Velvet Touch Tugger

[mexman]

Stopped into a place I hadn't been to in a very long time 'cause I saw the add in the paper "two new young ladies". Neverseen a young one there!! Met at the door by a 50yr old blonde, not my cup of tea, and was intro'd to a young spanish girl,(not really but claiming to be). Kinda cute, kinda chubby, asked if I'd been there before and right to the point on what I wanted. Well, I'm not so convinced I even want to stay so I said " lets start with a NC and see where it goes. It went real bad real fast,,at least for her. Get this..she says OK, thats 30 for the room and 150 for the NC and she wants to be pd up front. Up front, no problem.... but do the math. What the fuck is she going to do for 1.8?? She would have to tap-dance upside down from the ceiling with a fucking monkey on her shoulder before I would pay 1.8 for a NC from a kinda cute, kinda fat, kinda spanish and kinda new to this game for me SP. No monkey in site so... I said maybe nextime. There won't be a nextime and for any SP's looking at this...1.8 for a NC will put u out of work.

I'll spank the monkey myself!!

Mex

 

[TOFTT]

Not exactly a pretty picture you've painted for us mexman

Glad to see you stand your ground and walk out, 1.8 for a nc, she's gotta be kidding

Hell, for 1.8 TOFTT has had some wicked times with some wicked looking gals

A tip of TOFTT's hat to you!

 

[Massagegirl]

What's an NC?

 

[BigEye]

What's an NC?

=nude/complete

 

[crispy]

for 1.8 u guys can donate to my charity fund

 

[trawler]

mexman, I am wondering what you would have done...

if there had been a good looking monkey !! $180 for a nude/complete is Vancouver pricing - right VanBoyO ?

 

[TOFTT]

if there had been a good looking monkey !! $180 for a nude/complete is Vancouver pricing - right VanBoyO ?

TOFTT thinks the monkey could be had for a Yellow (a banana)

 

[mexman]

1.8 in van

Good thing I don't live in van. Hey on the right ride I could get sucked into 1.8 but this was not the one. Kinda lot of things,,,, but in this town like the tofft says, lots to be had for 1.8.
I'm glad for that.

Mex

 

[mexman]

Good looking monkey?

I don't know what would have happened if there was a really good lookin monkey in the room, like I said she was only kinda cute....ok,,,,her or the monkey, Barnum and Bailey, does this monkey tug......he not gonna bite me right? You don't mind if I video this do ya !!!!!!!
Jus funnin' wit ya
Cheers
Mex