The Million Dollar S. W.!!!

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WORLD'S PRICIEST HOOKER CHARGES $1 MILLION A NIGHT
And she's worth every penny, swear satisfied johns

By Michael Forsyth
World Weekly News | 12/07/2004

Buxom blonde beauty Krista Endelwood is the world's most expensive hooker. A single night of passion with the curvaceous call girl will set you back a staggering $1 million!

Incredibly, the stinking-rich Arab playboys, movie moguls, and other fat cats who've engaged Krista's services insist that the super-sexy strumpet is worth every penny.

"In fact, after every session with Krista, I tip her $150,000 or so," raves the owner of a giant software firm who requested anonymity. "Krista is unbelievable. She can do things with her body you'd swear are physically impossible. Not only can she crack apart a walnut with her butt cheeks, she can squeeze it back together into one piece."

Beautiful Krista, 23, who works for an exclusive escort service based in Winnemucca, Nev., sports a dazzling 38D-22-36 figure and the face of an angel -- but there's nothing angelic about her bedspring-busting behavior on the job.

"I really try to give my clients their money's worth," she giggles.

The luscious lady of the evening works just one night a week. She has been in the business for two years and expects to retire by age 25 with a fortune exceeding $200 million.

"I've been saving and investing my money," she says.

Remarkably, despite Krista's astronomical rates, there are some services she refuses to provide.

"I don't do that Monica Lewinsky stuff -- to me that's always just seemed too gross," the blonde bad girl reveals.

Not surprisingly, Krista's rivals are jealous of her success -- and accuse her of price gouging.

"It's ridiculous what that little bimbo charges," says a leggy brunette colleague who asked that her name be withheld. "I don't even think she's all that pretty.

"No roll in the hay is worth $1 million." Researcher Tim Biddlebaum, author of a best-selling, 500-page guide to legal brothels and escort services in Nevada, agrees that there is nothing unique about the high-priced harlot's technique -- in fact, Krista only receives four out of five stars in the book.

"When I asked for a free hands-on demonstration for my rankings, I found that Krista's reverse-cowgirl needed fine tuning," he notes. "She does have a great personality, though, and a wonderful smile."

In fact, Biddlebaum theorizes, it's Krista's winning personality, not her looks or bedroom acrobatics, that allows her to command such a sky-high fee.

"These big shots don't like to admit it, but they actually fall in love with Krista," the expert says. "She makes them feel really special."
 

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Catalynn said:
Well this is the picture they have posted but she must have dyed her hair because she isnt blonde.



Cat :confused:

So Cat..you gonna raise your rates :p
 

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Catalynn said:
hahahhah sure Chuck... and you can be the first client... I will take the million in $100's $50's 20's and 10's

Cat :D

no problem Cat..You're worth it..ummm is it ok if those denominations are in either of these
types of currency :D ;) :p
 

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Catalynn said:
Sorry Chuck I dont take that currency... but I can hook you up with my friend Baaaaabara :D


WOOOHOOOOO Thanks CAT..SHE'S HOT..I'll bring the
Velcro Gloves (less squirming that way :D ) lol..orrrrr

I'll just have to find a plain white envelope big enough for ..
:D I take it this currency would be better ;)
 

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Catalynn said:
Well this is the picture they have posted but she must have dyed her hair because she isnt blonde.Cat :confused:
Looks like Bait & Switch to me.
 

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Bueller said:
Betcha Bat Boy banged her. From behind.

Try saying that 10 times fast :D
 
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