His Irish daughter had not been to the house for over 5 years. Upon her return, her father cussed her; " Where have you been all this time, you ingrate! Why didn't you write us, not even a line to let us know how you were doing? Why didn't you call? You little tramp! Don't you know what you put your Mum through??!!"
The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff, sniff... Dad... I became a prostitute..."
The father goes nuts yelling "WHAT!!? Out of here, you shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace this family - I don't ever want to see you again!"
The daughter, still crying "OK, Dad - as you wish. I just came back to give Mom this luxury fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion, plus a savings account certificate for $2 million. For my little brother, this gold Rolex, and for you Daddy the spanking new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a lifetime membership to the Country Club...(takes a breath) an invitation for you all to spend New Years' Eve onboard my new yacht in the Riviera, and...."
Interrupting, the father blurts out, "Now what was it you said you had become?"
Amid her tears, in remorse she shouts, "A prostitute, Father! ...
A prostitute! "Oh! Be Jesus! you scared me half to death, girl! I thought
you said "a Protestant". Come here and give your old man a hug!"
The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff, sniff... Dad... I became a prostitute..."
The father goes nuts yelling "WHAT!!? Out of here, you shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace this family - I don't ever want to see you again!"
The daughter, still crying "OK, Dad - as you wish. I just came back to give Mom this luxury fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion, plus a savings account certificate for $2 million. For my little brother, this gold Rolex, and for you Daddy the spanking new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a lifetime membership to the Country Club...(takes a breath) an invitation for you all to spend New Years' Eve onboard my new yacht in the Riviera, and...."
Interrupting, the father blurts out, "Now what was it you said you had become?"
Amid her tears, in remorse she shouts, "A prostitute, Father! ...
A prostitute! "Oh! Be Jesus! you scared me half to death, girl! I thought
you said "a Protestant". Come here and give your old man a hug!"
