The New Leather Report

[Owudoin]

Back by popular demand and outdated extradition laws...
The only thing I can say for sure is I miss the old days of Lilith, Ariel, Melanie and now Ashley. Now you call around looking for a little leather/pvc action and you either get "hee hee hee...no" or "you'll have to come down and talk to the girls" which means "no". WTF? And no, leather/pvc does NOT mean I want stuff shoved up my ass! This is a common misconception with the MP's. I ask for leather/pvc/latex outfits and they immediately assume dom...no no no. I just like the outfit. Something about the shiny stuff. Oof. Anyways, was hunting the other day, found Eva on the Aristocrat website and thought I'd give her a day in court. She had just come from some BDSM conference that was in town and she "wanted to try something". All I can ever remember reading about this woman was she had a mouth to die for. I wanted to die all right. Granted I couldn't tell she put a tube on with her mouth, but half the reason was she was trying to peg me with her vibrator! WTF? I can only say that's not my bag so many times before I get pissed off. When I was about to blow...she started squeezing like a teenager popping a zit. WTF? She asked how everything was after and I let her know. The massage was great, the outfit fit the bill, but the service wasn't what I prefer. I told her what I liked at the start of the session, and she ignored me. I won't return.

 

[johnnybravo299]

My review on EVA...

Goes alot like how yours was Owudoin. The massage was great but the massage can't be the best part of the service to get me to come back. Eva is alittle off the wall but not too excentrick (sp?) Now I said that I was going to retire possibly after this last poon, But "I ain't goin' out like that!" NEVER, NOWAY, NOHOW!!!!

Now for the ratings

massage: 8.5 Ive definitely had worse thats for sure

Attitude: 8 Like i said shes alittle weird but man she likes what she does and the teasing was great.

Service: 5 Alot like OWudoin!, not my cup of tea.

Repeat: that would be a know for people that can't read between the lines.

 

[buddha2]

BDSM Thread?

I may get suspended or something for this, but I ran this suggestion by the Moderator a couple of weeks ago, and haven't seen any reply. Dude, if you've just been too busy, my apologies.

Anyway, people, the idea is basically this: TERB has a thread dedicated to BDSM practise. Why not PERB? Certainly this is a big deal in Vancouver, and there are a couple of ladies in Calgary who advertise to some degree....

Now there are a number of our local MP's which have to various degrees of openness (Supreme and Penthouse when Lilith was there; and now the Men's Club with a reference to a "Domination" room) advertised that they provide the spanky arts. Same thing with the SP's - some are pretty open (check out Megan Synn's updates on her website) and some drop hints, and some it's YMMV...

Players and providers will still choose their degree of openess, but you wouldn't have to go searching around as much it seems to me....

Wadda ya all think?

 

[Owudoin]

Mistress Faith from XTC. Called up and was told she was available and yes she did have the outfits...so off I went. Cute girl, shorter hair, not much of a rack, but I'm an ass man anyways. Sweet outfit, little leather skirt & matching top with boots up to the knees. GREAT massage. Flipped over for a little meat trumpet action, which was not bad...not great but not bad. Before I knew it, she'd climbed aboard and was going to town. All fine and good, she said she liked to watch herself in the mirrors and a few other choice naughty words...then said she wanted it from behind."just not up my ass" followed after that. Then it happened...the smell hit me. Oof...I've never encountered box that needed that much maintenance in my entire life. Needless to say, I jackhammered to completion and jumped in the shower. For 9 greens, the service was good, but she didn't ask if I wanted full service, and the smell was enough to send me back to my Realdoll for a while. Sorry sports fans, but I would not recommend her to anyone.

 

[SlimShady]

How much for a 1/2 hr session with the RealDoll?

 

[Owudoin]

Mine or your own? I'm kinda possesive about Jenny.

 

[Owudoin]

Hunny @ Rythym

Ok, so after the usual phone calls to see who had what outfits...I came across Hunny (not literally guys). Found her on the website and thought I'd give er a day in court. Sweet boots, nice little pvc outfit and gorgeous! Not much upstairs, but hey not a big concern for me. Went w/the full meal deal, although she said that she didn't like going down? Did a decent enough job in my opinion. Was very vocal about what was going on, in a good way. Hopped on pop for a porn star ride and that was all I could take. Very playful during the massage and had good skills during the main event. Would repeat, but she mentioned I would have to call ahead to make sure she had the right stuff for me.

 

[wolverine]

Went w/the full meal deal, although she said that she didn't like going down?

Are you saying that she doesn't like doing BJs?

 

[Fort MacGuy]

Clarification please...

"going down"?

 

[Owudoin]

Yeah, she doesn't like giving bj's...but I've had a lot of PM's telling me different. I'm pretty sure I didn't smell or anything.

 

[wolverine]

Trim your pubes and wash your nuts and ass if you want any gal to go down on you!

 

[Owudoin]

Danaka

Ok, so I've never been to Prestige before, so I'll rave about the facilities right now. Nice place. Big rooms, decent showers...nice place. Did the usual phoning around and heard that Danaka had a few "rubber outfits" so I thought I'd give her a day in court. Guys, all I can say is where the hell has this girl been? Why did nobody tell me about her? Fanfrickintastic massage, like the kind you'd get at a spa. Her little accent just makes ya melt. Body that just won't quit. Not super buff, just a little curvy in all the right places...and anyone that knows me...knows that I don't think fat is where it's at. Her outfit was killer, a polymorph full body unit that hugged and shone like it should. As usual, went with just a CBJ for the first time with her, and let her know that I would be coming back for more. She definately wanted my business back...that's all I can say. Ok, so I can say that she's got some serious mouth skills...
I will be back to see her, but don't worry the recon will still be coming in.

 

[Owudoin]

Needless to say, I've received a lot of flack about my comment that Hunny doesn't like to give CBJ...turns out she was just having an off day and that it's not normally like that. There are many times that I've heard that YMMV...and this is one of those times. I apologize and repeat the fact that I'll be seeing her again...so quit sending me mean PM's...I didn't mean to kick anyone in the balls here people. (Although if you're into that sort of thing, there's another thread about that here somewhere.)

 

[Owudoin]

Danaka again...

Ok, so I went to see her the other day, and she was all excited that she just got a new outfit! Little latex skirt and zipper top. Hot hot hot. Did I mention that she gives one of the best massages that I've ever had at an MP? Funny and great conversation...the only problem I have is she's just too damn good at the fun stuff. Mr.Happy just can't take it. Not that this is a bad thing though. I'd rather have my fun quickly than be jackhammered with lackluster skills.

 

[ashley]

some interesting news......

Ashley has a latex catsuit, and MAN can she wear that thing to its intended effect! Get your ass out to BC baby so we can have a repeat performance!

I will be in B.C june 24th -1st SEE YOU SOON BABE!

 

[Owudoin]

Even better...when will you be back?