An escort was having a very slow day. The phone hadn’t rung at all, and it was getting late in the evening.
Finally, her phone rang. It was the agency saying she had an appointment with a gentleman in a hotel.
She showered and changed, and her driver picked her up and took her to the hotel.
She knocked on the man’s door, he opened it and she walked in. Her fee was in full view and everything checked out, so she called her driver and told him all was well.
She accepted his offer of a drink, and they spent a few minutes chatting. She then decided it was time to get down to business.
She started to undress him by removing his shoes, then his socks.
She recoiled in horror when she saw his toes. The toenails were ragged and yellow; the toes were all mangled and gnarled, and pointed in ten different directions.
He noticed her reaction and said, “It was a childhood disease.” “Oh, I’m sorry”, she replied, “Do you mind if I ask what disease?”
He said, “When I was five, I had toe-lio”
She continued undressing him and removed his shirt and then his pants. This time, it was his knees that shocked her. They were full of pock marks and zits with hairs growing out of them. “Another childhood disease?” she asked.
“Yep”, he replied, “When I was eight, I had knee-sles”.
She swallowed hard, removed his shorts and burst out laughing.
“What the hell are you laughing at?” he said.
She replied, “I suppose now you’re going to tell me you had smallcox!”
Finally, her phone rang. It was the agency saying she had an appointment with a gentleman in a hotel.
She showered and changed, and her driver picked her up and took her to the hotel.
She knocked on the man’s door, he opened it and she walked in. Her fee was in full view and everything checked out, so she called her driver and told him all was well.
She accepted his offer of a drink, and they spent a few minutes chatting. She then decided it was time to get down to business.
She started to undress him by removing his shoes, then his socks.
She recoiled in horror when she saw his toes. The toenails were ragged and yellow; the toes were all mangled and gnarled, and pointed in ten different directions.
He noticed her reaction and said, “It was a childhood disease.” “Oh, I’m sorry”, she replied, “Do you mind if I ask what disease?”
He said, “When I was five, I had toe-lio”
She continued undressing him and removed his shirt and then his pants. This time, it was his knees that shocked her. They were full of pock marks and zits with hairs growing out of them. “Another childhood disease?” she asked.
“Yep”, he replied, “When I was eight, I had knee-sles”.
She swallowed hard, removed his shorts and burst out laughing.
“What the hell are you laughing at?” he said.
She replied, “I suppose now you’re going to tell me you had smallcox!”
