Two minutes of silence for the four-legged chicken with two bungholes

[Avery]

Extra anus kills four-legged chicken

'I think he got glugged up'

By Lester Haines

Published Friday 27th October 2006 10:54 GMT

New Zealanders are today trying to come to terms with the tragic death of Forzie the four-legged chicken, stuff.co.nz reports.

However, it was not the surplus legs which did for the month-old chick, owner Marlene Dickey believes. Rather, an extra anus has been fingered as the cause of his demise. Dickey said: "He developed two bottoms and I think he got glugged up."

Dickey admitted Forzie was "a bit of a laugh", and confirmed he was currently in the freezer awaiting stuffing and donation to Auckland Museum.

There's a fine pic of a pre-mortem Forzie strutting his stuff here.

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[gravitas]

Oh where to start......

Extra anus kills

If I had an extra anus I'd probably want to die. One shitter is enough thank you very much!

owner Marlene Dickey.....He developed two bottoms

Interesting happenstance that the owner of the two ass'd chicken is named Dickey

an extra anus has been fingered

I'm sure turd tampers around the world were jealous of this little bird

I think he got glugged up

Bit ironic that even with the two sphincters he was bound up.

 

[Bartdude]

Don't forget they can also use the extra anus to make more Kentucky Nuggets and Crispy Strips