the sex swing

[cherise]

okay,i've owned the damn thing for over a year now and NEVER used it! why? because i am unsure of how to safely and securely install it in the ceiling.

i know i have to put it where there is a solid beam and not just drywall or plywood ,but the hook it came with is just like a big bolt so how can it hold the weight of a person , the swing ,and a chain?

speaking of which what size chain?

there is supposed to be a floor stand available for it but i have had no luck finding one. any suggestions or advice (or floor stands for sale lolz) would be much appreciated.

thanx

 

[cherise]

I can help you install it (done a lot of them..lol and hmmm test it out if you'd like . PM me.. I have a portable door swing that I keep in my truck for.. sexual escapade emergencies..lol

sent and now for some filler as one word was too short

 

[jlangley]

Let me be the second to volunteer Cherise. As a construction professional I have the tools and expertise to get the job done, not to mention the minimal travel involved.

J

 

[Ms Erica Phoenix]

And just to throw a third option at the mix...Let me know how you like it once you DO get it installed, as I'm thinking about having BB install one! :wink:

 

[Ms Erica Phoenix]

Sex swings are fun! I do not have one myself but a few of my clients do. Construction guys hmmm...My basement is almost done $$$$ later but then can sell my home I just bought and get another new home with profit.

It pays to have plumbers and electricians as clients, thank you to those clients. Past clients that is.

I have a carpenter (BB) and a plumber living in my house (NB...relax...it's a BIG house with a 3 bedroom suite downstairs!) so I am set. Of course, the day that my dishwasher blew up and left me trapped upstairs with a client was a bit of a shitshow! Poor guy had to get back to work and we're stuck because the plumber, the carpenter and the property owners are standing there supervising the dishwasher installation...Finally, I said "Fuck it! Follow my lead..." and proceed down the stairs to the front door. I start riffing on "so we want the carpets cleaned in this room, these stairs, the living room and the den! OK? Great...see you soon!"

Saw him again yesterday and we laughed about it...He called to book and asked if I needed another quote on my carpets!

 

[cherise]

And just to throw a third option at the mix...Let me know how you like it once you DO get it installed, as I'm thinking about having BB install one! :wink:

you can come over and try mine first to see if you like it lolz....just dont waste your money on a fuck machine ...it is decidedly UNSEXY

 

[Ms Erica Phoenix]

you can come over and try mine first to see if you like it lolz....just dont waste your money on a fuck machine ...it is decidedly UNSEXY

??? I thought I WAS a fuck machine??? :eyebrows:

 

[agentman]

I had a session with an SP using a sex swing,....and ....it.....was....AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!:clap2:

 

[cherise]

I had a session with an SP using a sex swing,....and ....it.....was....AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!:clap2:

well if i ever get mine up maybe you could show me how its done:eyebrows: