To the mental midget who left Tianna rude messages.....
I think I can help you!
First, we need to get you a full eye exam. Now, I know you already wear those very attractive coke-bottle black framed glasses your mom who you live with picked them out for you a few years back BUT we have to do another check-up.
You see...Tianna is one of Vancouvers hottest babes and the optometrists are finding these days that there is a condition whereby if you have way too much time on your hands, way to much cock in one hand and nobody to attend Star Trek conventions with, your eyesight may become quite poor very quickly. When this happens, you begin to find greasy nasty people attractive and hot smokin babes not pretty at all. The eye exam is first.
It sounds to me as though we will also have to take you to the doctor. You see, a side affect of popping your pimples and then eating your own pus in conjunction with picking your nose and eating it can cause terrets (did I spell that right) syndrome and in extreme cases such as your own, which is usually brought on by not not showering for days.....we have seen patients dial numbers of hot girls and that is when the terrets become worsened.
So fear not. We see cases like this all the time. Although not recognised in the Medical Journals YET....it is known to medical insiders as Greasy-Pimply-Smelly-Jerk-Off-In-My-Little-League-Glove-While-Writing-On-My-Daily-Internet-Blog-About-The-Ills-Of-Society-Ass-Wipe Syndrome.
The good news is....It is treatable. Heads can, by the right doctor, be removed from asses...even if those asses are hairy and pimply (the usual findings).
The bad news is, your whole lifestyle must change after that. Doctors are suggesting a healthy dose of "getting a life"....this seems to work.
Tianna, with the right medical treatment, I think we can fix this individual. He just needs some serious treatment. Now, if we can get a vollunteer to pick this sick sick man up (he is in no shape to drive nor does he have a vehicle or a license), we will be on our way to healing. Good deed for the day done. CHECK!
So if you are reading this and you are out there, I know you have many white heads to be popped. I know there may be a Star Trek convention you are taping and that that your ears and toe cheese are not going to pick themselves. But you need to get in touch with the specialists right away. There is help for you!