Three mice are sitting at a bar after the funeral of an Ontario
mouse killed by an eighty year old lady with a broom,
trying to impress each other about how tough they are.
The Manitoba mouse throws down a shot of bourbon,
slams the empty glass onto the bar, turns to the Alberta
mouse and says, "When I see a mousetrap, I lie on my back
and set it off with my foot. When the bar comes down,
I catch it in my teeth, bench press it twenty times to work up
an appetite, and then make off with the cheese."
The Alberta mouse orders up two shots of tequila,
drinks them down one after the other, slams both glasses
onto the bar, turns to the Manitoba mouse and replies, "Oh yeah?
When I see rat poison, I collect as much as I can, take it home,
grind it up to a powder, and add it to my coffee each morning
> so I can get a good buzz going for the rest of the day."
The Manitoba and Alberta mouse then turn to the Saskatchewan mouse.
The Saskatchewan mouse finishes the beer he has in
front of him, lets out a long sigh and says to the two,
"I don't have time for this bullshit.
"Gotta go home and have sex with the cat."
mouse killed by an eighty year old lady with a broom,
trying to impress each other about how tough they are.
The Manitoba mouse throws down a shot of bourbon,
slams the empty glass onto the bar, turns to the Alberta
mouse and says, "When I see a mousetrap, I lie on my back
and set it off with my foot. When the bar comes down,
I catch it in my teeth, bench press it twenty times to work up
an appetite, and then make off with the cheese."
The Alberta mouse orders up two shots of tequila,
drinks them down one after the other, slams both glasses
onto the bar, turns to the Manitoba mouse and replies, "Oh yeah?
When I see rat poison, I collect as much as I can, take it home,
grind it up to a powder, and add it to my coffee each morning
> so I can get a good buzz going for the rest of the day."
The Manitoba and Alberta mouse then turn to the Saskatchewan mouse.
The Saskatchewan mouse finishes the beer he has in
front of him, lets out a long sigh and says to the two,
"I don't have time for this bullshit.
"Gotta go home and have sex with the cat."
