Therapy for pooning junkies?

[dittman]

jeez man you dont want a wife and kids, they will spend your money faster then any sp will

 

[sirlickheralot]

I agree

My oars are still in the water. --- Kev<--- I liked these emoticons better when they were yellow.

A colour change isn't bad but blue is the worst choice for the smilies when the posting background is also blue. They blend into the background too much, there needs to be more contrast.

 

[oberon1999]

If you think there's an SP out there that will quench your thirst (in only one or two vists, as well), you have lost sight of why you needed the drink in the first place. We are just women who f*** you for money (sorry to be so blunt). We do not hold the answer to your question, whatever that question is. Nor does the wife, kids or picket fence. You have to find the answer first, and believe it or not, happiness will probably follow.
Deep thoughts by Jack Handy...
Saffire

Damn why can other people always say it better than I can Saffire my dear you are right!

Also in the web link you give the first paragraph pretty well says it all...

Hmm Blonde Jokes well a classic would be:

Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
A: Her ankles

have fun

oberon

 

[JohnnyC]

My #1 piece of advice-

Jack off when you feel the need to poon. You will save serious cash, possibly avoid a bad experience, and the urgent need will be gone.

I still see SP's on occasion, but much less than I used to. With the technique I describe above, I have become much more selective.

You could also try to block or not go to escort related websites- including this one. I've tried that, but it didn't work for me.


JC

 

[Big Trapper]

Re: Sex addiction.

After his divorce, and before he met Catherine Zeta Jones, Michael Douglas had to be treated for sex addiction.

Whaddya mean, before he met CZT? She was the final step in the process!

So you see, Hammy, you just get hooked up with the youngest little sexpot that your wallet can afford and your addiction should be cured!

Simple huh? And you saved yourself all that boring therapy shzit!

 

[spaceghost]

Hmmm...

Because I think like a man

Lol... at least that is the image being created.

But the truth is probably a little bit removed, isn't it?

I believe you think like a woman who is smart enough to know just how to manipulate what a man wants so that he pays for it.

And that isn't said in a negative way either.

 

[Saffire]

Sorry Spaceghost, I can't help but take that in a negative way. I don't manipulate anybody, and men were paying for services long before I came around. I think I need clarification.

Saffire

 

[spaceghost]

Saffire...

Now I feel all bad...

Manipulate always seems to have such negative connotations.

From Merriam-Webster:

<p><font color="#0000FF">Main Entry: <b>ma·nip·u·late</b>
<p>Function: <i>transitive verb</i><br>
Inflected Form(s): <b>-lat·ed</b>; <b>-lat·ing</b><br>
Etymology: back-formation from <i>manipulation, </i>from French, from <i>
manipuler </i>to handle an apparatus in chemistry, ultimately from Latin <i>
manipulus</i><br>
Date: 1831<br>
<b>1</b> <b>:</b> to treat or operate with the hands or by mechanical means
especially in a skillful manner<br>
<b>2 a</b> <b>:</b> to manage or utilize skillfully.</font>

Hands up all perberts out there who would agree that Saffire's reviews indicate a courtesan who "treats or operates in a skillful manner" and who utilizes her charms "skillfuly".

If your offended by that, I apologize...

 

[Saffire]

Thanks Spaceghost. That definitely takes the negativity right out of it! I now agree wholeheartedly with your statement, and no longer feel offended, but flattered.

Saffire

ps: #1 is my favorite description, and, I believe, the most accurate.

 

[spaceghost]

Glad you liked that explanation...

#1 is your favorite, eh?

Interesting... the mind wanders about those hands <lil evil grins>.

As for the most accurate... I would chose 2)a... but that is a discussion topic best left for another time, another forum.