, the diamond neclace that she was given by Ghetto, is not included in the deal
I think that it belongs to the fucking goat and you have no business taking it from the fucking goat :mad:
 

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The goat can have it

The goat can keep it. Any five hundred dollar necklace with diamonds is a fake anyway. Hell $500 in diamonds just gets you the dust. Besides, the goat looks better with the necklace on. Fake or not. Actually kind sexy, now I see why Ghetto bought it for her! Besides the fact that he does it for all the girls, guys and goats he see's. You should see that goat chug a bottle of Don, or is that Dom. Shes a wild fuck when she's drunk, as are a lot of other goats I've met.
 

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I think that it belongs to the fucking goat and you have no business taking it from the fucking goat :mad:
I think the goat would prefer a pearl necklace....
 

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FuZzYknUckLeS said:
I think the goat would prefer a pearl necklace....
Too funny LOL. STOP...YOU'RE KILLIN ME!!!
 

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FuZzYknUckLeS said:
I think the goat would prefer a pearl necklace....
She’s really upset with me again,
I didn’t give her what she likes.
I don’t know what to tell her,
Don’t know what to say.
Everything got funky last night.

She was really bombed,
And I was really blown away,
Until I asked her what she wanted,
And this is what she had to say:
A pearl necklace.
She wanna pearl necklace.
She wanna pearl necklace. - ZZ Top
 
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